Ashley pauses to watch her department head as he rubs at his temples in frustration. Staring at the computer monitor before him, he has a look which she has often called the "angry dad" face as he shuffles a few documents about on the desktop.

Ashley- You okay, boss?

Matteo- Hmn? Yeah. Yeah. Just... UGH... y'know. These people! *groans*

Ashley- Well, it could be worse. I mean, you don't have a conjoined twin on you who's a chronic masturbator ...or into some really tricked-out porn, like giraffe-on-donkey or something. *hands up, smiling* I mean, not that I'd judge you or anything. If that's your thing, hey, that's all good, you gotta do you...

Matteo- Yeah... That is true. I'm pretty good there.

Ashley- I mean, hey. I'd watch too- At least once.

Matteo- Don't you have something you need to be doing?

Ashley- Roger that.


Sometimes, it really does amaze me that I still have my job.



Enjoy your evening you sexy example of the failings of "The Rhythm Method". Ave Lucifer