Good afternoon to all of you finely bespectacled, waistcoat-sporting fashionistas who secretly hide bean dip in a pocket to sneak chips.

Just a note- an apology really. I'm sorry to have disappeared utterly for the last two weeks. Those of you who keep in touch elsewhere know what's been going on and I thank you for your discretion here.

Long story short- I've spent roughly a week living in a hospital waiting room after someone extremely dear to me had a mortal incident and dealing with my own health issues in the fallout since. I am not at full liberty to go into details as yet so, please don't ask.

Charity commissions will be proceeding ahead as soon as I'm more able to work and I need to get in touch with a few of you regarding interest and payment etc.

I hope you're all faring well, warm and wubbulous. Be wonderful to each other.

Ave Lucifer.