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6 years ago
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A Peek Into My Mind. Be Afraid.
The wonder product invented by 
steamfox So, 
Walt46, 
tegerio, 
MercMarten and I came up with advertising...
POLYPHEMUS
HAD ONE EYE
HE COULDN'T SEE
HIS CAVE WAS A STY
SPHINX-O
THE AUGEAN STABLES
HAD A PONG
THE CLEANER USED
WASN'T STRONG
SPHINX O
AFTER DANAE'S
GOLDEN SHOWER
SHE NEEDED EXTRA
SCRUBBING POWER
SHINX-O
ATHENA CAME
FROM ZEUS' NUT
BUT HOW'D THEY CLEAN UP
ALL THAT SCUT?
SPHINX O
THERE'S NO NEED
TO RELEASE THE KRAKEN
IF YOUR SILVER
STARTS TO BLACKEN
SPHINX-O
GORGON BIG
PERSEUS TINY
BUT HE KEPT
HIS SHIELD REAL SHINY
SPHINX-O
THE EAGLE WAS
A MESSY EATER
PROMETHEUS FOUND
A WAY TO BEAT HER
SPHINX O
BELLOPHERON HAD
A FLYING STEED
FOLKS BELOW
HAD A DEFINITE NEED
FOR SPHINX-O
You need to see Medusa's head?
But would rather not...
...be stone-cold-dead?
Sphinx-O
MY BOAT IS CLEAN
GOES CHARON'S QUIP
EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ON
A ONE WAY TRIP
SPHINX O
OLD BLIND PHINEUS
HAD THE BLUES
'CAUSE THE HARPIES
DID NOT USE
SPHINX-O
LEDA HAD
A DAY OF THRILLS
BUT SPENT A WEEK
CLEANING UP THE QUILLS
SPHINX O
OTOS PUT
OSSA ON PELION
BUT NOW HE'S STUCK
BEING A HELLION
SPHINX O
BETTER THAN SPHINX O?
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
SOMEONE'S GOOFED
EVEN HOMER NODS
SPHINX O
ALAS PERSEPHONE
STAY YOU MUST
KEEP HADES' PAD
FREE FROM DUST
SPHINX-O
MINOTAUR'S LONELY
IN HIS MAZE
'CAUSE HE WON'T CHANGE
HIS UNCLEAN WAYS
SPHINX-O
GANYMEDE POURS
OLD ZEUS' WINE
HE USES SPHYNX-O
AND OLYMPUS SHINES
SPHYNX-O
WHAT MAKES THE GOLDEN
FLEECE SO BRIGHT?
SACRED MAGIC?
HEH .. YEAH, RIGHT
SPHINX-O
[EDIT:
RHODES' COLOSSUS
STRADDLES THE BAY
AND NEEDS A CLEANING
EVERY DAY
SPHINX-O]
steamfox So, 
Walt46, 
tegerio, 
MercMarten and I came up with advertising...POLYPHEMUS
HAD ONE EYE
HE COULDN'T SEE
HIS CAVE WAS A STY
SPHINX-O
THE AUGEAN STABLES
HAD A PONG
THE CLEANER USED
WASN'T STRONG
SPHINX O
AFTER DANAE'S
GOLDEN SHOWER
SHE NEEDED EXTRA
SCRUBBING POWER
SHINX-O
ATHENA CAME
FROM ZEUS' NUT
BUT HOW'D THEY CLEAN UP
ALL THAT SCUT?
SPHINX O
THERE'S NO NEED
TO RELEASE THE KRAKEN
IF YOUR SILVER
STARTS TO BLACKEN
SPHINX-O
GORGON BIG
PERSEUS TINY
BUT HE KEPT
HIS SHIELD REAL SHINY
SPHINX-O
THE EAGLE WAS
A MESSY EATER
PROMETHEUS FOUND
A WAY TO BEAT HER
SPHINX O
BELLOPHERON HAD
A FLYING STEED
FOLKS BELOW
HAD A DEFINITE NEED
FOR SPHINX-O
You need to see Medusa's head?
But would rather not...
...be stone-cold-dead?
Sphinx-O
MY BOAT IS CLEAN
GOES CHARON'S QUIP
EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ON
A ONE WAY TRIP
SPHINX O
OLD BLIND PHINEUS
HAD THE BLUES
'CAUSE THE HARPIES
DID NOT USE
SPHINX-O
LEDA HAD
A DAY OF THRILLS
BUT SPENT A WEEK
CLEANING UP THE QUILLS
SPHINX O
OTOS PUT
OSSA ON PELION
BUT NOW HE'S STUCK
BEING A HELLION
SPHINX O
BETTER THAN SPHINX O?
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
SOMEONE'S GOOFED
EVEN HOMER NODS
SPHINX O
ALAS PERSEPHONE
STAY YOU MUST
KEEP HADES' PAD
FREE FROM DUST
SPHINX-O
MINOTAUR'S LONELY
IN HIS MAZE
'CAUSE HE WON'T CHANGE
HIS UNCLEAN WAYS
SPHINX-O
GANYMEDE POURS
OLD ZEUS' WINE
HE USES SPHYNX-O
AND OLYMPUS SHINES
SPHYNX-O
WHAT MAKES THE GOLDEN
FLEECE SO BRIGHT?
SACRED MAGIC?
HEH .. YEAH, RIGHT
SPHINX-O
[EDIT:
RHODES' COLOSSUS
STRADDLES THE BAY
AND NEEDS A CLEANING
EVERY DAY
SPHINX-O]
FROM DUSK TIL DAWN
BUT PHAROS AIN'T
GOT NOTHING ON
SPHINX-O
DON'T MISS A SPOT
BUT YOU WON'T NEED
TO USE A LOT
SPHINX-O
WAS VERY SAD
WHEN ICARUS
SAID "WATCH THIS, DAD"
SPHINX-O
IF CIRCE'S ISLE
HAD BEEN LESS STAINED
BRAVE ULYSSES
WOULD'VE REMAINED
SPHINX-O
HALF BULL, HALF MAN
KEEPS HIS LABYRINTH
SPIC AND SPAN
SPHINX-O
DON'T MESS WITH SNAKES
IF YOU GET MY MEANING
TIRESIAS KNOWS
WHO DOES MORE CLEANING
SPHINX-O
DRAGON'S TEETH
SOWN IN THE MUD
STILL CAN'T BREAK UP
CAKED-ON CRUD
SPHINX-O
YOU DON'T NEED
TO ASK THE FATES
TO KNOW WHAT'S BEST
FOR SHINY PLATES
SPHINX-O
IS HESPER-IDY
WHAT KEEPS THEIR ORCHARD
NEAT AND TIDY?
SPHINX-O
HAD LOTS OF FATS
'CAUSE HE WAS FOND OF
GRILLING BRATS
SPHINX O
SAID, "THE NILE
HAS A SMELL
THAT'S RATHER VILE!
PUT IN SPHINX-O!"
THOTH, OSIRUS
RA AND HORUS
ALL JOIN IN NOW
IN THE CHORUS:
"USE SPHINX-O!"
ODIN LET
A MIGHTY ROAR
"WE'VE NO SPHINX-O?
NOW I'M THOR!"
DON'T RUN OUT!
WAS FAIR AS DAY
UNTIL NILE MUCK
GOT IN THE WAY!
SPHINX-O
ERATO'S SMILE
WAS BRIGHT AND SHINY
UNLIKE THE MARK
LEFT BY HER HINEY!
SPHINX-O
Goliath went out
Wenching and grogging
'Til David bounced one
Off his noggin
SPHINX-O
______
The Dardanelles
Were tight and narrow
Now the Hellespont's
Straight as an arrow
SPHINX-O
______
Egyptians have asked,
"What's Amenhotep IV?"
The Priesthood showed
Akhenaten the door
SPHINX-O
______
Thunder God's shoulder
Sure got sore
Until he tried our product
Now he's Thor!
SPHINX-O
Cleopatra
Had such class
Dissolving pearls
In her glass
SPHINX-O
______
Samson's hair,
His source of pride
Delilah trimmed it
Then he died
SPHINX-O
______
The great lighthouse at
Alexandria
Shone brighter with a
New calandria
SPHINX-O