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Conversationalist Meme
16 years ago
Well, after the simply staggering amounts of replies, it's time to do the 2, count 'em, 2 conversations! XD
Convo # 1 - Cell and Jack, with an interesting twist!
( jack = italic, cell = bold)
*looking up for a bit* Hmm...I've been doing some thinking...
and from the sounds of it, I'm going to have to hear about it.
Oh hush. Now, you know how you and me are pretty much opposites, right?
Seeing as we used to be the same person, that's kind of a given.
Uh-huh...but...I mean like, you like being mean, I like being nice, you're red, I'm green...
Are you getting somewhere with this?
Well, I was just thinking that...since I like women.......
I seriously hope you aren't implying what I think you are.
But, I mean, logically speaking...
I'm not gay, and I feel like a broken record for having to say it so often.
Keep in mind, I can hear your thoughts
Not if I block you out.
You block me out with naked men?
...admittedly not the best looking defense.
Ohh, I don't know...some of them looked alright...and I'm sure you'd agree >3
Gods damn are you annoying...
*smiles* and you're hot.
and yo-...what.
you heard me... *tackles him over*
GAH! get the fuck off of me!
not so good at blocking thoughts now...and you're enjoying this...my theory was right... X3
I...what are.....
*starts sliding against him slowly*
Oh fuck...this is so wrong...
yet so right...
.......just do it.
do?...
*leans closer* do ME
I...I wasn't expecting you to take this so quickly...
I can't...stop myself anymore...please...just....fuck the shit out of me, NOW!
O.O ..... your wish is my command!
*cut-off here, too hot for a journal entry*
well then, that was interesting! 8D
Onto the next request!
Convo #2 - ditto les, and forest guardian chris the absol!
(Chris - bold, Les - italics)
*walking through the forest, he happens by a small purple blob, stuck to the side of a tree* hmm....a ditto...
*jumps off, landing in front of him* Hiya!
*blinks, looking down* uhh....hello there, little one.
*giggles* I'm not that small! Plus, I can get bigger! *shifts form, transforming into a golem* haaa!
*steps back to give him room* I'm well aware of your kinds abilities, yes.
*shifts into a copy of chris, smiling at him eye-level* so, what are you doing around here?
Watching the forest. I guard it from predators, so that ones like you may live peacefully here.
Ohhh, sounds dangerous! do you get to fight others a bunch?!
Not unless I have to. The worst I had recently was a rampaging kangaskhan, which I placed into a sleep to calm. thankfully, she only damaged three trees.
*smiles wide* I like kangaskhan! They fill you up like nothing else!
By the spirits, are you...eating the kangaskhan?!
nooo...well...I did "eat out" one before!
I...don't follow.
ya know, sex and stuff!
mating?...why would you be interested in mating a kangaskhan? If you want to give...or have, a child, then why not find one of your own kind?
I don't do it for babies, silly, I do it for fun!
...fun?
Yeah! its fun watching how they move when I touch them, and they always look so happy right before they make a big mess! =D
....*moves his head back slightly, giving him an odd look* ....disregarding that...why kangaskhan? ...just because they can....er..."fill you up"?
ohh, it's not JUST them, I go with people all over the place!
You mean you...you've been mating for..."fun" with multiple pokemon?
yeah! I've done it with a whole bunch! I've done it with ... *goes off, listing damn near every species in the forest, and "special occasions" with some others*
*mouth hanging agape somewhat* ...at the same time?!
all eight of 'em!
That's....you...I've never heard of such a thing before...to mate so often and with such...variety...
*giggles* I'm good at what I do!
I...er...believe you...
I can show you if you want!
I'd prefer you not-
I can knot!
...not what I meant. I'm going to have to decline your offer.
are you suuuure? *turns around, shifting into a female absol as she does, shaking her rump at him as she lifts her tail a bit* It would be fuuuun!~
*turns away* once again, no thank you.
*faces his rear, shifting back to a male and mounting him* ohh, or do you like it like this maybe?
*melds down into the ground, going into the forest's root network to go back to watching over everyone...away from that ditto*
*finds himself sitting on the forest floor, looking around* aww....he left... *pouts* people do tell me I can be too forward at times....
Ohh, Les. such antics you get into!
Well, that's that for this journal! Comments? =3
Convo # 1 - Cell and Jack, with an interesting twist!
( jack = italic, cell = bold)
*looking up for a bit* Hmm...I've been doing some thinking...
and from the sounds of it, I'm going to have to hear about it.
Oh hush. Now, you know how you and me are pretty much opposites, right?
Seeing as we used to be the same person, that's kind of a given.
Uh-huh...but...I mean like, you like being mean, I like being nice, you're red, I'm green...
Are you getting somewhere with this?
Well, I was just thinking that...since I like women.......
I seriously hope you aren't implying what I think you are.
But, I mean, logically speaking...
I'm not gay, and I feel like a broken record for having to say it so often.
Keep in mind, I can hear your thoughts
Not if I block you out.
You block me out with naked men?
...admittedly not the best looking defense.
Ohh, I don't know...some of them looked alright...and I'm sure you'd agree >3
Gods damn are you annoying...
*smiles* and you're hot.
and yo-...what.
you heard me... *tackles him over*
GAH! get the fuck off of me!
not so good at blocking thoughts now...and you're enjoying this...my theory was right... X3
I...what are.....
*starts sliding against him slowly*
Oh fuck...this is so wrong...
yet so right...
.......just do it.
do?...
*leans closer* do ME
I...I wasn't expecting you to take this so quickly...
I can't...stop myself anymore...please...just....fuck the shit out of me, NOW!
O.O ..... your wish is my command!
*cut-off here, too hot for a journal entry*
well then, that was interesting! 8D
Onto the next request!
Convo #2 - ditto les, and forest guardian chris the absol!
(Chris - bold, Les - italics)
*walking through the forest, he happens by a small purple blob, stuck to the side of a tree* hmm....a ditto...
*jumps off, landing in front of him* Hiya!
*blinks, looking down* uhh....hello there, little one.
*giggles* I'm not that small! Plus, I can get bigger! *shifts form, transforming into a golem* haaa!
*steps back to give him room* I'm well aware of your kinds abilities, yes.
*shifts into a copy of chris, smiling at him eye-level* so, what are you doing around here?
Watching the forest. I guard it from predators, so that ones like you may live peacefully here.
Ohhh, sounds dangerous! do you get to fight others a bunch?!
Not unless I have to. The worst I had recently was a rampaging kangaskhan, which I placed into a sleep to calm. thankfully, she only damaged three trees.
*smiles wide* I like kangaskhan! They fill you up like nothing else!
By the spirits, are you...eating the kangaskhan?!
nooo...well...I did "eat out" one before!
I...don't follow.
ya know, sex and stuff!
mating?...why would you be interested in mating a kangaskhan? If you want to give...or have, a child, then why not find one of your own kind?
I don't do it for babies, silly, I do it for fun!
...fun?
Yeah! its fun watching how they move when I touch them, and they always look so happy right before they make a big mess! =D
....*moves his head back slightly, giving him an odd look* ....disregarding that...why kangaskhan? ...just because they can....er..."fill you up"?
ohh, it's not JUST them, I go with people all over the place!
You mean you...you've been mating for..."fun" with multiple pokemon?
yeah! I've done it with a whole bunch! I've done it with ... *goes off, listing damn near every species in the forest, and "special occasions" with some others*
*mouth hanging agape somewhat* ...at the same time?!
all eight of 'em!
That's....you...I've never heard of such a thing before...to mate so often and with such...variety...
*giggles* I'm good at what I do!
I...er...believe you...
I can show you if you want!
I'd prefer you not-
I can knot!
...not what I meant. I'm going to have to decline your offer.
are you suuuure? *turns around, shifting into a female absol as she does, shaking her rump at him as she lifts her tail a bit* It would be fuuuun!~
*turns away* once again, no thank you.
*faces his rear, shifting back to a male and mounting him* ohh, or do you like it like this maybe?
*melds down into the ground, going into the forest's root network to go back to watching over everyone...away from that ditto*
*finds himself sitting on the forest floor, looking around* aww....he left... *pouts* people do tell me I can be too forward at times....
Ohh, Les. such antics you get into!
Well, that's that for this journal! Comments? =3
All I can say to Celli and Jack's is 0.o...you were right about there being a twist. Holy cow, Jack's never gonna hear the end of it
As wise as Chris is, I'm almost surprised he's surprised about Les's surprisingly large amount of experience he has. And it's Chris's forest, too! He should get out more often...>.>...<.<...and learn to accept invitations when they're given to him. He's so seriously innocent/shy, it's amusing.
Thanks for doing these, especially the second one. They were both awesome.
And yes, Chris is defiantly a very innocent person, to say the least XD
*all of this said while jack storms around in the background, cussing quite profanely*