Here are my favourite legends that I myself have witnessed due to the might of the one and only tuna sandwich (more to come):
1. During science in year 10 I was feeling very hungry, I'd skipped breakfast and it was 3rd lesson, the lesson before dinner. We were on the computer so frantically I raided through my bag, I found a gold bar.. nah wasn't in the mood for sugary stuff, also found an apple... wasn't in the mood for fruit either, as I raked on I could feel something squishy and in the shape of a submarine roll... JACKPOT! It was a tuna sandwich, Immediately I pulled in out of it's tin foil and ate it, relishing each chunk. When I finished it was as if I was in a warzone.
"Ergh!!! What's that smell." "Has someone set off a stinkbomb?" "SHUT YA LEGS"
Amidst the screames of anguish I thought. I was really confused, all I could smell was the pleasant tuna smell :D! Then I realised what was causing all the discretion, it was none other than my fish in a bun... yet how the hell that smells like something in between your legs I do not know, or maybe I just don't have any experience :P! But anyway, that was the day I realised the true power of tuna, it was a force to be reckoned with, yet I could tame it, and use it to my advantage. Now it's time for only one thing... DOMINATION!!! And no, you sick pervert, not THAT kind of domination.