I lost my pants at this swinger party. I don't know who did it. I don't even know where I was. I was there with a couple of guys."

The video was later taken down by the company.

Lil' Scottie, a male stripper on the site, took to Twitter after the incident to apologize.

"I am really really sorry for what I did, I didn't mean to hurt anyone," he said. "I didn't know any of the guys there. It's very humiliating, and it was an accident."

He said he has been "put on a pedestal" and that he didn't realize "how dangerous I could be."

"I don't know how else to put it, but I don't think I will ever be able to be like any of the men that I've been around," he said.

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I'm a total slut for popcorn and I'm always a bit tired from a night of binge watching. I get that you're not here to bang me, but I thought it might be nice to hear your thoughts on the situation. If you want to go out tonight then we could try some drinks, but if you just wanted to grab a few popcorn, then that's great."

I said it with a smile, she was probably just trying to be helpful. I guess being a bit horny wasn't really her intention. I think I'll stick to getting fucked at my house and watching it all on tv, as that's always been my way of doing it.

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"ill stick to getting fucked at my house"

And watching it all on tv! XD

The name of my most mysterious skill is baketsu. If I think about it, there really is no meaning to the skill, but it feels quite good.

"Oi, that's not it, this is called baketsu-jutsu. It's a super advanced technique that allows me to read the opponent's actions, but I won't use it for something as simple as looking at someone's expression."

When I say this, Hinata looks at me with a worried expression.

"But, don't you feel strange about this? Aren't you embarrassed to use this kind of technique?"

I can't really see what she's saying, but for some reason, I don't feel as if I have been hiding something. In any case, it doesn't feel as though it's a problem that requires that much of an explanation.

After all, I'm not being modest about baketsu-jutsu, and I don't think that she will.

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This... turned out unexpectedly risque .////////.

I realized that my entire life was a lie.

I felt like I had lost my mind.

It was like my soul had been torn out and I'd been given nothing to hold on to. It was as if I had been thrown into an infinite desert of fire and then dropped into it. Everything was dark and nothing could be seen but the scorched landscape. The only thing that was illuminated was my own eyes. I was alone in an infinite void. No one had ever been here before. No one would ever be here again.

But I couldn't die in this place. I was no longer my original self. I was now a creature of the night. A creature that did not want to die.

I could feel my heart beating faster and faster as my body grew weaker. I was no longer capable of breathing. I had no idea how long I was here. I didn't know if I would make it out alive or not. I just knew that I

... Knew that I what? KNEW THAT I WHAT???

Avilyn went out late night to attend streetracing with her boyfriend, but that doesn't mean she's not in a mood to get wild when the opportunity arises. She gets naked in a local motel, stripping and flirting with the male staff until one of the guys decides to try to "cuckold" her.

lmao that escalated quickly!

The average fuckdog can be found everywhere.

But what of the average pussy? We humans can't help but assume such animals will be easy prey.

Unfortunately, according to new research, they may not make it any easier.

Researchers from UBC, the University of British Columbia, and the University of Melbourne studied dogs used as breeding stock in the U.S. to see whether breeding them to look like humans can make them more aggressive or capable of becoming pregnant.

The scientists examined nearly 30,000 videos of dogs and the people who had worked with them as part of a breeding experiment in the study published in the journal Animal Cognition.

They also found that those dogs that had lived in captivity became less aggressive and became pregnant more easily. Some even became pregnant with puppies when they looked like humans.

Pushing the limits

"It's a little strange that the female's reaction is not less strong," said Dr. Elizabeth M. Smith, a professor and director of psychology in UBC's department of psychology. "It's surprising that females are not more aggressive,

I tried some stuff but if it's even slightly NSFW the bot really takes the story down a rabbit hole! xD Ayyy lmao


Story:
Jef felt the peanut butter and jelly sandwich slip from his hands as he tried to pull it from the other man's grasp. The boy, he thought, looked more like a man now than he had ever done before, all that flesh and muscle, the stubble on his face growing thicker, the lines in his back more defined.

It was all so much easier when they were kids.

His brother had always been a little too tough for his liking. He had been a real pain in the ass. He was always picking fights and getting into fights with kids, and Jef's dad had always been right there to back him up. The kid had gotten beat up a few times, but he'd always come back, and always come back with scars.

But this guy was different.

The boy, as they'd both come to know him over the years, had an attitude that was much more like his brother's, a willingness to fight and a penchant for saying things that would

We all know that enjoying nachos is a sign of deviancy.

But it is also a sign of the love of God, for God loves nachos more than any nachos can possibly love you.

If you don't feel like eating the chips in your hands, just ask the chips to make you eat the chips, as God commands us to do in 1 Corinthians 10:14.

What is nachos?

Nachos are chips that have a variety of ingredients that are cooked in a variety of ways to form a super-sized chip snack. And it's really good.

It started in St. Louis, Missouri, in 1959, when Tom Stienstra began serving the nachos at his restaurant, St. Louis Grill.

He then opened a second restaurant in 1971, in St. Charles, Missouri. In 1981, he opened a third restaurant in Chicago.

Today there are over 3,000 restaurants in the St. Louis area

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this is funny and weirdly coherant