Howdy y'all.

So, I'm finally moving my FA. I know I don't post too much, but if any of y'all want to continue watching me on here, I'm moving over to  Dodge_otter so watch me over thar for anything further.

Eh, figured it's worth a shot...anyone interested in fantasy football?

I'm just clearing that tired ole meme from my front page is all.

I really have to set down and force myself to start writing again. I've let that skill stagnate waaaaay too long.

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes, frankly

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Morning wood orgasms are so blaahhh

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I have to lay on each side once before I can fall asleep

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
I don't know, never went down on any of them ;)

5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yup

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope

7. Shower or bath?
Shower

8. Do you pee in the shower?
Once in a great while

9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese most of the time, but sometimes Mexican

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
It's a mood thing

11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Yup

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Most of them I do yes

13. Love or money?
Love all the way

14. Credit cards or cash?
Credit, but only when I have the cash to back it up

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Not really no

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
I've done neither so I don't know, camping might be fun though

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In a wooded part of a statue garden

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Uhm, no, itchy much?

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope

20. Ever been to a bar?
Yup

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No, I get that drunk at home where I collapse by myself :P

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
As I think has been mentioned a few times, I'm GAY so it shouldn't surprise anyone that I have :P

24. Favorite drink?
Orange Juice

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No, I ain't that crude. I'm not even sure that'd be fun

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Well kind of, if a shower counts

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nooooo.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
In Toronto yeah

29. Bought something from an adult store?
If they had my size, that great mesh shirt...

30. Have you been caught having sex?
Yes...*taps paw at a certain wolf*

31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Oh probably

32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Iunno, I forget who's on FA to even see this :P

Hehe, I only got 32, so I'm a bit in the middle I guess :P

If you go over 45, you're a bad influence.
If you go under 15, chances are you live under a rock and have no life... even more harsh.

1. Smoked
2. Consumed alcohol
3. Slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4. Slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
5. Kissed someone of the same sex
6. Had sex
7. Had someone in your room other than family
8. Watched porn
9. Bought porn
10. Done drugs
TOTAL: 6

1. Taken painkillers
2. Taken someone else's prescription medicine
3. Lied to your parents
4. Lied to a friend
5. Snuck out of the house
6. Done something illegal
7. Cut yourself
8. Hurt someone
9. Wished someone to die
10. Seen someone die
TOTAL: 5

1. Missed curfew
2. Stayed out all night
3. Eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
4. Been to a therapist
5. Been to rehab
6. Dyed your hair
7. Received a ticket
8. Been in an accident
9. Been to a club
10. Been to a bar
TOTAL: 5

1. Been to a wild party
2. Seen the Mardi Gras
3. Drank more than four beers in a night
4. Had a spring break in Florida
5. Sniffed anything
6. Wore black nail polish
7. Wore arm bands
8. Wore t-shirts with band names
9. Listened to rap
10. Own(ed) a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL: 1

1. Dressed gothic
2. Dressed prep
3. Dressed punk
4. Dressed grunge
5. Stole something
6. Been too drunk to remember anything
7. Blacked out
8. Fainted
9. Had a crush on a neighbor
10. Had someone sneak into your room
TOTAL: 3

1. Snuck into someone else's room
2. Had a crush on your best friend
3. Been to a concert
4. Dry-humped someone
5. Been called a slut
6. Called someone a slut
7. Installed speakers in your car
8. Broken a mirror
9. Showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
10. Brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL: 2

1. Consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
2. Been an R-rated movie in theater
3. Cruised the mall
4. Skipped school
5. Had surgery
6. Had an injury
7. Gone to court
8. Walked out of a restaurant without paying
9. Caught something on fire
10. Lied about your age
TOTAL: 2

1. Owned/rented an apartment
2. Broke the law in the police's presence
3. Cheated on someone
4. Got in trouble with the police
5. Talked to a stranger
6. Hugged a stranger
7. Kissed a stranger
8. Rode in the car with a stranger
9. Been harassed
10. Been verbally harassed
TOTAL: 2

1. Met face-to-face with someone you met online
2. Stayed online for 12 hours straight
3. Talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
4. Watched TV for 12 hours straight
5. Been to a fair
6. Been called a bad influence
7. Drink and drive
8. Prank-called someone
9. Laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
10. Cheated on a test
TOTAL: 6

Don't know why I'm postin' this, just felt like it.