If it makes you laugh then it is good :P

There is that dear.

But you make me laugh, because you make me happy.

Bunners

D'aww, bunny is always adorable ^.^

awful porn is always an option XD
reminds me of the german classic
"Warum liegt da Stroh rum?
Warum hast du ne Maske auf?
Ja dann blas mir halt einen!"
XD german porn dialogue :D

Bwahahaha

Bunners

Speak for yourself. (He said from his fantasy land.)

If you've seen my "Michael and Amanda" or "Marooned on Tashoo" stories, you know how much porn I write, i.e. none. The closest I come to writing porn can be found in the chapter I just uploaded to my IB page.

. . . ლ(ಠ__ಠ ლ)
Inside... her clit.

So much truth here! Maybe we ought to start a group account to point readers/viewers to the truly terrible violations of the mind and/or groin. Something like the Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest.

You already know how I feel about art of gorgeous women with massive, inflated breasts... and penises too large to move. Just say, NO.

And, don't forget.
Tails that stick out at a right angle from the small of their back.

Bunners

A reverse erection.

Hey, some dinosaurs were built (or re-built, by paleontologists) that way. And look what happened to them! all dead, now!

Ah, you're referring to the infamous "OHMYGAWD" cups. There is an artist who draws a comic I read and all, I mean ALL, of his female characters are a minimum EE cups and hips that HAVE to be at least 36 inches across, not around, across.

Heh. I'm a man who loves a busty woman as much as the next guy (well, maybe not my neighbor). My former girlfriend wears a 43 DD. She's also 6'2". Remember the Jungle Gym in school? I could climb her all day.

ROFLMAO. Me, personally, I prefer A or B cups. I'm of the opinion that more than a mouthful is a waste.

For me, more than a mouthful is grateful. My current girlfriend? You'd probably like her: 34 B. Sweetest little sit-down, though.

You're right. I'd love her. When I was married to my ex-wife, she was a 34B up top and about 36 or 37 down below. Now, I think she's about a 37D up top and probably at least a 38 down below. (She's put on a few pounds over the last 40 years.)

Can't fault her for that; I've put on a few pounds myself. The Kitsune is trying to get me to reverse that...

Oh, believe me, I've put on over 100 lbs. since I was married to her. But, I'm rather tall (5'11.5"); however, she's rather short (around 4'11") so 100 lbs. on me doesn't look as bad as 50 lbs. on her.

what you just described is NOt "awful" is actually something very unusually creative! i still have to find somebody even thinking about using HYMEN as a subject for erotic action and PLUS with the male poking thru her clit with his penis! ( i did something with a pic i did some months ago but nothing liek you did describe)...8D

too funny...

times have changed from when I was a youth... or maybe I was just stupid...

V.

We were all stupid at one point.

Hugs

Bunners

I wish I could say I was stupid at one point. Well, maybe I can if I can include every day since the day I was born as "at one point".

*Mental image*

O.o

Not enough fingers to count the physics and biology violations.....

Bwahahaha

A made for TV version of Dante's Inferno.

Bunners