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16 years ago
• Are you a furry?
Nope.
• If you have a Spouse/SO - Is he/she a furry too?
Yep.
• How long have you been in the community?
I'm not.
• How did you find furry?
There's porn on the Internet.
• What's your reason for furry (what interested you to get into the community)?
I don't think I can answer that question with out being a smart ass and picking at the concept of furry being a noun.
• What's Furry to you?
A fetish, if not then a lifestyle, if not then a religion, if not then an art genre.
• If someone found out you're a furry and asked you about it how would you respond?
I have this snort chuckle noise that I use, to lead into a fake laugh, to insult people when they say really dumb things to me.
• What are your favorite aspects of our community?
The people who can put forth well written and thoughtful arguments that are better than "Hey! Look at me!"
• Do you use any furry terms? (i.e. yiff, paws, murr?)
No, you see, I use English words.
• What do you wish furry was NOT associated with?
People more pretentious than I am. And people who have dangerous fetishes that they aren't willing to keep as a fictional fantasy.
• How strongly do you feel about someone bashing the community as a whole?
What's the point? If they're not violent then they just want attention.
• How strongly do you feel about anyone bashing you yourself for your interest based on the media's aspect of what furry is?
Slow news week, eh? Wait, bashing me for being furry? I have this snort chuckle noise....
• We all know furries have a lot of sexual aspects in this fandom, What's your opinion on it?
Avenue Q said it better than I can. I'll just likely shrug and say, "Yeah, perversion."
Personal
• What is/are your fursona(s)?
I think that question should be: Do you have a fursona? Then I'd say no, I have a personality and a screen name to keep my real name hidden.
• Do you have any fetishes that pertain to the fandom?
Probably.
• If you could magically morph into your fursona would you?
Nihilism is arrogant and pointless.
• Do you believe you have a spirit animal?
Do you mean "Are you a therian or otherkin?", also no, I live in the real world. Which isn't an anime or comic book.
• What other fanbases/groups are you a part of?
I don't know.
• Anthro/Feral, Therian or Kemonomimi (Not a furry, just a human with animal ears and a tail)?
How is this a question? "Do you prefer x/y, z, or alpha art?" "Do you enjoy x, y, or z more?"
What's being asked here?
• Are you a fursuiter?
Nope.
• How many of your friends are furry?
Real life, imaginary, or Intertubes friends? Cause between the three, only Intertubes friends.
• How many pets do you own, if any?
My hamster died.
• Aside from furry what other interests do you have?
My hobbies are as varied as they are impractical.
• Are you confident enough in yourself to say that you're a fur, no matter what the media says?
Isn't this a rewording of a previous question? I have this snort chuckle noise...
Meetups
• Do you attend any cons?
Nope.
• Do you go to local meetups (bowling, public outings...etc)?
Don't know any.
• Have you ever attended a furry party?
Nope.
Online
• Have you ever met up with a fur you talked to online?
Nope.
• What furry websites do you attend?
I'm pretty sure websites are not animate objects with complex nervous systems that allow for them to be able to process the thought needed to associate themselves with a subculture.
• What non furry websites do you frequent?
... why the "us" versus "them" need to differentiate yourself from something similar to you. "A rose by any other name...", "If you prick me, do I not bleed?"
• Has the fandom done anything for you that you're thankful for? Has it taught you anything or brought you anything you treasure greatly?
No, fandom is an evil that relies on exclusionary misconceptions and "us" versus "them" mantras that espouse differences rather than similarities. To me it's just another label people apply to say that they are different from one another rather than have to admit that we're similar with different need. But this is the Internet, so I'm just another self righteous asshat spamming away on some random block of text.
It hasn't taught me anything other than: There's a lot of porn that doesn't entice me.
Nope.
• If you have a Spouse/SO - Is he/she a furry too?
Yep.
• How long have you been in the community?
I'm not.
• How did you find furry?
There's porn on the Internet.
• What's your reason for furry (what interested you to get into the community)?
I don't think I can answer that question with out being a smart ass and picking at the concept of furry being a noun.
• What's Furry to you?
A fetish, if not then a lifestyle, if not then a religion, if not then an art genre.
• If someone found out you're a furry and asked you about it how would you respond?
I have this snort chuckle noise that I use, to lead into a fake laugh, to insult people when they say really dumb things to me.
• What are your favorite aspects of our community?
The people who can put forth well written and thoughtful arguments that are better than "Hey! Look at me!"
• Do you use any furry terms? (i.e. yiff, paws, murr?)
No, you see, I use English words.
• What do you wish furry was NOT associated with?
People more pretentious than I am. And people who have dangerous fetishes that they aren't willing to keep as a fictional fantasy.
• How strongly do you feel about someone bashing the community as a whole?
What's the point? If they're not violent then they just want attention.
• How strongly do you feel about anyone bashing you yourself for your interest based on the media's aspect of what furry is?
Slow news week, eh? Wait, bashing me for being furry? I have this snort chuckle noise....
• We all know furries have a lot of sexual aspects in this fandom, What's your opinion on it?
Avenue Q said it better than I can. I'll just likely shrug and say, "Yeah, perversion."
Personal
• What is/are your fursona(s)?
I think that question should be: Do you have a fursona? Then I'd say no, I have a personality and a screen name to keep my real name hidden.
• Do you have any fetishes that pertain to the fandom?
Probably.
• If you could magically morph into your fursona would you?
Nihilism is arrogant and pointless.
• Do you believe you have a spirit animal?
Do you mean "Are you a therian or otherkin?", also no, I live in the real world. Which isn't an anime or comic book.
• What other fanbases/groups are you a part of?
I don't know.
• Anthro/Feral, Therian or Kemonomimi (Not a furry, just a human with animal ears and a tail)?
How is this a question? "Do you prefer x/y, z, or alpha art?" "Do you enjoy x, y, or z more?"
What's being asked here?
• Are you a fursuiter?
Nope.
• How many of your friends are furry?
Real life, imaginary, or Intertubes friends? Cause between the three, only Intertubes friends.
• How many pets do you own, if any?
My hamster died.
• Aside from furry what other interests do you have?
My hobbies are as varied as they are impractical.
• Are you confident enough in yourself to say that you're a fur, no matter what the media says?
Isn't this a rewording of a previous question? I have this snort chuckle noise...
Meetups
• Do you attend any cons?
Nope.
• Do you go to local meetups (bowling, public outings...etc)?
Don't know any.
• Have you ever attended a furry party?
Nope.
Online
• Have you ever met up with a fur you talked to online?
Nope.
• What furry websites do you attend?
I'm pretty sure websites are not animate objects with complex nervous systems that allow for them to be able to process the thought needed to associate themselves with a subculture.
• What non furry websites do you frequent?
... why the "us" versus "them" need to differentiate yourself from something similar to you. "A rose by any other name...", "If you prick me, do I not bleed?"
• Has the fandom done anything for you that you're thankful for? Has it taught you anything or brought you anything you treasure greatly?
No, fandom is an evil that relies on exclusionary misconceptions and "us" versus "them" mantras that espouse differences rather than similarities. To me it's just another label people apply to say that they are different from one another rather than have to admit that we're similar with different need. But this is the Internet, so I'm just another self righteous asshat spamming away on some random block of text.
It hasn't taught me anything other than: There's a lot of porn that doesn't entice me.
