It doesn't get much better than this, minions...*evil snickering* He bargained and lost, and we gained hilarity.

http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.gyazo.co.....;v=d7zYkMw1Ikw

Feel free to laugh and enjoy...dance along...or just seek therapy...

1. Tell them that they must have the wrong number; only God lives here.

2. When they call back, tell them that this is the Devil's residence.

3. Tell them that he/she is in deep meditation and may stay that way for several days.

4. Start telling them about the wonderful encyclopedias that you have in stock.

5. Start telling them your life story.

6. Explain to them about your intense hatred of sales people; ask where they live.

7. Reply to all their questions in song.

8. Ask for someone who can translate Pig Latin, as you speak no other language.

9. Hand the phone over to the youngest member of the house (under 5). Tell him/her that it's Santa.

10. As soon as they name the corporation that they represent, start barking relentlessly.

11. Start trying to give them a psychological analysis.

12. Demand that they refer to you as Dr. Chopsticks.

13. Proudly describe what you found in your ear this morning.

14. Ask them what color of underwear they are wearing.

15. Describe your socks in great detail.

16. Interrupt them repeatedly to describe the beauty of your new toaster.

17. Whiningly tell person that it is past your bedtime.

18. Midway through the conversation say, "OH NO, Phil!! You've done it again!! I told you that that knife was too sharp!! Now how are we going to come up with the money again for another funeral?!"

19. Ask them repeatedly if they believe in antelopes.

20. Refuse to answer any of their questions, as they may be one of THEM!

21. Ask them what they think would happen if you put a frog in a blender; later, tell them that they were wrong.

22. Ask for their phone number so that you can call them back and chat some more.

23. Burst into tears when they go to hang up and scream, "Don't leave me!!!"

24. Tell them about the time you got stuck in the doggy door.

25. When they ask to speak to you, spend a really long time trying to decide if that is your name and ask them to remind you of it occasionally.

26. Proudly explain that they are the first person you've spoken to since your return to Earth.

27. In the middle of the conversation, start humming the Sesame Street theme song; when they try to speak, sound surprised and ask, "Is someone there?!"

28. Begin snoring.

29. Gleefully explain that "they" have come for you and that you are going to a better place.

30. Tell them in great detail what the dog (or cat) hacked up today.

 zeeka is doing a little something worth checking out. Pop on over and take a look.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4024163/

We have a new artist who's just joined our ranks. She has a terrific style and a beautiful eye for detail. Already she has some wonderful pieces up for you to see and enjoy.
Ladies and gentlefurs, I give you:

 nerucake

So go check her out.
The Goddess says DO EET! ^_^

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4027357/

Looking for a free avatar? Then pop on the link above and follow the directions! :3

Yes, even the Goddess has one. My list is simple:

A ref sheet
some new art of me
a new avatar for me
good will towards all
and money

I don't expect any of this to come, but it's nice to say what I really want.

Also, art to come later on just before Christmas.

Here in a day or so, I will be trying out this new scanner and seeing how it does. Going to be posting up some art. Keep your eyes open!

You Love Goddess,
~Khyrsa, aka Syn

Well, well...time has passed and now that Autumn is upon us, the Dragon Goddess has now returned. It'll be slow, but I should be posting up some art here soon. My comp has bit it...
soooo...I'll be on the sister's comp [also a FA member].

Not that I think anyone noticed I was missing... o.O

~Syn

The Dragon Goddess is on hiatus and it is....

BORING.

Hoping to be back within the month, so watch for me. With cookies.

Your Dragon Goddess commands it.

Rage.

And plenty of it.

With lots of hurt.

Hold the onions.

 khyrsaraylynx is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that  khyrsaraylynx may cause addiction, nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. In severe cases,  khyrsaraylynx can cause internal bleeding, stroke and/or heart failure, blue balls, insanity, immaturity, or even death by laughter. Ask your doctor if  khyrsaraylynx is right for you.

Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, and trusting them not to.

The best way to hang up on someone is to do it in the middle of YOUR OWN sentence. That way, they never suspect you hung up on them.



Prank calls are the best...

You're about as innocent as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.



Turn this up LOUD and ROCK out!
Your Dragon Goddess commands it.


Feel free to laugh and enjoy...or seek therapy...

If you listen closely, you can hear the gas pump telling your kid's college fund to go fuck itself.

You heard me right, punk! >:]

Nao get dat ass over there!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2193702/

 eternalundeath is up for doing them for a really good price right now, so don't let this chance slip you by. Just click the link above and get over there.

Do it! Right now!

Your Dragon Goddess commands it!

Or I'll eat your soul.

With sweet and sour sauce.

Do you wonder if Vegetarians hate themselves because they're made of meat?

For a note, I'm losing my internet for a short time starting tomorrow. I should have it back in about a month, I think. During that time, I should be working on my art, so when I get back, look for art to be posted.

yeah...I think it's time to go eat...

and then draw something...

who to draw though...

??????

hm.

My Drawing Music [Serious Art]

Like animated icons? Like the game Portal? How about both combined?!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2183006/

 belledraco is doing up $5 Portal icons right now! Click the link above and go get yourself one while they last! They're rather neat-looking and at a great price for an animated icon!!

Do eet! Rite meow!

Your Dragon Goddess commands it!

Such a peaceful day...

I think I hate it.

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
maybe

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
All of the above

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
whichever side is closer to the open window

4. Do you masturbate?
Doesn't everyone? o.O

5. How often? Lately?
whenever I need to...that's good enough for you to know.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope, but I have for Tequila. That Jose is a persuasive bastard...

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers, good and hot

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
LOTS of times in the shower ^_^

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Um, I'm HERE, aren't I?

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressively dominant <3

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Sure do.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Only the weirdos...

13. Would you choose love or money?
Love...

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
That's information only needed if you're lucky enough to get in bed with me. =)

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
yes

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
my bed

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
down at the ballpark bleachers during a tornado warning with the storm right overhead

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
oh yeah...hehehe

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
yup

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
*eye roll* No. I have morals.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Definitely not.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
See number 20.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Nope, and never will

24. What's your sexuality?
Straight. I love the dick.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
"oral" sex count?

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
well yeah...

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
hehehe tried once.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Oh yes. They think I'm well underage until they see my driver's license. xD

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yup. Gag gifts for those I know WOULD never go in one, or get easily embarrassed by such fun "toys". lol

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Not telling ^_^

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
See number 30.

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
more than likely....the bastard that I was engaged to years ago.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
*snickering* Not yet...

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
LOL yup...

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
See number 34.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Sure do.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Any that allow me to get dominated <3

38. What's your favorite sex act?
pouncing my partner unaware, pleasuring him completely [usually oral], then walking away without him having touched or pleasured me in return. I'm selfish like that? lol =)

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope. I don't share...*growl*

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
On my friends list? *chokes on her energy drink with laughter* I'll be surprised if ANY of them have the guts to do it. =D [excluding  eternalundeath who did it first and I pirated this from ^_^]

Pirated this from my guinea pig  dastiger to help clear some of my morning boredom.

WOULD YOU....
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] lick my cheek?
[_] miss me if we went out then broke up?
[_] dance with me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] tap me on the a**?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me to death?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] caress my body?
[_] play strip poker with me?
[_] say yes if i asked you out?
[_] let me wear your pants?
[_] get wasted with me?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?

DO YOU...
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?

ARE WE...
[_] acquaintances?
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] gonna have kids?

AM I...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] lovable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?


HAVE YOU EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] thought about hookin' up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] idolized me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?

ARE YOU...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinkin' bout me?
[_] going to repost this in your journal so that i will return the favor?

COMMENT AND TELL ME WHAT YOU WOULD DO TO ME...NOTES WORK, TOO.

... don't be shy

I'm looking for another guinea pig to work my art magic upon. This means that I use your character for my creative art and you get free art out of the deal. I already have two, but I would like to add on another, maybe even two.

I DON'T do this often!
If you're interested, this is what you have to do:

1. Post up a journal linking back to this one.
2. Give me a good reference [preferably colored] of your character.
3. Give me a brief description of your character and why you would want to be my new guinea pig.

I'll be looking over everyone and seeing which one or ones appeal to me the most.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-6SIE-eo1U

just alittle something to enjoy. i like drawing to music like this...it inspires me. :3