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For Those Who Need It- Vol4
6 years ago
There is no gift more precious or rare in this world than true love. Treasure those who share it with you.
So- I feel it important to share this moment with the remainder of the world at large. Learn what you can from it...
Body General- Hello up there?
Brain Command- Yes?
Body General-...Hey, is that judgement?
Brain Command- Judgement isn't available at the moment. She's occupied. This is brain command.
Body General- Super! We were wanting to talk with someone up there as we've got quite a few complaints.
Brain Command- *sighs* YES, I can imagine you do.
Body General- Look, about the other evening...
Brain Command- Yes. We're evaluating that situation still.
Body General- I'm sure you're busy. It's just there's an awful lot going on in here. Vision got fuzzy. Heart got a bit erratic. Stomach would like to have a few words.
Stomach- *groans* What the Hell was all that about?
Brain Command- Beg Pardon?
Stomach- Yesterday? We couldn't keep a 'ead of lettuce straight in 'ere!
Liver- Izzat brain?
Brain Command- Shit... You again?
Body General- Right. Liver seems to have a grievance as well as Kidne-
Liver- You right BASTARDS! Where'zat bit, crumpet, Judgem'n at?
Impulse Control- OI! YEW SHUT YOR FILTHY GOB ABOUD'ERR!
Liver- You feck righddoff, mate! Put 'er on!
Body General- Uhm... Yes... Is something-
Brain Command- *huffs* This has been going since our teens, I'm afraid. Liver's still holding a grudge over our early 20's.
Body General- Well, I'll be leaving that to you all for sorting then. Now, About yesterday...
Brain Command- I told you, we're still evaluating that situation.
Body General- Of course. We're just really concerned. Things have been on the fritz for a while now and everything went rather tits-up the other day, quite literally. Hearing even had some issues. Hearing!
Brain Command- We're well aware, yes. Thank you.
Body General- Hearing never has issues... That was just bizarre.
Brain Command- *nods*
Body General- Even skin was having troubles. Skin!
Skin- Yeah! We were getting all kinds of trauma here, not the good kind like when you lot set us up with the boyfriend.
Brain Command- That would be Lust's, department. Thank you.
Skin- M'just saying. A little of "the ol'whap-whap" is fine now an' then But this-
Body General- The what?
Lust- *tipping her hat, prods Skin with a rawhide strap* Heh. Guilty.
Libido- Hell-Oooo? What have we here?❤
Skin- Heh. The "whap-whap"? You know, when we-
Brain Command- *A-Hem*
Skin- Right. *clears throat, smiling sheepishly* Sorry. Yeah, anyway, it was getting cold and numb and even a bit sore all at the same time!
Brain Command- *checking notes* Yes, that coincides with our findings.
Skin- We had patches giving conflicting reports and Brown-outs all over!
Liver- Lissen! Yew tell'at 'olier-than-thou bink that she can Kiss my-
Impulse Control- YEW WANNA 'AVE ANUVVA GO, NANCY?
Liver- Aw, I'll do you one PROPAH!
Impulse Control- YEW FINK SO? WE'LL JUS'SEE ABOUT DAT!
Brain Control- *sighs* Just ignore them.
Body General- I see. Uhm. It looks like you've got a bit going on here...
Brain Command- We can assure you that everything is under control. Yesterday was an isolated incident, a purely self-contained scenario which has run its course.
Body General- You're sure?
Brain Command- Quite positive.
Body General- I mean, if you're sure. Its just there's still a few issues here, what with Kidneys and-
Brain Command- That is a separate matter entirely. We assure you.
Body General- Right right.
Brain Command- We apologize for the inconvenience but we can assure you, regarding yesterday's hiccup in operations: it won't be happening again.
Body General- You're sure?
Brain Command- Quite certain.
Body General- Certain?
Brain Command- Positive.
Body General- Well, *straightens* that IS reassuring But what in the world happened?
Brain Command- *sighs* If you must know, There was an incident involving an unfamiliar Over-The-Counter pain medication.
Body General- You're serious?
Brain Command- We're not certain yet if it was a matter of reacting to the specific brand or the amount or other outside factors so, just As a precaution, we've put that brand on the no-fly list for the future.
Body General- That seems fair.
Brain Command- Yes.
Body General- So, moving forward...
Brain Command- Hmmm?
Body General- I was just thinking you know, maybe we could try and communicate a bit better on this sort of thing? Try and avoid it altogether?
Brain Command- *makes notes* Yes... That seems unlikely.
Body General- What?
Brain Command- *smiles* Nothing for you to fret over. We've just got an awful lot going on right now, very busy up here you see... Lots of outside issues we're handling... coordinating everything in the basement, managing everything upstairs, its just a rather challenging opportunity.
Body General- Well... All right, I suppose.
Judgement- *crying* Look, Ah'm doing my best, okay?
Body General - What was that?
Brain Command- Nothing. Now if that would be all y-
Judgement- *sniffles* Do y'all have ANY idea how HARD this is? All this bullshit you expect me to handle?!
Body General- Was that-
Brain Command- Nevermind. If that would-
Body General- Judgement? Was that you? That was her, wasn't it?
Judgement- Ah've got neglect and suspicion and experience and PAIN, physical AND emotional, ALL this new shit comin' through to have to process for ALL'a you Assholes and NOBODY gives a can of hot Fuck about-
Body General- Judgement? What's she going on about?
Brain Command- Those are private concerns. Now if you would-
Impulse Control- LOOK, SHE SED SOD OFF, YEW!
Brain Command- oh shit and fried eggs...
Body General- Now see here my-
Impulse Control- AOH, YEW FIN YEW NEED A GO WIV DIS, TOO, EH? *rolls up her sleeves, Cracking knuckles*
Judgement- *sniffles* Honey, No!
Impulse Control- I'LL DO YEW A GOOD FUMPIN' F'DAT!
Body General- Uhm. No! No. No. Ah. That is-
Brain Command- Please do call again. Good morning.
If you should be picturing any of the following:
Brain Command ......................................... John Cleese
Body General ............................................ Michael Palin
Stomach ................................................... Bob Hoskins
Liver .....................................................Vyvyan Basterd
Skin ............................................................Cyril Figgis
Lust .......................................................Beatrix Russel
Libido ................................................Billy Dee Williams
Judgement ............................................Applejack Apple
And featuring
Impulse Control ...........................................an Ork Nob
- we should hang out more often.
Yield to your loved ones as they yield to you. Bow to No Gods and No Masters. Ave Lucifer
Body General- Hello up there?
Brain Command- Yes?
Body General-...Hey, is that judgement?
Brain Command- Judgement isn't available at the moment. She's occupied. This is brain command.
Body General- Super! We were wanting to talk with someone up there as we've got quite a few complaints.
Brain Command- *sighs* YES, I can imagine you do.
Body General- Look, about the other evening...
Brain Command- Yes. We're evaluating that situation still.
Body General- I'm sure you're busy. It's just there's an awful lot going on in here. Vision got fuzzy. Heart got a bit erratic. Stomach would like to have a few words.
Stomach- *groans* What the Hell was all that about?
Brain Command- Beg Pardon?
Stomach- Yesterday? We couldn't keep a 'ead of lettuce straight in 'ere!
Liver- Izzat brain?
Brain Command- Shit... You again?
Body General- Right. Liver seems to have a grievance as well as Kidne-
Liver- You right BASTARDS! Where'zat bit, crumpet, Judgem'n at?
Impulse Control- OI! YEW SHUT YOR FILTHY GOB ABOUD'ERR!
Liver- You feck righddoff, mate! Put 'er on!
Body General- Uhm... Yes... Is something-
Brain Command- *huffs* This has been going since our teens, I'm afraid. Liver's still holding a grudge over our early 20's.
Body General- Well, I'll be leaving that to you all for sorting then. Now, About yesterday...
Brain Command- I told you, we're still evaluating that situation.
Body General- Of course. We're just really concerned. Things have been on the fritz for a while now and everything went rather tits-up the other day, quite literally. Hearing even had some issues. Hearing!
Brain Command- We're well aware, yes. Thank you.
Body General- Hearing never has issues... That was just bizarre.
Brain Command- *nods*
Body General- Even skin was having troubles. Skin!
Skin- Yeah! We were getting all kinds of trauma here, not the good kind like when you lot set us up with the boyfriend.
Brain Command- That would be Lust's, department. Thank you.
Skin- M'just saying. A little of "the ol'whap-whap" is fine now an' then But this-
Body General- The what?
Lust- *tipping her hat, prods Skin with a rawhide strap* Heh. Guilty.
Libido- Hell-Oooo? What have we here?❤
Skin- Heh. The "whap-whap"? You know, when we-
Brain Command- *A-Hem*
Skin- Right. *clears throat, smiling sheepishly* Sorry. Yeah, anyway, it was getting cold and numb and even a bit sore all at the same time!
Brain Command- *checking notes* Yes, that coincides with our findings.
Skin- We had patches giving conflicting reports and Brown-outs all over!
Liver- Lissen! Yew tell'at 'olier-than-thou bink that she can Kiss my-
Impulse Control- YEW WANNA 'AVE ANUVVA GO, NANCY?
Liver- Aw, I'll do you one PROPAH!
Impulse Control- YEW FINK SO? WE'LL JUS'SEE ABOUT DAT!
Brain Control- *sighs* Just ignore them.
Body General- I see. Uhm. It looks like you've got a bit going on here...
Brain Command- We can assure you that everything is under control. Yesterday was an isolated incident, a purely self-contained scenario which has run its course.
Body General- You're sure?
Brain Command- Quite positive.
Body General- I mean, if you're sure. Its just there's still a few issues here, what with Kidneys and-
Brain Command- That is a separate matter entirely. We assure you.
Body General- Right right.
Brain Command- We apologize for the inconvenience but we can assure you, regarding yesterday's hiccup in operations: it won't be happening again.
Body General- You're sure?
Brain Command- Quite certain.
Body General- Certain?
Brain Command- Positive.
Body General- Well, *straightens* that IS reassuring But what in the world happened?
Brain Command- *sighs* If you must know, There was an incident involving an unfamiliar Over-The-Counter pain medication.
Body General- You're serious?
Brain Command- We're not certain yet if it was a matter of reacting to the specific brand or the amount or other outside factors so, just As a precaution, we've put that brand on the no-fly list for the future.
Body General- That seems fair.
Brain Command- Yes.
Body General- So, moving forward...
Brain Command- Hmmm?
Body General- I was just thinking you know, maybe we could try and communicate a bit better on this sort of thing? Try and avoid it altogether?
Brain Command- *makes notes* Yes... That seems unlikely.
Body General- What?
Brain Command- *smiles* Nothing for you to fret over. We've just got an awful lot going on right now, very busy up here you see... Lots of outside issues we're handling... coordinating everything in the basement, managing everything upstairs, its just a rather challenging opportunity.
Body General- Well... All right, I suppose.
Judgement- *crying* Look, Ah'm doing my best, okay?
Body General - What was that?
Brain Command- Nothing. Now if that would be all y-
Judgement- *sniffles* Do y'all have ANY idea how HARD this is? All this bullshit you expect me to handle?!
Body General- Was that-
Brain Command- Nevermind. If that would-
Body General- Judgement? Was that you? That was her, wasn't it?
Judgement- Ah've got neglect and suspicion and experience and PAIN, physical AND emotional, ALL this new shit comin' through to have to process for ALL'a you Assholes and NOBODY gives a can of hot Fuck about-
Body General- Judgement? What's she going on about?
Brain Command- Those are private concerns. Now if you would-
Impulse Control- LOOK, SHE SED SOD OFF, YEW!
Brain Command- oh shit and fried eggs...
Body General- Now see here my-
Impulse Control- AOH, YEW FIN YEW NEED A GO WIV DIS, TOO, EH? *rolls up her sleeves, Cracking knuckles*
Judgement- *sniffles* Honey, No!
Impulse Control- I'LL DO YEW A GOOD FUMPIN' F'DAT!
Body General- Uhm. No! No. No. Ah. That is-
Brain Command- Please do call again. Good morning.
If you should be picturing any of the following:
Brain Command ......................................... John Cleese
Body General ............................................ Michael Palin
Stomach ................................................... Bob Hoskins
Liver .....................................................Vyvyan Basterd
Skin ............................................................Cyril Figgis
Lust .......................................................Beatrix Russel
Libido ................................................Billy Dee Williams
Judgement ............................................Applejack Apple
And featuring
Impulse Control ...........................................an Ork Nob
- we should hang out more often.
Yield to your loved ones as they yield to you. Bow to No Gods and No Masters. Ave Lucifer
Hmm . . .
couger
~couger
Oof. This clan has issues with almost all nsaids. And a complete insensativity to opiods (thanks mother dearest) Makes things interesting when crossed with various leftovers of living till 54
Major Matt Mason
~marmelmm
Karno
~karno
Ah, good one. I should do more brain/body strips, myself. Everyone's got a body, and most people have brains....
FarmWolf_SK
~farmwolfsk
Thanks for that. :)
Runewuff
~runewuff
The casting LOLOMG
