Oh fuck, it's working. Hey! Welcome to my blog, my name is Maya B. Sirtoby, and this is where I get to swear and sum up good and bad things that happened during my week.

So I broke my shower door on Monday; Absolute pain in the ass having an ass like mine, you know? I have, well, had one of those glass sliding doors that sits on the lip of the tube. I had a trouble with a roommate walking in on me showering, so I got the fogged up ones, right? Turns out those things are a fragile. Glass is breakable, who the fuck knew?

Anyways, I'm standing there showering, and I turn with my ass to the doors. Now, I have a massive tub just so I can fit into it for baths, so I had plenty of room to turn; I stepped on my tiny ass bar of soap and slip, sending my butt backward and shove the damn pane right out of the metal frame, getting glass fucking everywhere. Here I am, shower still running, and I can't do a damn fucking thing because the floor is utterly covered in tiny glass shards.

I was God damn pissed man, like properly pissed off at myself, and I have to call my friend to come in with a pair of shoes just so that I could finish drying up and get out of there, so I could clean up the mess and get the rest ready for work. Thank God for no traffic because I would have been so damn late.

The rest of my week was uneventful, just the same old grind. I'll see if I can get a microphone to make this easier, I can just link the audio file instead of having to correct my spelling constantly