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For Those Who Need It...
6 years ago
There is no gift more precious or rare in this world than true love. Treasure those who share it with you.
I present to you an exchange between myself and a colleague at the lab I work at irl, whom I refer to as D-Rex. This excerpt is presented unedited and as best as i can recall with total accuracy.
For context, this was regarding a series of cute, humorous, romantic(not clop) stories I have been writing regarding the developing relationship between the MLP characters Queen Chrysalis and Twilight Sparkle.
Ashley- "...So she's kinda concerned, insecure about things moving to that next level. You see, the issue being that she has a vagina whereas she has an ovipositor...
D-Rex- " ...ovipositor...?"
Ashley- "yes. Ovipositor."
D-Rex- "What is that? Like a Pez dispenser?"
Ashley- ... *stunned silence* "... What a strangely appropriate description...."
You are welcome. I love you all. *hugs for everybody*
It'll still be Tab A into Slot B . . .
I couldn't help but go back to that old taco bell advert that had Dick Vitale shouting "SERENDIPITY, BABY!!" when he said that....
Pez dispenser.... I'll be adding that comparison in the story somewhere...
I'm in.... A state of late. You know a good chunk of it. It just hasn't gotten any better.
Still, there's a decent chance *fingers crossed* that at least some part of it is just unnecessary concern based on past experience, not baseless, just not a genuine issue...