FA+
Shop
The horse
5 years ago
[God inventing horses]
God: you can run real fast
Horse: nice
God: a little human will sit on you and hit you with a stick
Horse: uh?
God: he gets the trophy and cash if you win
Horse: dude what?
God: if you break a leg you get shot
Horse: yo WTF!
God: you got a 4 foot dick
Horse: OK I’m in!
And us donkeys have it even better. We get to be total Asses!
God: you can run real fast
Horse: nice
God: a little human will sit on you and hit you with a stick
Horse: uh?
God: he gets the trophy and cash if you win
Horse: dude what?
God: if you break a leg you get shot
Horse: yo WTF!
God: you got a 4 foot dick
Horse: OK I’m in!
And us donkeys have it even better. We get to be total Asses!
=^.~=