Wreck my stork, please!
6 years ago
General
I'm horny. Give me your best figure-wrecking schemes against Pip Stork's figure. How would you trick him into gaining weight over a long period of time?
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... And as you increase the doses, slowly decrease the weight of the deliveries... Making his flights feel no less laboured... Going out and coming back with a bigger belly by the day, relieved each day he's back on the ground with all his deliveries done for the day...
... By the time he realises what's been happening the last few weeks/months, it'll be too late for him to stop... I mean, he would stop, but those meals are just so tasty and irresistible by now...
He knows how food delivery works, I bet he'd hate seeing all those mountains of calories go to waste. Perhaps an enthusiastic Roo neighbour is the only one around when he starts doubting if he should be eating so much, deep in his home, where noone can see what you two get up to...