Here, have this as brain bleach:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-x92Tmq0_c

Aussies smashing things are always amusing.

Yes!

WTF¡¡¡

Wow, welcome to 2004...

Happy Polish Army Day Rabbi!

I begin to recall why I have no memories of the 80's. I did my best to delete it all out of my memories...

What. The. Actual. FUCK.

Can I have my minute back, please?

W-T-H????

yeah i got like 10 secs in and decided no

OK. Just for that, I'm going to have to fire back with some Canadian wrongness from the same period, namely the weird rabbit hole that was Kideo. (Basically three mediocre musicians, who called themselves "PJ", "Ace" and "Buddy", and who performed in frizzy fright wigs and matching domino masks of red, green and blue.

KIDEO - Stranger Danger!

That video looked like a really gay version of KISS.

Yep, pretty much. :P

Eeeesh.

Say that Gene Simmons’ face and find your ass pounded into the pavement.

Totie Fields knew how to handle Gene. When they were both on the Mike Douglas show back in '74, and Mike asked Gene what he was supposed to be in all that getup, he spookily whispered: "I am evil, incarnate...", and Totie just gave him this withering look and shot back: "No, you're not. You're a nice, Jewish boy, who loves his mother. You can't hide the hook!"

Gene was completely derailed. It was hilarious. :P

Right here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01OyD52tXYk

Yep, that's it. :P

hmmm... aside from this one which is a bit clearer version of what you posted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GhN7v5SoGs

wikipedia says this person is also famous for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEv5ZqkaS54

full article on who this person was here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Rubnitz

meh... i'm used to the italian stuff of that period aimed to children 😅

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R6CT7iY8uo

Honestly... i've seen worse 🤣👍💖

A pickle surprise is a slang term for when you take a girl home, expecting a taco and find a pickle instead.

Basically thinking you've taken home a girl, only to find you've taken home a cross-dressing guy.

Apparently.

Don't do drugs kids

Pickle Surprise! Yeah, this one is a classic. I love that kind of weird artsy stuff.

Oh, yeah, that one! An instant classic. Loved the other video where they used Cherry 7up as an ingredient for "The Strawberry Shortcut". Really screams the 80s.

No idea.
I couldn't make myself press the *PLAY* button to see more.
My best-guess?
This is why Vulcan's stopped using LSD?

1989 is hardly the 80s. it was all pre Clinton why you should hide your drugs from your inquisitive kids year, (going to my friend's house in San Jose to smoke weed all weekend the kids would always want to join in to accuse us of acting like kids again in High school) So relate to this, "GO TO YOUR ROOM AND PLAY!" after the next day they are bored by me being there and ask when am I going to leave? questions.

I hit close the whole thing off, instead of close window, and had to reload the internet and will have to Clinton bleech-bit my head to get that out of my memory banks. The 80s ended in 1988. After that it was all kind of surrealism, why are we fighting a war in in the middle east? era.

i like Broccoli with cheese sauce over it! Barbara Bush reminded me of my Aunt Pauline who I liked more than her sister my mom, because she looked identicle, and did not boss me around like mom was prone to do. Mom was the authoritarian dad liked to playwith the kids after he got home from work, when My mom wanted him to be frankenstien for talking back to her after doing something she accused us of!

Is it Gherkins? No, no, no.

Is it Polish Dill? No, no, no.

Is it Ghanja? Yes, yes, yes!

This should get it out of your head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT0wx27J9xs&t=871s

and my reaction https://youtu.be/iqck25uLRqY?t=24

Hmmm did a little web search on that Pickle Surprise - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Rubnitz Looks like the pickle guy has been gone for a long time now but his work remains... reminds me of that damn PeeWee's Playhouse show from that time period

Ah yes!

I too have been to Des Moines!

*clicks the link*

*a few moments later*

NOPE

Something disturbing.

nightmare fuel that's what

It’s giving me art ideas, BWAA HA HA HA HA HA HA

i will never be able to keep up with you

What the actual fuck was that? Now I have to watch FOB Equestria review vids to clear my mind..

I wish I could invent a time machine to go back 1:40 when I didn't know THAT existed..

Thanks. I thought enough time had passed between me seeing this a loooong time ago and now for my dreams to not be haunted by this specter.

It is now your job to MOP UP MY TEARS! *runs around flailing and crying*.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in the basement repeating my mantra:

It's only a video!
It's only a video!

How did I never recognize Lady Bunny before?

WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE FLYING FUCKING SHIT DID I JUST WATCH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

what?

i...actualy enjoy that video. i like to use it as a form of torture.. more effective than anything the cia and nsa can ever come up with.

SAY MR HAVE YOU EVER TRY STRAWBERRY SHORTCUT?!?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WEv5ZqkaS54