THANK YOU. To all of you. Even if you've literally never commented, or purchased anything, or interacted with me at all.... just... thank you. I cannot adequately express how floored I am that you're all here.

I know that I'm a huge fucking bit of a train wreck, and sometimes it takes me a while to get my shit together... and you have all been so fucking patient and understanding of the chaos that is my life... some of you have been here since the hellkittenx days, some from the sober. days [dark times, indeed], and some of you have just shown up. However long you've been here, whatever your level of "participation", I want you all to know just how much it means to me. How much all of you mean to me.

So. Stop what you're doing, grab a bottle or cup of water. Hydrate! Turn on your happiest song, sit back, close your eyes. Breathe. Just take a minute to realize just how amazing you are. Take a minute to enjoy the fact that--simply by existing--you've brought at least one grumpy old lady some joy. You are awesome and you should never, ever forget that!