I'm now 35 years old.

I'm so old that when God said "Let there be light" I flipped the switch.

I'm so old that when the Big Bang happened, I was already hitting puberty.

I'm so old that I sold Adam and Eve their first house.

I'm so old that my History class was called "Current Events."

I'm so old that I knew each individual guy from the famous "Evolution of Man" image by name.

Anyway, the point is, birthday today.

Yay.