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My Tuna Sandwiches
General | Posted 17 years agoHere are my favourite legends that I myself have witnessed due to the might of the one and only tuna sandwich (more to come):
1. During science in year 10 I was feeling very hungry, I'd skipped breakfast and it was 3rd lesson, the lesson before dinner. We were on the computer so frantically I raided through my bag, I found a gold bar.. nah wasn't in the mood for sugary stuff, also found an apple... wasn't in the mood for fruit either, as I raked on I could feel something squishy and in the shape of a submarine roll... JACKPOT! It was a tuna sandwich, Immediately I pulled in out of it's tin foil and ate it, relishing each chunk. When I finished it was as if I was in a warzone.
"Ergh!!! What's that smell." "Has someone set off a stinkbomb?" "SHUT YA LEGS"
Amidst the screames of anguish I thought. I was really confused, all I could smell was the pleasant tuna smell :D! Then I realised what was causing all the discretion, it was none other than my fish in a bun... yet how the hell that smells like something in between your legs I do not know, or maybe I just don't have any experience :P! But anyway, that was the day I realised the true power of tuna, it was a force to be reckoned with, yet I could tame it, and use it to my advantage. Now it's time for only one thing... DOMINATION!!! And no, you sick pervert, not THAT kind of domination.
1. During science in year 10 I was feeling very hungry, I'd skipped breakfast and it was 3rd lesson, the lesson before dinner. We were on the computer so frantically I raided through my bag, I found a gold bar.. nah wasn't in the mood for sugary stuff, also found an apple... wasn't in the mood for fruit either, as I raked on I could feel something squishy and in the shape of a submarine roll... JACKPOT! It was a tuna sandwich, Immediately I pulled in out of it's tin foil and ate it, relishing each chunk. When I finished it was as if I was in a warzone.
"Ergh!!! What's that smell." "Has someone set off a stinkbomb?" "SHUT YA LEGS"
Amidst the screames of anguish I thought. I was really confused, all I could smell was the pleasant tuna smell :D! Then I realised what was causing all the discretion, it was none other than my fish in a bun... yet how the hell that smells like something in between your legs I do not know, or maybe I just don't have any experience :P! But anyway, that was the day I realised the true power of tuna, it was a force to be reckoned with, yet I could tame it, and use it to my advantage. Now it's time for only one thing... DOMINATION!!! And no, you sick pervert, not THAT kind of domination.
