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Week 2
5 years ago
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So! Looks like I'm a bit late with this week's update. I think I might change the uploads to Saturdays just to be safe.
Sunday: It was my day off, so of course I went to go get fucking hammered. Can you blame me? I deal with idiots on a daily basis, so of course I want to take the edge off and bar hopping isn't the healthiest way of doing it, but it is a fun way.
Monday: So I found out I may be pansexual, or at least Bi with a male preference, because I woke up in some chick's bed with a dildo the size of my arm still jammed up inside me. Needless to say I was loud and confused, but I was quickly reminded why I was there, and not while black out smashed at that. I was late to work because of the 'reminder'.
Tuesday: My hips and crotch are still sore as fuck, so I take it easy for work. I had new clothes that I bought at the end of last week, so I was wearing those when some guy on the bus grabbed my ass. I kinda shoulder threw him because I had my headphones on, and it turns out it was my friend trying to get my attention. That was moderately embarrassing, and I had a new hole in my leggings because of the flip. Don't ask me how, I just know the hole wasn't there on my thigh before his back hit the ground.
Thursday: So get this; I take Stalh about to dinner, because how else am I gonna apologize for flattening the dude an a bus? We sit down and who comes to the table to serve us? My one night stand from Monday! I'm not above admitting she looked pretty hot in the booty shorts she had for work. Now that I think about it I think she said something about just coming off work at the bar. Either way, it was nice to talk with her again.
Friday: Nothing much happened, just my boss being a hardass about me breaking another office chair. How the fuck am I at fault when the chairs don't come in size XXXL?
Sunday: It was my day off, so of course I went to go get fucking hammered. Can you blame me? I deal with idiots on a daily basis, so of course I want to take the edge off and bar hopping isn't the healthiest way of doing it, but it is a fun way.
Monday: So I found out I may be pansexual, or at least Bi with a male preference, because I woke up in some chick's bed with a dildo the size of my arm still jammed up inside me. Needless to say I was loud and confused, but I was quickly reminded why I was there, and not while black out smashed at that. I was late to work because of the 'reminder'.
Tuesday: My hips and crotch are still sore as fuck, so I take it easy for work. I had new clothes that I bought at the end of last week, so I was wearing those when some guy on the bus grabbed my ass. I kinda shoulder threw him because I had my headphones on, and it turns out it was my friend trying to get my attention. That was moderately embarrassing, and I had a new hole in my leggings because of the flip. Don't ask me how, I just know the hole wasn't there on my thigh before his back hit the ground.
Thursday: So get this; I take Stalh about to dinner, because how else am I gonna apologize for flattening the dude an a bus? We sit down and who comes to the table to serve us? My one night stand from Monday! I'm not above admitting she looked pretty hot in the booty shorts she had for work. Now that I think about it I think she said something about just coming off work at the bar. Either way, it was nice to talk with her again.
Friday: Nothing much happened, just my boss being a hardass about me breaking another office chair. How the fuck am I at fault when the chairs don't come in size XXXL?
Though I must admit I am drooling at the thought of seeing you sitting in a chair that’s way too narrow for those 4 ft hips ❤️