"Holy shit, Esoteric, where have you been? You post one piece of art and then just drop off the face of the Earth?"
Yeah, I know. Trust me, that was not my intention, but circumstances we're not in my favor to say the least. Thank you for the support on my sole art piece and the patience in dealing with my absence. I do have plans for the future of new shiny art, I assure you.

But allow me to explain why I went M.I.A.
tl;dr version is the pandemic happened and I was out of work for a long time. And the lack of steady income eventually caught up to me, and I basically had to go into "Only the essentials" mode. And no, "comissions of mascots getting whacked in the fun bits" wasn't something I considered essential.

But also, I mentioned this before, but me and a very close friend of mine, furaffinity.net/user/idontknow7777 , have been working on a collaborative project: a montage of mascots getting their no-no zones whacked. And it's finally done! Watch 128 clips of mascot suffering grevious testicular injury caused by a wide variety of things! Fists! Kicks! Baseball bats! T-shirt cannons! Railings! Paint cans! Balance beams! Oh god, so many balance beams! The Nutcracker is a threat to mascot reproduction, I tell ya. I'll make it a separate post from this, for those who just want to see it without digging through text.

But yeah, thanks for everything! I have a job again, so once I get back to being able to comfortably afford it, I promise new art of mascot man-part mangling will come! And maybe some other things? Hint hint.

Have a good day, y'all.