Here is the link to my NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month!) website. I hope to update it daily if I can, so if you're curious, here it is. http://www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/447129

Once again, mad props to  Wolfflax for the site idea, it's neat!
Seriously, this guy is made out of good ideas. Check out his page too! He's a fantastic writer and his NaNoWriMo page can be found via mine, just peek through the buddy section and he's there, cause he's my buddy. :3

My novel, Obsession, has been started now that it is November, aka NaNoWriMo otherwise known as National Novel Writing Month. All my other stories are kinda put on hold for a bit, but if things go my way I'll be super productive after doing this project. Wish me luck everyone, I have one month to write this and I'm glad a friend of mine put the idea to do it in my head.

Woot, I actually like writing again!

For now that is, but yeah, I'm back on my compy now so...yeah, I can get on IMs and stuff.

Though if you have MSN please add my YIM since MSN doesn't want to work for me more often than not. Thank yas.

Hey all loyal friends, readers, fans, watchers, and probably some lost person who stumbled on this by accident.

Been wondering something as of late, and so I figured I should just ask you kind folk.

Do you think my writing style, as in format, organization ect. is acceptable? I know I tend to switch it randomly from story to story, though I do know I don't bother indent. Is that a problem? What about word choice? Am I using words that help paint a picture or am I merely splashing paint all over a mental canvas? Does it become a bother or a hassle o read over my poorly constructed paragraphs that contain anywhere from 1-20 sentences?

Just curious because it has been bothering me for quite some time now.

In other news, week 3 of my laptop not being here begins...which blows, cause even though it's easier to write without IMing folk, I still miss the company of you kind people. I still hang around the Black Labyrinth and YumChat when I can, hopefully see some of you there!

Also I'm going to be writing a novel during the month of the November. And when I say I'm -going- to, it means I'm -going to-. 50,000 words of erotic smut. How bitchin' is that?

Edit- ALSO! I'm aware of how crappy my icons for stoies <.<; I make them in MSPaint. I'm thinking about adding stuff like species to the list of things, though I need a better way to make those damn icons so they don't look so bad D:

I've been raped.
No, not in the cock up my ass sort of rape, the bad kind.
I've been RAPED by my computer. About an hour ago the keyboard just decided to stop giving a shit about the space bar and some other fun keys I use everyday. I was seething with angry pissed off rage and nearly threw my laptop down the stairs, again (cause lets face it, it really deserves it) but instead I'm on my dad's laptop which used to be my laptop which used to be my mom's...whatever it's complicated.

Good news is that I murder my laptop after this failure to cooperate, I have everything of importance saved on a flash drive, so that's good.

Otherwise I won't be on messengers, sorry gang, but believe me my comp acting up again (and on a school day) is the last thing I wanted to happen.

I need hugs. And some fun rape. And probably some kinky vorish fun...what? It might help *shifty eyes*

Well the con was...different. And by different incredily small since the only other cons I have gone to are AC and MFF, but that doesn't mean it was a -bad- con at all. I mostly hung out with  Shadownightclaw and we met up with  Kupok,  Jamieotterbein, and some other folk on the first day. Second day I bumped into  Lukesnowcat,  WolfSoldier and finally met  Hex and things moved much faster. There was a Rock Band tourny which my band won but the Smash bros tourny the next day lasted for 10 mins before the projector was taken away x3 so boo on that. Still had a blast, was glad I got to hang out with so many cool people and what not.

The drive home was terrible however since I was almost stranded on the freeway in the piece of shit car I was driving, so unfortunately I will not be venturing out of town via car probably ever again since my parents have my drive their POS mobiles in hopes that I'll die while they won't let me drive a car with working doors, steering, transmission, ect. And since I don't have my own car, I'm kinda stuck here, so sorry denver furs and everyone else, but the time we spent was fun.

In other news, I might actually get a story up. Shocking I know, but with my comp spazing out whenever I so much as cough, I need to transfer my work to a working machine. And the new job starts tomorrow, and I'm really, really not looking forward to it at all...manual labor is never fun, I just hope it isn't as bad as I think it's going to be.

Well today's the day, I'm finally 21. Eh, wasn't really worth the wait, and I think booze is pretty gross...well, can't wait till I turn 25 so I can rent a car! I know I have my heights set high...

In case you didnt' know, it is also my buddy  Jagkitty's birthday, so wish him a happy one cause he's a great friend.


As far as updates go, I have finished Jag's trade, Christopher Undine's and a half and half of another one, three requests done, and the first two chapters of two different story series!

Why aren't I uploading more stuff? Probably cause I'm insane and my head isn't working right, I'll upload when I feel good and ready ;)

Thanks fer readin'

Now then, if you're into M/M vore and generally hotness, then you best check this out.

http://www.theblacklabyrinth.com/index.php

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Look into it if it sounds like it interests you ^^

Alright now.

Your = possessive, something you or someone else owns.
ex. I took your virginity.
ex. I think your dad is hot.

You're = you are
ex. You're a whore for letting me take your virginity.
ex. I'm Mr. Fox, you're that kid who thinks I'm hot aren't you? <3


Please, for the love of God, learn the difference between these two words.


I'm only doing this because I saw a typo on TV, but I see it everywhere for God's sake.
"Your watching ect." is wrong damn it. "Your welcome" makes me want to scream each time I see it.

I'm not a grammar nazi, I just annoy easily after seeing the same mistake over and over and over again.

Thank you

Yes, that's right, I'm ranting again. If you don't like it, don't waste time reading it and go read some smut I wrote instead! >:3

Now then...today's subject iiiis FLCL! Now before you get all fanboy/girl/herm on me, look at things from my point of view and then see if you agree with me! Let us begin..oh lord where to start?

FLCL, also known as フリクリ, Furi Kuri, and Fooly Cooly, is a fairly unique show. Want to know how unique? Try taking a few hits of acid and then crawl into a dryer that's turned on the highest function whilst doing lines of cocaine off your own crotch, and you might get an idea of just how unique it is. Lets start with characters...oh boy.

Naota- This kid is one of the main characters, and the hero, though a lot of strange crap happens to him over and over and over. I mean, in the first episode he gets his happy ass ran over by a crazy chick driving a vespa! But back to this kid, he's like 11 or something, though he's probably the most mature person in the show. He's laid back, cynical, and doesn't let crap get to him even though his life is coated in chocolate sprinkles of crazy. His head is weird or something, so strange crap comes OUT of it, yes that's right, out of it He gets a horn or two, and even cat ears (though he just covers them up and goes to school like they're no big deal!). His school friends are weird, and talk about strange crap all the time, but Naota just sits there and listens, or makes a comment about how they're stupid or something. His family is...hilarious. His dad is eccentric and his grandfather is 1000 times better than Master Roshi on his best day. The sheer random crap that goes on with these people makes you want to keep watching, though no matter what goes on either Naota has a "meh" expression on his face, or he's really "Why the hell do you have the robot running errands for you?!!?"

He has balls though, but he looks up to his brother too much who plays baseball in America, but you never really see or hear him, but it's like everyone loves his older bro so much, why bother with this kid? He sucks at baseball, but he does a great Kenny (South Park Kenny) impersionation, among other things. Even with his life getting weirder and more random by the day, most of the time he's on top of things, and hanging around crazy older bitches that want hot asian boy dickings. With a main character like this, how can there be something for me to bitch about this show? You'll find out suckas

Haruko- Now, this is one crazy bitch...not only is she the one driving the vespa that runs over Naota. She's basically a cartoon character...though yeah, it is a cartoon, but she's like a version of Bugs bunny that's always funny. I mean, she beats people over the head with a fuckin' guitar, how badass is that? Thing is, it's hard to determine just who or what the hell she is without watching this series a few times and paying close attention. Though I think she used to knock boots with a guy that has really big eyebrows o.o however she does enjoy eating eggs with Naota's dad...if you know what I mean. Don't want to spoil too much about her, though her voice is kinda annoying I guess, and I think she's a hobag to a degree, but at least she's shameless about it. At times it seems like she's the real main character, though I 'unno.

Mamimi- This skank was Naota's brother's girlfriend, or something. She's in high school, but she's also weird as hell and plays videogames, smokes, or plays with her pussy.....>.>;.....cat. Also think she might have a camera fetish, but basically she's a "loser" cause she hangs out under a bridge like a hobo and tries to fool around with Naota and does other odd crap. I don't think you ever get to see her at her own school, but that's beyond the point. She's occassionally whiney, depressive, and does this weird thing with her lips...though I think she might just be a meth addict, or her life sucks cause her parents beat her or she's lonely so she "DJs" all night long by herself. I think she has a crush on Naota, but he doesn't swing that way, the kid's asexual. Poor broad, but she does get to hang around with the next character from time to time.

Canti- Ok, this guy is a robot. What tweest! Bigger twist is that in the first episode he comes out of Naota's head, ain't that some shit? His head is like a TV, and he apparently becomes like a butler or something that most people treat like just some other guy that hangs around Naota's house and what not. It's weird, but since there's some sort of bad guy in this show I think. But basically, Canti, the robot with a tv head gets a weird mouth thingy in his chest and he eats Naota to defeat this weird enemy thing. Yes, there is VORE! >:9 also a scat reference or two! And I think he's part transformer, though he doesn't say anything but he does lots of tasks like getting drinks and porno mags for Naota's family. Bitchin'.

Well there's most of the characters I feel like talking about, but from them alone what does this show sound like? It sounds like fuckin' genius, that's what it sounds like! Sure it doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Sure it's random the entire way through. Sure most of the stuff isn't explained, and if it is I still don't get it. Sure it goes too incredibly moody and dark at the drop of a hat, but that's what makes this show something else. Then what's wrong with it? Well, the fact that you can sit down and watch the entire series in less than 3 hours.

Yes, that's why I'm bitching and moaning.

There's 6 mutha fuckin' episodes!!

What the hell were they -thinking- when they did this?!?!

"Hey...lets make a really great, original, funny, kickass series!"

"Hmm..it's been done..."

"No, here's the twist...I'm talkin' only 6 epsides."

"Just 6?"

"Yep, just 6."

".....best idea evar....."


Seriously, I mean...maybe that's one of the reasons this show is so awesome is because they didn't have long enough to ruin it. But come on! They can have 10 seasons of Inuyasha and 30 episodes of Namek about ready to blow up with 5 minutes left, they can't give more to an actually -good- show?! Why?! Where's the justice?! Where's the sanity?! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!?!

I mean, there are good shows that don't have like 5 seasons and only have like 20 episodes or something, Paranoid Agent is one of them. I was disapointed with how short that was as well, though I still enjoyed it from start to finish, same with this show, but there's soooooo much less to enjoy! It's really sick that all the good things seem to never last, but all the bad crap is dragged for so long it hurts my balls just thinking about it.

I'm told there's a magna, but I'm not sure if that means there's much more to the story. Cause if there isn't then shame on them some more, and if there is then shame on them for witholding this awesomeness.

I mean, name another show where the animation randomly turns into south park animation quality, and then right back like nothing happened. This show is funny as hell, even with all of the weird trippiness that you might never understand, it still kicks the shit out of the other shows Adult Swim decides to show. Especially if you're comparing it to Inuyasha of the vampire fetish the network seems to have now o.O wtf is with these people? But then again these are the same people that can show Futurama in a constant loop for years and still be able to sleeep at night. Fuckin' monsters.

FLCL deserves so much more than what was presented to the average american viewer :< I mean, freakin' christwagons, there's only a few shows that are actually really good. This is one of them, and they decided to make it as some mini-series thing that leaves the viewer wanting moar. Call me greedy, call me childish, but damn, if you've seen this show you know what I'm talking about!

If you have an afternoon to kill, just watch it. It isn't like other anime, it deserves its own category. Though at the same time, it might be better if you didn't >.> the fact it's so short might make you want to cut your wrist. Damn emo furfags I know you will! >:O

*Goes to listen to Hawthrone Heights*

Here's a new pic I got in a trade with a very talented artist by the name of Kmooch...or Kalamu...she goes by both!
Here's Flik and I spending some quality time together :3

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/809658/

Really, no matter how many times I see this show on, it doesn't matter if it's a brand new episode or a rerun...99% of the times I get pissed off and just want to rant, so that's what I'm doing now.

Ok first thing's firs,t I never try to watch this show intentionally..but whenever I turn on cartoon network in the wee hours of the morning, it's ALWAYS on...like a curse. I mean damn, if it was good I'd be like, "Awesome" but instead I'm more *sad pants!* really, this show is just...badly done. I don't try to watch it, but I keep the tv on at nearly all the time, unless i'm sleeping or playing a game or something (tv is stil on duh, I know) but even the voices and what not overheard from the clacking of my keyboard really just...piss me right the %*@& off. Speaking of voices, lets go with characters...oh boy, aren't they a doozy.

Inuyasha- Well...his name is in the title, so the show's about him mostly, but if I ever saw some guy with a sword, dog ears, long girly white hair and wearing a freakin' red DRESS. I'd call him a closet furry and flip him the bird, probably even joke about his dead parents (it's their fault he's here!) and throw a brick at him, bastard has it comming. Normally main characters are all strong, and determined, Inuyasha's no different I guess. The guy's half-demon, and that's supposed to be really something compared to actual demons that he kills with no problem...>.> sounds like being a half is the way to go..*coughs* but anyway, the guy is a grade A+ douchebag. He runs around fedal japan kickin' ass and taking names with his "Friends" though he maintains a headstrong, "Hey you! you can't defeat me I'm the main %*@&%'n character!" attitude, and so far it hasn't steered him wrong.

The guy's like over 50 years old or something, I don't know, don't really care, but he if had a lot of cool moves or some shit maybe this show would be more interesting. He has like....5 moves, after like....8 seasons of this show >.> 3 of those moves are all from his sword, and two them make little whirlwind things, while the last like...throws rocks or some shit. The other two moves are basically the same thing, except one is red and he shouts "BLADES OF BLOOD!!"...oh yeah, like everyone says their moves like in digimon, but I can't name a single character in this show I'd want sex and or vore from...*coughs* moving on >.>

Inuyasha is stuborn...if you think that's surprising, he's in a love triangle...another shock, he also doesn't know how to express his feelings...talk about a non-cliche`. Who the hell was thinking of those qualities if when they wrote this show? If this was a sitcom in the states, it would have been cancled long ago...it's like Three's Company without any gay jokes....oh wait, I jumped the gun there >.> there's probably billions of yaoi pics with this guy and the other cast members...probably some yuri too, but anyway, lets not dwell on this guy too long, I'm bound I'll mention him again.

Kagome- She's the other main character, and I think she actually has more backstory and plot than Inuyasha the actual main character...oh don't worry, it's not much, it's just that she has two lives, and she goes back and forth because she's magic or some shit. In the "Real" world (modern day) she goes to middle school...ok, this broad is like 12-14 years old, yet she looks like some bitch who's like 18-20. Her other life is in Inuyasha's world I guess, feudal Japan or something where she fighs demons and kills them with magical arrows since she's something, but can -only- do it with a bow -and- an arrow, can't like get a knife and be like...magic knife go! She has these powers cause she's some reincarnated chick who I'll talk about next. Oh, and her parents, I mean mom and grandpa and little brother who aren't important, don't give a rat's ass what this girl does. "Going to go cut myself cause Inuyasha doesn't touch my 12 year old snatch." "KAGOME! Ok, I'll make you a boxed lunch." "And I'll tell your school that wonders why you're always absent that you have AIDs." "And I'll be a filler episode each time you mention me!" Guess who said what, it's not hard...but her family sucks, and are total filler characters, but if you think about everyone in this show is filler...oh yeah, and Kagome only wears the japanese school girl outfit, so I guess it makes it easier to see her panties...eww D: This girl needs to be slapped, her ass put back in school, and probably raped by her grandpa, it'd be for comedic relief anyway, but that might be interesting.

Kiyko(don't know or care if I spelled that one right)- First thing about Kiyko or whatever, this is the other part of the love triangle, and Kagome is supposed to be her reincarnation...or something. Also this bitch ALWAYS dies, and everyone believes it, seriously, it's sad, and they never stop to think, "Eh..she'll be back, duh." She lives in the feudal world, everyone does but Kagome and her shitty family I guess, and knew Inuyasha like 50 years ago, but she died, or so they say, and she kicked that dog's ass before dying. She has some magic powers...just cause she's a priestess and part albino. She has the same bow and arrow only rule to use her special powers, unless a single episode says otherwise. This broad only smiles in flashbacks, so she is pretty much an emo chick that wears pretty much the same clothing as Inuyasha...interesting, though not really, they just have a bad sense in fashion. And since she's dead, she devours the souls of the living...no seriously, not joking, that's what she does, but no one seems to care since she used to be important. Now she's just angsty and struggles to be a main character that always dies. But does she yearn for the loving of Inuyasha? Who the fuck cares, the guy's a douche. Oh yeah, her little sister is like 90 years old and a fuggin' pirate cause the bitch got an arrow to the eye or something when she was like 7, HA!

Naraku- Alright, this guy is the villian...what's cool about him? Oh wait, he never dies either...it's partially because his "powers" are never really explained and make no sense, and whenever he's about to die he just floats away while everyone shouts crap like, "CURSE you NARAKU!! I'd shoot your ass with a SACRED ARROW...but no!" dun dun dunnn...talk about suspense. This guy isn't too interesting, but he caused like the only plot twist ever in this entire show, and it still wasn't that good. His powers are really he can just like...make different versions of himself, which he has an unlimited amount of and just makes another one if the storyline needs another speedbump, since it's so interesting to start off with *big fat lie* Really, this guy is a crappy villan..."Instead of killing you I'll let you wallow in your own failure and send more people you can easily defat after you, INUYASHA, KAGOME, *every other cast member*" That's cliche`...but it's bad cliche`, he's like the only actual villan villan, the rest are just there because he's busy plotting...no not really, he's sitting at home playing WoW or some nonsense.

Shippo- You're probably familar with Shippo...he's loud, obnoxious, whiny, useless, underage, and part fox. Sounds like 50% of the FA community *DISS* no wait, I meant to say the fuggin' furryfandom *Truth, bitches* no wait, 50% is too low...ok, enough of making fun of everyone and no one at the same time, lets just say Shippo is a full demon, totally useless, but you'll see him in yaoi stories and artwork most likely. He's like Tails, only not nearly as popular, and more subby, and less fox-like. His character is not important, but he's Inuyasha's punching bag, so yay for child-abuse as a form of cheap laughter. He doesn't fight, but about every 20 episodes he gets his own episode wher ehe goes on some lame little adventure. Oh yeah, his parents are dead too.

Miroku- This guy's a monk, but there's a twist! He's all horny and stuff, so he's like a fallen monk or something. Sad thing is $50 says he's a virgin, and $100 says he can't masturbate cause if his right hand doesn't have beads on it, then a void that sucks in everything is made present. Hard to beat off like that, even if his special ability totally sucks. It's kinda effective I guess, but if he was to ever use it in a situation it would be really usefulOh yeah, he's a monk that goes around feeling up girl's butts, they slap him, more cheap humor, but it leaves a hand print, so it's cheap ANIME humor! He uses a staff thing too and throws around SACRED SUTRAS! like that skank from Sailor Moon, only I still don't see how paper can fly like that, and outside for christ's sake, magic or not it's still paper...oh yeah, and he's confused about his feelings too! What a MAN! Though he's in a, "I don't know how to tell my feelings for you, SONGO." relationship with the next character. Please do not confuse this Miroku with the one that likes to hang around furries and is a fan of macro/micro vore X3 he's very cool.

Songo- She's a demon slayer, and throws a big assed boomerang thing called HIRAKO....HIRAKKKOO....who the fuck -cares?- the weapon itself makes no sense. All because it looks like a boomerang it doesn't mean it should automatically come back to the thrower no matter how it's tossed, and be able to cut through the flesh and scales of all powerful demons! But I should not quesion her ways, since all of her comrades were all killed by her like...10 year old brother, KOHAKU!! Now -that- was funny, "I have YEARS of experience, I won't be killed by a- blarg! Kama in the back! *die*" They couldn't kill some kid who's balls haven't dropped...oh yeah, -he- doesn't die either cause of the SHIKCON JEWEL!!11! or however it's spelled, like I said before, don't really care about spelling here, I'm not going to really resarch this show, just go with all of the frustration it has given me. Oh yeah, Songo is TIRED of that perverted monk, but is afraid to admit her feelings for him too, waah...shit it's like Dawson's Creek, only I actually know about this show. Talk about lame. Oh yeah, dead parents here too.

Sesshomaru- Now this guy is BADASS, SUAVE, POWERFUL, and OMFGTOOOCUTEBISHI!!<3 *vomits and passes out only to wake up hours later with his paws soaked in...foodchunks* ok...I deserved that, but pretty much This guy is the Sephiroth of this show. As in he starts off kinda cool, but then his white hair, emotion-less face, lack of real character, big sword, mystery, long girl-assed white hair, incredibly POWERZ, yet he's so fuggin' overrated no one seems to care anymore. Oh yeah, he walks around with some green thing JAKEN!! or MASTER JAKEN! As the little girl he brings along with him says, but who the hell cares? Jaken is a douche thing that never shuts the hell up, ever, and you just want to grab him by the neck and shake him like a baby...only harder. Rin, the little girl actually has some storyline...and she's like the only character that tries to make sense, oh yeah, also has dead parents. And Sesshomaru is Inuyasha's older brother PLOT TWIST! But they don't get along and are jealous of one another yet secretly admire one another OMFG! Cliche` once more. Really, there's nothing amazing about the characters, especially this guy.

Koga (and the wolf demons)- Sound interesting? Well, the dog demons Inu and Sess aren't, the fox demon Shippo disapoints...what about the wolves? Yes, big time. First off, I don't understand why they bother to put a species before the word demon, when really none of them resemble said species, they're like 98% human. Unless you count what Sess did in like, one episode early on, only once though, marco dog was kinda cool I guess...but yeah, Koga and his friends suck. Not only are Inu and Sess tons of times stronger than these guys, despite they're like dogs, and you'd think that a wolf would be stronger...but hey, whatever, the half demon wins against all. Koga doesn't resemble a wolf in any way, but he does wear a lot of fur, no doubt from dead wolves >.> but whatever. He doesn't get along with INUYASHA! And vice versa, but the two are so gay for one another, no one really doesn't get along, they all want sex from those they claim to hate. Koga loves Kagome, uuuuhhh oh, do you think Inu is jealous? Yep!!! But whatever, these guys don't even deserve a paragraph. Personally I loved the episode where a bunch of them die painful deaths, and Koga gets all upset, wah wah wah..and the feral wolves aren't well drawn >.> but a few of them have tried to eat Shippo, so they can't be all that bad. Koga and Inu are probably going to end up having sex, Inu gets pregnant and they fall in love...which I was told happened in a story, and from the sound of things that was a lot more interesting to pay attention to.

Ok, screw the rest of the characters since they're nothing but filler...oh wait, the whole show is filler...but...how? Lets get to the plot section..*sighs heavily*

Plot...or lack thereof. What's the mission in this show? Save the world? Kinda, but more like just save feudal japan. Get the dragonballs? That's pretty close. Find true love and explore how fragile emotions really are? And that even demons can learn to love...ok half demons? No, the writers aren't that talented, and that's still a lame cliche`. Is it to annoy the crap out of me and probably thousdands, if not millions of others who have seen this show? Not...quite...but...closer- Oh yeah! It's to find the SHIKON JEWEL!!!! Or whatever the hell it's called.

Yep, that's it.

The jewel breaks in the first episode, and it was somehow in Kagome's vagoo or something since the dumb broad falls in a well with no water in it...ever, and ends up on feudal japan. She breaks it after shooting her first SACRED ARROW! But that's after she meets Inuyasha and hilarity ensues...no it doesn't, a train wreck starts and it doesn't stop...ever. The entire point of these people going around fighting demons and crap are to get jewel shards...trust me, there's a LOT of them *BIG SPOILER* Naraku has like, 99% and could get the other 1% if he actually...tried, but he's too powerful to waste his time on WEAKLINGS AND FOOLS like that FOOLISH HALF-BREED INUYASHA! *ughs* oh yeah, the jewel is some sort of amazing powerful thing...what does this thing do? How the fuck should I know. It makes demons bigger, it makes humans stronger or something, or greedy I don't know, it brings the dead back to life, I think it brings statues to life, it makes weapons...something, who cares? What IS this thing? A jack of all trades? It also can be evil, if it's used for evil! But it's like, never used for good...I BLAME MANKIND FOR THIS! FOR THEY ARE ALLLLL EVIL! Oh wait, it's just Japan, well <insert racist joke and a skunk getting hit by a brick here>....I deserved that, thanks a lot you filthy <'nother brick>

...if you think I'm exaggerating, ask someone else about this show, ask them what they're doing. They're after this one villan that's too lazy to do anything but dick around in some random location that no one can ever find. There are no story arcs, cause they're all after the same objective...just with cute little spinoffs I guess.
"INUYASHA meets the Thunder Brothers"
"INUYASHA meets the Band of 7"
"INUYASHA meets the CAT Demons"
"INUYASHA goes to the ZOO"
"INUYASHA SUCKS MY DICK!!!!"
"INUYASHA has AIDs...thanks a lot Koga"

All of these story arcs feature the amazing, and coveted Shikon Jewel!

At least in DBZ they did shit -besides- just look for the dragonballs >.> sometimes time moved forward, but in this show it just stands still...every episode features at least one jewel shard in some way or another, save for a few filler episodes. The characters love to say what has happened, even after it happened, after someone else says it has happened...ex.

*Naraku blocks a WIND SCAR*
"FOOLISH HALF BREED INUYASHA, I, NARAKU have absorbed the souls of 1 bagjillion demons! Your TETSAIGA cannot defeat me! NARAKU!"
*Inuyasha growls*
"DAMN YOU NARAKU! You absorbed my TESAIGA'S WIND SCAR! You absorbed those demonic souls to get stronger!"
*Kagome whiiines*
"INUYASHA!!! Becareful! NARAKU absorbed the souls of those demons and is now a lot stronger, your WIND SCAR is of no use!"
*Miroku tries to be useful*
"I'll use my WIND TUNNEL INUYASHA! Now that NARAKU is too strong after absorbing the essence of those demons, the WIND SCAR from TETSAIGA is no use!!!"
*Just as the monk readies to take out his anal beads, er, take off the beads on his arm, Songo stops him after a bug buzzes by*
"Don't do it MIROKU! If you use your WIND TUNNEL on NARAKU after INUYASHA....

Ok, I'm done making an ass of myself...but that's how the show is. Just add in Shippo and probably the cute kitty thing that hangs around them. The episode would end with Naraku's head floating away with everyone screaming and -cursing- his name. Since that's better than shooting a -Super- Effective SACRED ARROW at him. Oh yeah, and it would show Kiyiko cutting herself...no? Oh, well she'd be walking and probably say something like, "I have to stop NARAKU....I have to...because....I...er...hmm..*is killed*...*revives* BRAINS! OMNOMNOM!"

*shivers* ok, I think I hate myself enough now, I'm not going to bother to rant anymore about this show....but if you haven't seen it, then please god don't. If you have...become all bitter and hateful towards a cartoon like I have. If you ike this show...well...I'm sorry to hear that >.> and if you scream the names of everyone around you constantly, and explaining what's going on.....even if I beg you not to. I will murder you. And jewel be damned, I'll kill you dead!

~End

I don't do this many journals >.>; but meh, feeling better, cause I'm actually cleaning my room! Now I can fit people in it...*hint hint nudge-nudge* =P

2+2=4
4+4=8
8+8=16
16+16=32
32+32=64

ax+b-c=0

and some other dumb crap, and yay, another unfunny joke!!


Well now that the math is done >.> that all equals how much fun I had, which is a lot.

People I hung out with! = a LOT more than I thought I would

People I met = some, but I hung out with most of them after I met them

People I saw = only a few, they wouldn't have offered me the time of day sadly enough : *shrugs* still awesome tome

People I wanted to kill = hmmm.....well I found the only asshole at the con, who happened to be racist too! =D yay x3 ^^ and he was a total dipshit to me, but I ignored it, and those that found out it happened wanted to hard vore him, so I made lots of great friends, and made good friends even better ^^

Now that I'm back, back go work! And back to writing! Let me know if you don't get my e-mail with your story if you have one coming to you, let me know.

The only person I haven't seen yet is Nightmare, whos story I finished a -while- ago, and sent it to him, but never got an e-mail back, plus my MSN is soooo gay. Not the good gay, Hitler gay.

Well anyway....AC was fun! Going next year I hope, better see you there ^^


PS- Good news, found out I was right, there is a certain fox that hates me =P but I still find him cool, even though he still hates me....hehe...^^

Well...here I go! Hope I don't make an ass of myself >.> take care everyone.

And for the stories? Trust me, I shall return with a vengance ^^

And Cableman got the 1000th ^^


Bye, take care, and I hope to see you all soon (or in person!!)

*hugs*

Ok...first thing first, stories.
I owe several people several appologize for the lateness of the stories, and I terribly sorry. There has been lots of stuff since feburary, and they kept on growing...and growing *sighs deeply* but that's no excuse, and I am really really sorry. I sorta lots the will to write, or live so to speak, but now I'm perking up and stuff. So those (you know who you are) I must thank you for your patience, since I didn't recieve any treats, yet *ahems* Anyway, new stuff should be arriving soon, if things go as planned.

Another thing, I'm going to AC...wtf?! Yeah, I'm going *blames a certain wolf, bear and shark* But I hope it's going to be a blast, I have a feeling that it will. Oh, and my job oddly enough pays a lot, so I will be there without having to break my back anymore than it is already broken! So I'll be there, beware, or don't.

Mental wise! Just a few hours ago, I told a friend I was bi, naturally he thought I was joking then he signed off, ass. But I'm really tired these days, and most of my "free-time" is wasted on sleep, bastard sleep. If I'm not working, I'm sleeping, or on the comp >.<

Oh yeah! When did THIS happen?!? almost 1000 pageviews? But so little watches *chuckles* Well whoever gets the 999th, 1000th, or the 1001th pageview, and has a screen shot of it, will get a stroy from me, of ANYTHING...well almost anything, I have my limits, but I'm really open. So you lucky 3 people will get a story, since I'm taking a break after I finish all my stuff so I won't be taking requests, except from special friends. Want to be a special friend? Always lookin' for more (special as in good friend, just to clarify) so feel free to try! MUWAHAHAHAHAH!! *coughs*

So, I'm sorta happy, sorta not, that's how life is. Can't wait to get back to writing, I'd be writing now...but I have to sleep *sighs deeply*

Thanks for readin' ^^

Alright now. After futher examination on myself, figureatively speaking of course. I am making the statement that I am Bi-Sexual...

This may not surprise a few if you've seen the way I rp, but this is the truth, I'm bi, for now at least. I still have feelings for girls, just a few however and only certain girls can make me feel that way about them. As for guys however, I'm not into the male model type (probably the opposite) which I find odd, but I am attracted to certain males as well. Call me shallow or what not, or even greedy for not picking a side.

I honestly never thought about my sexuality unil a year or two ago and I've been thinking ever since, but now I'm sure that I'm bi, for now!

This is going to go in the box with furry, vore, and all the other stuff I won't tell my parents or possibly even friends, so yay, more secrets. >.<

Lets just hope it stays that way, people seem to become more and more interested with what I do on the comp these days, though everything is locked or saved to a disk, there is the possibly that it may be uncovered...

*takes a deep breath*
Wasn't as hard as I thought!

Thanks for readin'

-Da Skunk-

Heya everyone, and yes, the rumors are true! I'm 19 (and have been since the 22nd) so stuff is bound to happen. The funny thing is, that this year, I got a MUCH MUCH MUCH warmer b-day greeting than I did from my family. Turns out I'm only worth one card, but at least my grandma said happy birthday, while nearly everyone I saw online wished me a good day, so thanks, you know who you are ^^ As to the rumors adressing my questionable behavior....I have no comment :p

In all seriousness, I met someone that actually has the same b-day as me, actualy two people in fact, one of which happens to be a nice kitty Jag, so I wrote him a story, and he wrote me mine. However, due to interenet and other stuff/crap that likes to test my paitience, I uploaded it 4 days late.....and now I feel bad, but I hope that he still likes it, despite the tardiness and hope that it's as good as the one he wrote for me!

As for life, well it's like a rollercoaster, which I love, but this particular one is kinda making me irriateble. It goes up, and goes down, but the way I'm feeling, it's bound to be a fun ride, and one that ends with a rather happy skunky ^^

ok now, in regards to stories and stuff, I've got a few in the works, and two requests to finish and Spring Break is this week, so I'm going to be very very relaxed!

Thanks for reading! And for that, I give you all hugs...though if you want more than that, feel free to IM me ^^

-Jizzal, Da Skunk, who is oddly content

Is anyone else haveing problems uploading? I got a new avatar ok, but I can't upload any stories! Maybe it's just me however, is uploading art working?

I stole this from EVERYONE!!! MUWAHAHAHA!!......I guess

Ten Things You Like:

1. Videogames (almost anything but sport games)
2. My Friends (online and otherwise)
3. Vore
4. Being random
5. Cartoons (anime and otherwise)
6. Furs (humans too)
7. Break-Dancing, or just dancing in general
8. Soccer!
9. Making new friends
10. My family, hey, someone's gotta love them!
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Three Things That Make You Happy:

1. Being known as the funny/nice guy
2. New friends
3. Being myself
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Ten Things That You Hate:

1. Stupid people
2. Racism
3. Vegetables
4. Not being able to draw
5. WoW/Halo/Counterstrike (and other crap like that)
6. The PSP commericals
7. MySpace (but I check it everyday >_<)
8. Having wet socks
9. People who get boyfriends/girlfriends by being an asshole, when I'm fairly nice...
10. Idiots that try to be someone they're not

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Three Facts About Your Name:


1. My intials spell out JEN
2. All there names have six letters
3. Jeremy Edward Norris (not related to Chuck Norris happily!)
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Five Facts About Yourself:

1. I'm 5"7 >_<
2. I weigh 130 pounds (freakisly fast metabolism!!)
3. I'm Black
4. I'm quite the acrobat
5. I've spent more time online in the past 2 months then I have my whole life!
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Two Things You Expect (At Least For Now):

1. To finish my stories I have planned, and soon
2. uhhh...to stay single? (it's been 4 years!)
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Four Random Thoughts:

1. I start saying "merf" out loud..
2. This took longer than I thought
3. Hmm.....what?
4. I wonder if anyone's really going to read this O.<

Sorry everyone, if you're reading this you might be a bit curious as to what the hell have I been doing lately? Well I'm working on several stories right now that will be finished by the end of the week. Yeah I've been lazy so now I have to make up for it ^_^

Yay says it all! I didn't know when it happened, but the story uploading thing was fixed so now my page isn't boring, well too boring. Lots of people are starting to watch me so now I can create an ego to inflate!! Or maybe I won't, well anyway I just want to thank everyone for making me feel at home here at FA!

So Thanks!
And thanks for reading this too!

P.S.- I take requests! So ask me if you want me to write something for you! It's the only thing I know how to do...
Art trades are fun too!