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Posted 3 years agoI post nothing, I do nothing, I lurk and I scratch myself. I mean, it’s neat, but why? I’m not nothin nobody nohow. I just dig furry dicks n tits n pits n … uh pussies. Lemme know if you want, or just fart on me it’s cool.
Game dev blog perhaps?
Posted 12 years agoSo, Prometheus.
Posted 13 years agoI haven't actually recorded a journal in a while, knowing barely anybody reads them. But this is just me trying my hardest to vent. After Spoony's review, and many other nitpickings this film received, my brain nearly burst with frustration at the ignorance of surprisingly renowned critics. So, here's my list of why Prometheus DID NOT suck. (Spoilers, by the way.)
1. Characters
One of the main criticisms that keeps flowing through the ether is the film's lack of characterization, and how certain people are set up, just to be killed at a later stage. To a degree, it's hard to argue with this, as it really is true. However, does it matter? I don't think so. With Noomi Rapace's character being developed and crafted, along with Charlize Theron and Michael Fassbender's beautiful chemistry and delivery, by the half way mark, your focus hones in on these wonderful people. Their actions and traits are occasionally bizarre, but make sense for who they are intended to be. For instance, David's strange revenge. I agree, it's an odd action he took in his murder of Rapace's boyfriend, but his motives in general are odd, and unexplainable, considering he is an android. We can't understand what he's thinking or feeling, and why he wants to kill the man. He just does. That question is left for you to answer.
2. Noomi Rapace's character is stupid
No. No she isn't. What really gets me is when people dismiss her as a moron the moment she suggests not to bring a weapon on a foreign planet. Here's the thing, she discovered these cave paintings all pointing to one set of stars, which she and many others took to mean an invitation. She went there expecting open arms, because of the consistency in the cave drawings over thousands of years. If you're expecting to be an ambassador for a new race, would you bring a fucking flamethrower? No! Not only that, that particular flame thrower is used in sanitizing and sterilizing the dock. If you lose it, or drop it somewhere, you're screwed. Also, to take such a huge piece of machinery on a long scientific expedition is downright dumb, particularly in cave exploration, where you could be in there for hours at a time - you would be a hunch back by the end of it. If you're a scientific team, looking for new and interesting life, let's say at the bottom of the ocean, do you bring harpoons and grenades to kill the creatures you're studying? No. You don't. Noomi Rapace's character is maybe a touch naive, but that is based on her understanding of God's protection, a key feature of her character set up at the god damn beginning of the film!
3. DNA doesn't work that way!
The only thing keeping humans different from chimps accounts for about a 3% difference in our DNA structure. The rest has to do with genes turned on or off. So yes, DNA can work that way.
4. Why doesn't this film answer any of my questions?
Because that's the ENTIRE point of the fucking sci fi genre! In every single Star Trek film, what does it set out to accomplish? To get you to think about certain issues pertaining to the nature of the film itself. One is about the nobility and necessity of self sacrifice, another is about questioning the existence of God and his dependence on...star ships. The point is, they deliberately leave questions open for you to interpret for yourself. Don't you think it's far better that a film doesn't hold your hand through its themes, and actually treats you like a god-damn adult? Prometheus played on the myth it was named after, raising questions like what should be the price of discovery? If the cost is your own life, would you save the human race? Why do humans believe in God, even through the discovery of a race that created us, and the horrible shit that God would conceivably put us through? This is the mark of GREAT sci fi, and you're not looking past its tiny flaws.
5. It's just tentacle hentai!
Fuck you, and grow the fuck up.
I'm begging you, people, look at the film through literary analysis before you write it off as a shitfest. There's a good fucking film here, and you're not seeing it.
Also the acting is good.
1. Characters
One of the main criticisms that keeps flowing through the ether is the film's lack of characterization, and how certain people are set up, just to be killed at a later stage. To a degree, it's hard to argue with this, as it really is true. However, does it matter? I don't think so. With Noomi Rapace's character being developed and crafted, along with Charlize Theron and Michael Fassbender's beautiful chemistry and delivery, by the half way mark, your focus hones in on these wonderful people. Their actions and traits are occasionally bizarre, but make sense for who they are intended to be. For instance, David's strange revenge. I agree, it's an odd action he took in his murder of Rapace's boyfriend, but his motives in general are odd, and unexplainable, considering he is an android. We can't understand what he's thinking or feeling, and why he wants to kill the man. He just does. That question is left for you to answer.
2. Noomi Rapace's character is stupid
No. No she isn't. What really gets me is when people dismiss her as a moron the moment she suggests not to bring a weapon on a foreign planet. Here's the thing, she discovered these cave paintings all pointing to one set of stars, which she and many others took to mean an invitation. She went there expecting open arms, because of the consistency in the cave drawings over thousands of years. If you're expecting to be an ambassador for a new race, would you bring a fucking flamethrower? No! Not only that, that particular flame thrower is used in sanitizing and sterilizing the dock. If you lose it, or drop it somewhere, you're screwed. Also, to take such a huge piece of machinery on a long scientific expedition is downright dumb, particularly in cave exploration, where you could be in there for hours at a time - you would be a hunch back by the end of it. If you're a scientific team, looking for new and interesting life, let's say at the bottom of the ocean, do you bring harpoons and grenades to kill the creatures you're studying? No. You don't. Noomi Rapace's character is maybe a touch naive, but that is based on her understanding of God's protection, a key feature of her character set up at the god damn beginning of the film!
3. DNA doesn't work that way!
The only thing keeping humans different from chimps accounts for about a 3% difference in our DNA structure. The rest has to do with genes turned on or off. So yes, DNA can work that way.
4. Why doesn't this film answer any of my questions?
Because that's the ENTIRE point of the fucking sci fi genre! In every single Star Trek film, what does it set out to accomplish? To get you to think about certain issues pertaining to the nature of the film itself. One is about the nobility and necessity of self sacrifice, another is about questioning the existence of God and his dependence on...star ships. The point is, they deliberately leave questions open for you to interpret for yourself. Don't you think it's far better that a film doesn't hold your hand through its themes, and actually treats you like a god-damn adult? Prometheus played on the myth it was named after, raising questions like what should be the price of discovery? If the cost is your own life, would you save the human race? Why do humans believe in God, even through the discovery of a race that created us, and the horrible shit that God would conceivably put us through? This is the mark of GREAT sci fi, and you're not looking past its tiny flaws.
5. It's just tentacle hentai!
Fuck you, and grow the fuck up.
I'm begging you, people, look at the film through literary analysis before you write it off as a shitfest. There's a good fucking film here, and you're not seeing it.
Also the acting is good.
YUGIOH/POKEMON CARDS
Posted 13 years agoGo buy them http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3420406/
On the new My Little Pony show.
Posted 14 years agoI don't like it.
Answering bleh
Posted 14 years agoBecause I'm both lazy and bored, I'm gonna do that 11 questions thingy, but I'm not going to post the rules, or make up my own questions, or tag anybody because memes suck...but I'm doing one anyway? Well, here are 11 questions 
draconicon asked me.
1) What is it in life that you seek?
Happiness, and to leave a positive mark on the world before I bite the big bucket in the sky.
2) What is it that you use this site for the most?
Porn. Straight up.
3) If there was a chance to bring one piece of art or one story to life, and live through what was happening in said piece of art or story, which would it be?
Well what do you mean by art? I define it as pretty much anything with a creative element to it, so I guess it would be a zelda game.
4) If you were to commission a gift for a friend or a significant other from an artist on this site, who would you get it from?
Tojo, probably.
5) If you were given a genie that would grant five wishes, none of which could affect you directly, what wishes would you make?
Everything I wish for would affect me directly, regardless of what I wish for, unless it was very small, trivial, mundane things. I assume this question meant to say, "If your wishes could not be centered around yourself" but even then I don't feel like answering it.
6) If you play tabletop roleplaying games, what sort of character do you usually play as? If you don't, what sort of character do you usually play in RPGs?
Often I play as a fighter but I've been branching out to move away from that, as a tabletop rpg really should have little to do with fighting.
7) If you've played the game Mercenaries: PLayground of Destruction, who was the most amusing character to you?
I didn't even like the first mercenaries game.
8) If you had to pick one person to change lives with for three days, who would you pick?
Penn Jillette.
9) If magic were real, and I became one of the genies that could grant any wish, what would you wish for? Keeping in mind that I would be the sort of genie that granted my own interpretation of the wish, and would likely screw with you in granting the wish?
Hmmm, probably the ability for safe hedonism.
10) Which member of the Addam's Family do you find yourself most like?
I dunno, uncle fester?
11) If you were to give tribute to this dragon's treasure hoard, what would you leave?
Hmmm probably something a bit original like a rare book, or antique clothing. Something valuable, but not visibly so.
draconicon asked me.1) What is it in life that you seek?
Happiness, and to leave a positive mark on the world before I bite the big bucket in the sky.
2) What is it that you use this site for the most?
Porn. Straight up.
3) If there was a chance to bring one piece of art or one story to life, and live through what was happening in said piece of art or story, which would it be?
Well what do you mean by art? I define it as pretty much anything with a creative element to it, so I guess it would be a zelda game.
4) If you were to commission a gift for a friend or a significant other from an artist on this site, who would you get it from?
Tojo, probably.
5) If you were given a genie that would grant five wishes, none of which could affect you directly, what wishes would you make?
Everything I wish for would affect me directly, regardless of what I wish for, unless it was very small, trivial, mundane things. I assume this question meant to say, "If your wishes could not be centered around yourself" but even then I don't feel like answering it.
6) If you play tabletop roleplaying games, what sort of character do you usually play as? If you don't, what sort of character do you usually play in RPGs?
Often I play as a fighter but I've been branching out to move away from that, as a tabletop rpg really should have little to do with fighting.
7) If you've played the game Mercenaries: PLayground of Destruction, who was the most amusing character to you?
I didn't even like the first mercenaries game.
8) If you had to pick one person to change lives with for three days, who would you pick?
Penn Jillette.
9) If magic were real, and I became one of the genies that could grant any wish, what would you wish for? Keeping in mind that I would be the sort of genie that granted my own interpretation of the wish, and would likely screw with you in granting the wish?
Hmmm, probably the ability for safe hedonism.
10) Which member of the Addam's Family do you find yourself most like?
I dunno, uncle fester?
11) If you were to give tribute to this dragon's treasure hoard, what would you leave?
Hmmm probably something a bit original like a rare book, or antique clothing. Something valuable, but not visibly so.
Two videos? What?
Posted 14 years agoSimple explanation, missed yesterday, two videos today.
First one is Otherside, nice fucked upedness that you can enjoy, and I hope you do.
Aaaand next one, some truly classic RHCP. By The Way.
First one is Otherside, nice fucked upedness that you can enjoy, and I hope you do.
Aaaand next one, some truly classic RHCP. By The Way.
Duuuuude
Posted 14 years agoWhat say you to more RHCP goodness? I talk like there's an audience out there, but if I'm standing in a house show with one person in the crowd, why not entertain that person? Anyway, a classic here - Can't Stop. Not all that nostalgic for me, but fuck is it good. Video screams of modern art, but it's not pretentious - it's a bit of silly fun.
LE GASP
Posted 14 years agoOkay I fucked up on 80s week but I think about 0 people care at this point. But still, imma stop trolling and show you guys my favourite RHCP songs all week. This is in the spirit of their new album, which I adore. The first song on this list? Hard to pick just one, but let's start with an old favourite - Scar Tissue. This number makes me quite happy whenever I hear it, reminds me of better times, and John Frusciante is simply gorgeous.
80s week continues damnit!
Posted 14 years agoFirst one was mid eighties, this one is late eighties. Notice the obvious Red Hot Chili Peppers theme.
HOO LORD!
Posted 14 years agoI DUB THIS WEEK 80S WEEK! JUST TRY AND STOP ME!
YO DRUGGIES! COME HERE! NEED HELP!
Posted 14 years agoI am sincerely very curious about trying weed, but I really don't know how. Not only that, I worry about the affects on the brain, and what it might do to my lungs? Any words of advice on how to start? Any tips on reducing health risks? Any personal stories? Would love to hear them.
Child Pornography.
Posted 14 years agoI'm sick and fucking tired of this campaign to 'Stop child pornography." Let me preface this carefully. I agree, physical CP should be illegal. It needs to be discouraged from the black market in any way possible, and the people who post it should probably have their children taken from them. Now, that being said, you are NEVER going to stop it from happening.
I want you to think carefully. Do you have a webcam? Do you have any form of digital camera? In about a minute flat, you can probably take a naked picture of yourself and upload it straight to the internet without so much as a bat of the eye. If anybody can do this, how in the hell do you expect to regulate child pornographers, most of whom are amateurs in their own homes? Fact is, you'll never know about this CP until it's on the internet, or someone directly reports it to the police.
Deterrence from sexuality is nigh impossible, we've all learned this from those councilors who try in vein to convert homosexuals to straight people. If someone is going to be a pedophile and a voyeur, you will never stop those people.
So why in the hell am I so concerned about this issue? Look around you, fellow furries. Not a cub pic in sight upon FA. More and more websites are banning artistic representations of underaged beings in the fictional form. Why? This stupid fucking campaign to stop child porn.
Look, back to my point, sexuality is mainly fixed in adulthood, it only changes when your mind lets it change through natural processes. If a man likes young children, and gets off to these images in his head of small girls and boys, to lock him in prison or punish him by taking away his ONE outlet for sexual release is cruel. Writing a fictional story about a boy getting fucked in the ass hurts NOBODY. It's not real, and even if it's based on real events, you're not supporting it, you merely enjoy the imagery.
As I originally stated, I think actual videos and pictures of young girls and boys having sex should not be allowed on the internet, I think it goes too far. But when it all exists in the mind, and your main objection to it is, "It's icky", well then, you can go fuck yourself.
Have a nice day.
I want you to think carefully. Do you have a webcam? Do you have any form of digital camera? In about a minute flat, you can probably take a naked picture of yourself and upload it straight to the internet without so much as a bat of the eye. If anybody can do this, how in the hell do you expect to regulate child pornographers, most of whom are amateurs in their own homes? Fact is, you'll never know about this CP until it's on the internet, or someone directly reports it to the police.
Deterrence from sexuality is nigh impossible, we've all learned this from those councilors who try in vein to convert homosexuals to straight people. If someone is going to be a pedophile and a voyeur, you will never stop those people.
So why in the hell am I so concerned about this issue? Look around you, fellow furries. Not a cub pic in sight upon FA. More and more websites are banning artistic representations of underaged beings in the fictional form. Why? This stupid fucking campaign to stop child porn.
Look, back to my point, sexuality is mainly fixed in adulthood, it only changes when your mind lets it change through natural processes. If a man likes young children, and gets off to these images in his head of small girls and boys, to lock him in prison or punish him by taking away his ONE outlet for sexual release is cruel. Writing a fictional story about a boy getting fucked in the ass hurts NOBODY. It's not real, and even if it's based on real events, you're not supporting it, you merely enjoy the imagery.
As I originally stated, I think actual videos and pictures of young girls and boys having sex should not be allowed on the internet, I think it goes too far. But when it all exists in the mind, and your main objection to it is, "It's icky", well then, you can go fuck yourself.
Have a nice day.
Welp, I got Duke Nukem Forever.
Posted 14 years agoIt's actually not too bad. Is it worth the 12 year waiting time? Well, if you were waiting for it for that long, probably not. But is it a decent shooter none the less? Yep, it's not bad. It's a bit heavy handed with the humor though, tries a bit too hard. Still, it's fun, and you should give it a shot.
This journal is introspective...
Posted 14 years agoOnly not. It's actually an advertisement!
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You'd be crazy not to!
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Technology is awesome
Posted 14 years agoI'm posting this journal with my 3DS. We've come a long way from black and white screens with a console as big as a brick.
OHHHH YEAAAAAH, DIG IT!
Posted 14 years agoRIP Macho Man Randy Savage. You were always awesome, and probably one of the best in the pro wrestling business.
For those who don't know, he was in a car with his new wife, when he had a heart attack at the wheel, and died in a severe crash. Go and watch some of his matches, he was a legend.
For those who don't know, he was in a car with his new wife, when he had a heart attack at the wheel, and died in a severe crash. Go and watch some of his matches, he was a legend.
Did anyone happen to notice...
Posted 14 years agoHow fucking horrible a man Willy Wonka is? Not only does he enact systematic child endangerment and theoretical slavery, but he fires all of his workers and closes his factory the very second his giant candy monopoly is threatened. Dude, if you're worried about losing money over your inventions, PATENT THAT SHIT YOU IDIOT! Not only would they have to buy the rights from you, they have to pay you royalty money for their stock sold!
Wonka is no businessman, and is a terrible tyrant who adopts a whole race of endangered beings, AGAIN putting them into slavery, with no wages, only cocoa beans. Yeah, okay, it's what they want but at the very least give them a goddamn break now and then, how long would it take to not only teach them english, but also choreography for those dances and songs? Not to mention, you hired these creatures, and never ONCE thought of rehiring all of those workers again. Yes, you're worried about someone stealing your shit, but as I said before, patent it for christ sakes!
I mean come on, in the Gene Wilder version, he specifically gives all of these kids the gobstoppers, full well knowing they'd never keep the secret. Maybe he just knew he'd MURDER them all by the end.
Fuck you WIlly Wonka, you and your surprisingly enticing movies. /end rant
Wonka is no businessman, and is a terrible tyrant who adopts a whole race of endangered beings, AGAIN putting them into slavery, with no wages, only cocoa beans. Yeah, okay, it's what they want but at the very least give them a goddamn break now and then, how long would it take to not only teach them english, but also choreography for those dances and songs? Not to mention, you hired these creatures, and never ONCE thought of rehiring all of those workers again. Yes, you're worried about someone stealing your shit, but as I said before, patent it for christ sakes!
I mean come on, in the Gene Wilder version, he specifically gives all of these kids the gobstoppers, full well knowing they'd never keep the secret. Maybe he just knew he'd MURDER them all by the end.
Fuck you WIlly Wonka, you and your surprisingly enticing movies. /end rant
OBAMA...erm, Osama is dead.
Posted 14 years agoMy god Obama, how do all 3 of your names have something to do with either a brutal dictator or a terrorist leader?
Oh well, he did something in 3 years that Bush couldn't do in 7. Yay for him I suppose. None of it really matters in the end anyway, the wars aren't going to end, and America will still probably be hit by terrorists.
Still, they got their revenge for the deaths of 3000 men and women on 9/11...by killing another man...fascinating the way the human mind works isn't it?
Oh well, he did something in 3 years that Bush couldn't do in 7. Yay for him I suppose. None of it really matters in the end anyway, the wars aren't going to end, and America will still probably be hit by terrorists.
Still, they got their revenge for the deaths of 3000 men and women on 9/11...by killing another man...fascinating the way the human mind works isn't it?
Got a job!
Posted 14 years agoWoo! Had my trial hours last night, and the guy outright told me he'll see me next week to make a contract. It's not a great job - Kitchen Hand, but it's my first one, and I'm psyched.
Well, you know, a meme. Sexy one.
Posted 14 years ago1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yep
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Afternoon and night, I'm an asshole in the morning.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
There is no 'side' to my bed, it's a single.
4. Do you masturbate?
What rational human being doesn't?
5. How often? Lately?
Mostly every day, but I'll be going on chastity soon enough. Who said I was rational?
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Depends on my mood really, I like both.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Uhh nope not yet
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Every day, I'm part of FA after all.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive, for sure. Dominant.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Nah, at least not in a romantic sense.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Define 'know'.
13. Would you choose love or money?
That's a vague question, love is a human emotion, often uncontrollable, directed towards a mutual partner. Money is a physical object that is difficult to obtain. Either one I choose, I'm probably going to get the other some time in my life anyway...so I choose money.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Probably musk, scat, and good old fashioned rimming. I LOVE rimming.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yep, even had me think they were in love with me.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Just a bedroom
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Bedroom heh
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Almost
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Newp
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
*Shakes head*
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Negative
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Sure have
24. What's your sexuality?
Gay, but I don't rule anything out totally.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Come on now, these are getting redundant. No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Gah, NO!
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Do I have to cut someone? No goddamn it!
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Ah, that's better. Yes I have, once.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Not yet, will later this year probably, when I have the money, and the stores are rebuilt.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yep
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
2 of them. One an 8 inch vibrator, scented, coloured a charming blue. The other an Anthro Dragon from Bad Dragon, huge fuckin' thing, black, with a cum tube.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yep yep
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope, since I've only had sex with 1 guy
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Uhh actually yes
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Oh yeah, practically every day
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Yep I do. It's a mutual act of sexuality performed between two or more people. Sex!
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I'm old fashioned, I love me some doggy, especially with a partner looming over me dominantly.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
As I said, Rimming ROCKS.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope not yet, but I shall.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
EVERYBODY
Yep
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Afternoon and night, I'm an asshole in the morning.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
There is no 'side' to my bed, it's a single.
4. Do you masturbate?
What rational human being doesn't?
5. How often? Lately?
Mostly every day, but I'll be going on chastity soon enough. Who said I was rational?
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Depends on my mood really, I like both.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Uhh nope not yet
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Every day, I'm part of FA after all.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive, for sure. Dominant.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Nah, at least not in a romantic sense.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Define 'know'.
13. Would you choose love or money?
That's a vague question, love is a human emotion, often uncontrollable, directed towards a mutual partner. Money is a physical object that is difficult to obtain. Either one I choose, I'm probably going to get the other some time in my life anyway...so I choose money.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Probably musk, scat, and good old fashioned rimming. I LOVE rimming.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yep, even had me think they were in love with me.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Just a bedroom
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Bedroom heh
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Almost
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Newp
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
*Shakes head*
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Negative
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Sure have
24. What's your sexuality?
Gay, but I don't rule anything out totally.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Come on now, these are getting redundant. No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Gah, NO!
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Do I have to cut someone? No goddamn it!
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Ah, that's better. Yes I have, once.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Not yet, will later this year probably, when I have the money, and the stores are rebuilt.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yep
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
2 of them. One an 8 inch vibrator, scented, coloured a charming blue. The other an Anthro Dragon from Bad Dragon, huge fuckin' thing, black, with a cum tube.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yep yep
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope, since I've only had sex with 1 guy
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Uhh actually yes
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Oh yeah, practically every day
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Yep I do. It's a mutual act of sexuality performed between two or more people. Sex!
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I'm old fashioned, I love me some doggy, especially with a partner looming over me dominantly.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
As I said, Rimming ROCKS.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope not yet, but I shall.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
EVERYBODY
Commissions!
Posted 14 years agoPlease everybody, tell those you know about these, I do wish to make a little money out of them. If anybody wants to undertake a Commish from me, I think I'll make it $10 for a standard 2 page story, with $3 for each additional page.
The goodness meme
Posted 15 years agoIf you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
HAVE YOU...
[] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[x] kissed someone of the same sex
[x] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn (Who hasn't done this? Honestly?)
[] bought porn
[] tried drugs
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
[x] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine (Was just some flourine tablets)
[x] lied to your parents (Used to do so regularly)
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die (Jokingly)
[] seen someone die
TOTAL SO FAR: 15
[] missed curfew (Never actually had a curfew)
[] stayed out all night
[] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[] received a ticket
[] been to rehab
[] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident (Bad one too, car rolled, spun on its roof and went back up again)
[] been to a club
[] been to a bar
TOTAL SO FAR: 17
[x] been to a wild party
[] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[] had a spring break in Florida
[] sniffed anything
[] wore black nail polish
[] wore arm bands
[] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to ©rap (What can I say? Sometimes it's good)
[] owned a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL SO FAR: 19
[x] dressed gothic
[x] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out
[] fainted
[x] had a crush on a neighbour (Her name was Niamh, happened when I was a kid)
TOTAL SO FAR: 25
[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[x] been called a slut (Jokingly)
[x] called someone a slut (Again jokingly)
[] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush (accidentally)
TOTAL SO FAR: 32
[] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper (Not favourite, but okay I guess)
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[] cruised the mall
[] skipped school
[x] had surgery
[x] had an injury (Bad knee cut, 9 stitches for it)
[] gone to court
[x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping (I've never really been to one without my parents paying)
[] caught something on fire
[] lied about your age
TOTAL SO FAR: 36
[] owned/rented an apartment/house
[] broke the law in the police's presence
[] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[] kissed a stranger
[] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed
TOTAL SO FAR: 40
[] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight (I'm online like most of the day)
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight (Love my brother)
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence (Jokingly)
[] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test
TOTAL SO FAR: 48
I'm a bad influence apparently. Hide your kids I guess.
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
HAVE YOU...
[] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[x] kissed someone of the same sex
[x] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn (Who hasn't done this? Honestly?)
[] bought porn
[] tried drugs
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
[x] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine (Was just some flourine tablets)
[x] lied to your parents (Used to do so regularly)
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die (Jokingly)
[] seen someone die
TOTAL SO FAR: 15
[] missed curfew (Never actually had a curfew)
[] stayed out all night
[] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[] received a ticket
[] been to rehab
[] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident (Bad one too, car rolled, spun on its roof and went back up again)
[] been to a club
[] been to a bar
TOTAL SO FAR: 17
[x] been to a wild party
[] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[] had a spring break in Florida
[] sniffed anything
[] wore black nail polish
[] wore arm bands
[] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to ©rap (What can I say? Sometimes it's good)
[] owned a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL SO FAR: 19
[x] dressed gothic
[x] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out
[] fainted
[x] had a crush on a neighbour (Her name was Niamh, happened when I was a kid)
TOTAL SO FAR: 25
[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[x] been called a slut (Jokingly)
[x] called someone a slut (Again jokingly)
[] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush (accidentally)
TOTAL SO FAR: 32
[] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper (Not favourite, but okay I guess)
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[] cruised the mall
[] skipped school
[x] had surgery
[x] had an injury (Bad knee cut, 9 stitches for it)
[] gone to court
[x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping (I've never really been to one without my parents paying)
[] caught something on fire
[] lied about your age
TOTAL SO FAR: 36
[] owned/rented an apartment/house
[] broke the law in the police's presence
[] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[] kissed a stranger
[] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed
TOTAL SO FAR: 40
[] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight (I'm online like most of the day)
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight (Love my brother)
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence (Jokingly)
[] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test
TOTAL SO FAR: 48
I'm a bad influence apparently. Hide your kids I guess.
I just watched Fight Club
Posted 15 years agoThis movie is like grinding gravel between the teeth. That's not to say it's bad, it's just that 'gritty' is too weak a word. From start to finish this thing had me feeling anxious, it's something that I can't describe. If you haven't seen it, do so...only once. I couldn't watch it again, it's far too strong a film.
This movie had me nervous for two reasons. First, I knew someone exactly like Tyler Durden. Secondly, people have started Fight Clubs.
Through the entire thing, I kept thinking of Brad Pitt in other roles that he's been in. The guy has a serious range, and IS a good actor. Problem is, he undertakes some pretty horrible scripts. Snatch was not one of them (A movie you must see, just fyi.)
All in all, my palms now have imprints from my fingernails after watching this movie, and I'm sweating like crazy. It's the second best thing Pitt has ever done.
I have now broken the first two rules of fight club, so as time ticks on in minutes I give you the crotch, move from the basement and flash you a frame of my genitals.
Just see the fuckin' movie.
This movie had me nervous for two reasons. First, I knew someone exactly like Tyler Durden. Secondly, people have started Fight Clubs.
Through the entire thing, I kept thinking of Brad Pitt in other roles that he's been in. The guy has a serious range, and IS a good actor. Problem is, he undertakes some pretty horrible scripts. Snatch was not one of them (A movie you must see, just fyi.)
All in all, my palms now have imprints from my fingernails after watching this movie, and I'm sweating like crazy. It's the second best thing Pitt has ever done.
I have now broken the first two rules of fight club, so as time ticks on in minutes I give you the crotch, move from the basement and flash you a frame of my genitals.
Just see the fuckin' movie.
Am I a Total Failure?
Posted 15 years agoBecause that's what my exams seem to tell me. God, I just want ONE year to go well in schooling, can't I have just one?
