To defeat the Horns.
Did they send me daughters
When I'm gay
For sons?

You're the femmest man I ever met,
But you can bet
Before we're through
Baby I'll
Make a man,
Out of you

Bushy as a forest,
But on fire within.
Once you grind against me,
We can live
In sin.

You're a flaccid, small, pathetic runt
And you haven't got a clue.
Somehow I'll
Make a man,
Out of you

(I'm never gonna catch my breath-
Feels like he's all the way through me!
Boy was I a fool in school for dumping Jim...

I'm gonna scream for death
I really wish he blew me...
I'm never gonna find another man like him!)

(Be a man)
You must come thick as a gushing river
(Be a man)
With all the force of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
Your ass as red as a raging fire
And fall asleep as my needy little spoon!