NEW WIFE
5 years ago
was tryin to sleep last night and suddenly a TALL figure slinked into MY room. I was scared. it's a feeling I have not experience before, or will ever again.
i didn't get a great view vut this figure was tall, what looked to be a small scythe in each hand. her FACE covered by a mask that look like a chicken or somethin and she also had so stylin white Levi's™ jeans on, not to mention the massive bazongas ,.
Aghast, I yelled 'BEGONE , FOUL BEASTE!' but the shhadowwy figure approached. slowly. menacingly. '[u]WHAT? DO YOU WANT FROM ME?'[/u] i yellede. da bitch got up in me GRILLE! still silent. i feared for my life. i did the one thing that came naturally to this rat;
I SMOOCH HER FACE AND WE DID IT EACH WAY FROM SUNDAY WAHÖÖOOOÓ
i didn't get a great view vut this figure was tall, what looked to be a small scythe in each hand. her FACE covered by a mask that look like a chicken or somethin and she also had so stylin white Levi's™ jeans on, not to mention the massive bazongas ,.
Aghast, I yelled 'BEGONE , FOUL BEASTE!' but the shhadowwy figure approached. slowly. menacingly. '[u]WHAT? DO YOU WANT FROM ME?'[/u] i yellede. da bitch got up in me GRILLE! still silent. i feared for my life. i did the one thing that came naturally to this rat;
I SMOOCH HER FACE AND WE DID IT EACH WAY FROM SUNDAY WAHÖÖOOOÓ
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