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oh my god what
16 years ago
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Ok so me and 
tazel were eating at Wendy's, right? And there's this girl that works there, and like, EVERYONE was hitting on her, and this old Mexican dude was trying to get her to give him a free milkshake and it's like he WON'T SHUT UP he's all like "SENORITA! SENORITA!" and then another guy who worked there was hitting on her as she left and then he starts TALKING to us and he's WEIRD, like, going on about how hot all the other employees are, and he's saying he's like half oriental and doing this weird Chinese impersonation and it's like what's going on!? Am I in a fever dream? Wendy's has always been so BENIGN!
Also, Tazel showed me his con' sketchbooks that he's been collecting over the years. It was surreal, seeing actual pencil and ink drawings from artists I've admired for years. I need to get out more. Maybe go to a con'. Maybe. I dunno.
Social skills ... atrophying!
tazel were eating at Wendy's, right? And there's this girl that works there, and like, EVERYONE was hitting on her, and this old Mexican dude was trying to get her to give him a free milkshake and it's like he WON'T SHUT UP he's all like "SENORITA! SENORITA!" and then another guy who worked there was hitting on her as she left and then he starts TALKING to us and he's WEIRD, like, going on about how hot all the other employees are, and he's saying he's like half oriental and doing this weird Chinese impersonation and it's like what's going on!? Am I in a fever dream? Wendy's has always been so BENIGN!Also, Tazel showed me his con' sketchbooks that he's been collecting over the years. It was surreal, seeing actual pencil and ink drawings from artists I've admired for years. I need to get out more. Maybe go to a con'. Maybe. I dunno.
Social skills ... atrophying!
Cuz' her milkshake brings all the boys aro--...
:X
People have lost all sense of appropriate behavior in public.
If that stupid Mexican asshole says Senorita one more time I'm gonna totally deck him!
"All is strange and vague. Are we dead? Or is this Ohio?" -- Animaniacs
And you're not the only one who needs to get to a con. >_>
2. You haven't seen atrophied social skills until you've met me. Which you won't because NOBODY wants to meet me.
There was a pregnant, married temp in the dish room who got hit on all the time. That made me fume, but being built like a noodle I was too timid to confront the assholes bothering her. I backed her up when she filed for sexual harassment, though. That felt good.