Commissions Closed and Thanks!!
5 years ago
Hey everyone. It's me, Dr. Smut.
Thanks so much for reading and commenting on my stories over the past month. Seeing the reception to these things has been so rewarding and motivating. This has been my first, like, real foray into furry after a few years of lurking and I've felt really welcomed. Writing fatfur is genuinely some of the most fun I've ever had—right now I want to keep doing it for as long as possible; I have a personal story drafted and a couple non-furry stories I'll be furrifying and posting at some point, and I'm going to keep taking commissions because they're really fun. Speaking of...
Whoa!! I'm opening uptwo more commission slots one has now been taken!! they're all gone... I'll open up again whenever I want to.
Here's the gist: it's 0.009 cents per word, or $9 USD every 1000 words, where you cap it at a 1000-word limit. For example, if you request a 2000-word story and I write 3000 words, you only pay $18. Conversely, if you request a 2000-word story and I only write 1900 words, you only pay $17.1. Unless you tip, obviously. Does that make sense? I think it's very affordable.
I'm more than eager to write anything in the kinks list on my bio, but I'm probably willing to write other stuff too—just message me on Twitter or Telegram with the pitch or the kinks you'd like to see and we can chat about it. You can also note me on here if you like fake furry e-mail.
We'll handle half of the charge upfront, with the other half invoiced after I deliver the final draft. We'll do payment through PayPal. There's other stuff I'll need to brief with you but we can do that when we talk...
Here are some non-exhaustive ideas for commissions with tentative word-counts:
Maybe you want a short 2000-word vignette about how fat your sona is? Maybe they just can't get their mind off food, or maybe they find themselves rapidly putting it on and breaking out of their clothes after drinking a strange purple elixir... I don't know. That's only $18.
Maybe you want a solid 4000-word sex scene like The Skunk and the Sky? Plenty of room for vivid description and some really hot antics. Who knows. That's $36.
Maybe you want an 11000-word detailed progression story like Open Wide? You could go from a skinny thing to morbidly obese with the help of a hot guy, or get locked up in a basement and force-fed by a different hot guy. Anything is possible for $99.
Maybe you're insane and you want to commission me for a 22000-word story like Dragon's Tooth, with themes and a cast of developed characters and a lush world. Maybe, but I would be scared of you. That would be $198.
Maybe you literally just want a 2-word story that says "FAT [YOUR FURSONA SPECIES]" in bold Impact font. It'd be a beautifully formatted single page with plenty of white space for you to regret your decisions. Such a complex work would cost you a whopping $0.018, unless it's another damn fox sona again in which case the payment will be your screams of eternal anguish.
Again, thanks so much for reading. I'll see you in another couple weeks or so probably with another story.
Sincere regards,
Dr. Smut
Thanks so much for reading and commenting on my stories over the past month. Seeing the reception to these things has been so rewarding and motivating. This has been my first, like, real foray into furry after a few years of lurking and I've felt really welcomed. Writing fatfur is genuinely some of the most fun I've ever had—right now I want to keep doing it for as long as possible; I have a personal story drafted and a couple non-furry stories I'll be furrifying and posting at some point, and I'm going to keep taking commissions because they're really fun. Speaking of...
Whoa!! I'm opening up
I'm more than eager to write anything in the kinks list on my bio, but I'm probably willing to write other stuff too—just message me on Twitter or Telegram with the pitch or the kinks you'd like to see and we can chat about it. You can also note me on here if you like fake furry e-mail.
We'll handle half of the charge upfront, with the other half invoiced after I deliver the final draft. We'll do payment through PayPal. There's other stuff I'll need to brief with you but we can do that when we talk...
Here are some non-exhaustive ideas for commissions with tentative word-counts:
Maybe you want a short 2000-word vignette about how fat your sona is? Maybe they just can't get their mind off food, or maybe they find themselves rapidly putting it on and breaking out of their clothes after drinking a strange purple elixir... I don't know. That's only $18.
Maybe you want a solid 4000-word sex scene like The Skunk and the Sky? Plenty of room for vivid description and some really hot antics. Who knows. That's $36.
Maybe you want an 11000-word detailed progression story like Open Wide? You could go from a skinny thing to morbidly obese with the help of a hot guy, or get locked up in a basement and force-fed by a different hot guy. Anything is possible for $99.
Maybe you're insane and you want to commission me for a 22000-word story like Dragon's Tooth, with themes and a cast of developed characters and a lush world. Maybe, but I would be scared of you. That would be $198.
Maybe you literally just want a 2-word story that says "FAT [YOUR FURSONA SPECIES]" in bold Impact font. It'd be a beautifully formatted single page with plenty of white space for you to regret your decisions. Such a complex work would cost you a whopping $0.018, unless it's another damn fox sona again in which case the payment will be your screams of eternal anguish.
Again, thanks so much for reading. I'll see you in another couple weeks or so probably with another story.
Sincere regards,
Dr. Smut

Fisch
~derfisch
I would like to commission a 2 word story about my 7 OCs


I'm very talented at writing two words onto a page, cringing and then giving up on writing for several weeks, so I can do this for you with great aplomb. I'll be nice and hyphenate all the intricate descriptions of your 7 OCs for you so it's technically only one word, meaning you get a 50% discount!! "That's Bargains" ✔️✔️✔️

Fisch
~derfisch
you wrote even more words in this description I should tip you

phonyphanty
~phonyphanty
OP
Oh f*uck yes... I'm making bank now