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Selling/trading characters!
Posted 3 years agoGot some random characters up for sale and trade, feel free to note me or message me on TH if interested!
https://toyhou.se/Shining-Scales/ch...../folder:123442
https://toyhou.se/Shining-Scales/ch.....folder:2556990
Also taking bust commissions, $5 each with colors. You can see examples over here!
https://toyhou.se/~bulletins/620853.....rt-commissions
https://toyhou.se/Shining-Scales/ch...../folder:123442
https://toyhou.se/Shining-Scales/ch.....folder:2556990
Also taking bust commissions, $5 each with colors. You can see examples over here!
https://toyhou.se/~bulletins/620853.....rt-commissions
Cuddlycuttlefish Art Raffle
Posted 6 years agoThe sweet and talented Cuddlycuttlefish is having a watcher raffle! Go give them a look!
www.furaffinity.net/journal/9289306
www.furaffinity.net/journal/9289306
Help a Friend
Posted 6 years agoA dear friend of mine has lost her grandmother to cancer and is in need of help. Funerals are expensive so anything that can be given is appreciated, and if you can't we would appreciate it if you could spread the word. Thank you for your time.
https://www.gofundme.com/funeral-ex.....-mayvola-davis
https://www.gofundme.com/funeral-ex.....-mayvola-davis
Stardragon MYO
Posted 6 years agoIt's that time of year again! The stardragon MYO has once again opened up! Feel free to stop by and take a look!
www.furaffinity.net/journal/9097086
www.furaffinity.net/journal/9097086
Free Momochu MYO Event!
Posted 7 years agoMy lovely wife is giving away MYO slots for her species Momochu! You can find the into and claim your slots over here!
www.furaffinity.net/journal/8770313
https://toyhou.se/~bulletins/56784......2-am-
Happy chuing!
www.furaffinity.net/journal/8770313
https://toyhou.se/~bulletins/56784......2-am-
Happy chuing!
Come One, Come All to the Festival of Fools! (SD MYO)
Posted 7 years agoIf you've always wanted a stardragon then come check out the festival of fools!! Grab an MYO slot and make the SD of your dreams!
Can't draw your own? There is a whole bunch of amazing artists open for MYO commissions, some even offering discounts or special perks for new owners!
MYO Info
www.furaffinity.net/view/26869431
Can't draw your own? There is a whole bunch of amazing artists open for MYO commissions, some even offering discounts or special perks for new owners!
MYO Info
www.furaffinity.net/view/26869431
Affordable MYO Stardragon Coms
Posted 8 years agoSome really great people are doing Stardragon coms for a great price! Check it out!
Starbomb has an AMAZING style, and they are an absolute sweet pea to work with.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/24964787/
Riley McFasthands also has a very affordable prices and a lovely style.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/24964747/
Please check them out! They do great work and are great people.
Starbomb has an AMAZING style, and they are an absolute sweet pea to work with.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/24964787/
Riley McFasthands also has a very affordable prices and a lovely style.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/24964747/
Please check them out! They do great work and are great people.
Pretty Stareater UFT
Posted 8 years agoHeya everyone! My friend Bardo has a REALLY NICE stareater up for trade, go take a look!
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8395503/
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8395503/
Free Art Raffle!
Posted 8 years agoBlood is having a little giveaway for his followers! Go check it out!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8376011/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8376011/
Cute Adopt Boost
Posted 8 years agoA friend of mine made some really cute adopts! There's only a few left, grab one while you can!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/24454935/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/24454935/
Friend Needs Help with Rent
Posted 8 years agoHey everyone, there's a really nice peep who is in need of a little help getting money together for rent and food and such. They got some nice stuff for sale here as well as a stardragon for sale which you can message them about.
https://www.furaffinity.net/gallery.....Stuff-for-sale
Please take a look and help out if you can.
https://www.furaffinity.net/gallery.....Stuff-for-sale
Please take a look and help out if you can.
Manwich NSFW YCH
Posted 8 years agoA friend of mine did a steamy NSFW collab where your character could be sandwiched between two hunky men. Check it out!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/24224184/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/24224184/
Woman With Kidney Failure, Please Help/Share
Posted 8 years agoSomeone very much in need of lifesaving care, please take a look. If you can't donate sharing helps a ton.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8166634/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8166634/
100 Sorta Truths About Me
Posted 8 years agoThe waifu tagged me in a thing so here goes.
1.) Real Name: Flee
2.) Nicknames: Flee, Trashdad, Husbando, I'm sure there's more.
3.) Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
4.) Male or Female: Demi-boy
5.) Elementary School: Washington Elementary; Schuler Elementary
6.) Middle School: AMS
7.) High school: AHS
8.) Hair color: Dark brown
9.) Long or Short: Long and wavy but I prefer it short.
10.) Loud or Quiet: : ] idk?
11.) Sweats or Jeans: Both.
12.) Phone or Camera: For what??
13.) Health Freak: Nrrrr not really.
14.) Drink or Smoke: No to smoking, and I very rarely drink.
15.) Do You Have A Crush On Someone: Maybe, hard to know where it turns from strong, affectionate friendship to a crush.
16.) Sexual Preference: I love everybody.
17.) Piercings: Used to be my ears but they healed.
18.) Tattoos: One on my leg. :3
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN:
19.) Airplane: Yes
20.) Car Accident: Errr sorta? I bumped someone's bumper once and they flipped.
21.) Fist Fight: No.
FIRSTS:
22.) First Piercing: Earlobes
23.) First Best Friend: Greg
24.) First Instrument played: Trumpet
25.) First Award: When I was a wee band baby I got some ribbons. Got some for art later and one for grades in high school.
26.) First Crush: idek man
27.) First Language: English
28.) First Big Vacation: Uhhh hard to say, I traveled with my family quite a bit.
LASTS:
29.) Last Person you talked to: Sera babe on skype, the kids in rl
30.) Last Person You Texted: Tim I think.
31.) Last Person You Watched: like....for real or..? Artists?? What?
32.) Last Food You Ate: Cereal
33.) Last Movie You Watched: Snow White
34.) Last Song You Listened To: I think that Bad Dog Sera sent me that one time
35.) Last Thing You Bought: Milk cause my kids are addicted.
36.) Last Person You Hugged: My children. <3
FAVORITES:
37.) Food: Roast? Burgers?? Fruits? Idk lots of things.
38.) Drink: Idk. I like fruity things and pop?
39.) Clothing: Things that don't look good on me.
40.) Book: Too hard to choose.
41.) Color: Purple.
42.) Flower: Bleeding hearts? Maybe
44.) Movie: Uhhh shoot. idk a lot.
45.) Tv show: Anime weeaboo stuff that I won't bother listing haha.
46.) Subject: Like school subjects? It used to be science/english type stuff.
IN THE PAST YEAR I...
47.) [ ] Acted crazy in school
48.) [X] Celebrated New Years
49.) [ ] I got majorly bullied
50.) [ ] I broke an arm/leg
51.) [ ] My dog(s) / My cat(s) / Other pet(s) died
52.) [ ] Got a crossbow for hunting
53.) [ ] Cried myself to sleep about bullies
54.) [] Saw the police
55.) [X] Done something you've Regretted
56.) [ ] Broke a Promise
57.) [x] Kept a Secret
58.) [x] Pretended To Be Happy
59.) [x] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life
60.) [ ] Puked first day of school
61.) [x] Stayed locked in your room
62.) [x] Tried something you normally wouldn't like, and liked it.
63.) [X] Cried Over The Silliest Things
64.) [ ] Ran the mile
65.) [x] Died inside
66.) [ ] Fainted
RIGHT NOW:
67.) Eating: Nothing :c
68.) Drinking: Coke
69.) Getting Ready To: Rp, parent, cook, CLEAN, EVERYTHING SAVE ME.
70.) Listening/watching: Snow White
71.) Plans For Tomorrow/Today: I don't plan anything.
72.) Waiting For: Sera to propose properly.
YOUR FUTURE:
73.) Want Kids: Maybe?
74.) Want To Get Married: Maybe.
75.) Careers in mind: Comic Artist / Animator / Writer
WHICH IS BETTER ON A GUY/GIRL?:
76.) Lips or Eyes: Eyes
77.) Shorter or Taller: Taller =3=
78.) Romantic or Spontaneous: I?? Don't?? Know??
79.) Nice Stomach or Nice Arms: Stomach
80.) Sensitive or Loud: Not an assbag??
81.) Hook-up Or Relationship: Relationship
82.) Troublemaker or Hesitant: I DON'T. KNOW. NOT AN ASSHOLE??
HAVE YOU EVER:
83.) Lost Glasses/Contacts: Ugh yes.
84.) Ran Away From Home: I've tried a couple times yeah
85.) Held A Weapon, For Self Defense: I carry a knife.
86.) Killed Somebody: No
87.) Broken Someone's Heart: I don't know??
88.) Been Arrested: No thank god
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
90.) Yourself: I wish
91.) Miracles: Yes.
92.) Love at First Sight: Yes
93.) Heaven: Yes, maybe
94.) Santa Claus: Yes (As a spirit of giving, love, kindness, and generosity) Shamelessly steals wife's answer
96.) Magic: Idk
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
97.) Someone you wanna be with right now?: The wife. The Brit. My family. I miss my dad.
98.) Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life: Hahahahahaha
100.) Post as 100 Truths and Tag five people:
idk who else
1.) Real Name: Flee
2.) Nicknames: Flee, Trashdad, Husbando, I'm sure there's more.
3.) Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
4.) Male or Female: Demi-boy
5.) Elementary School: Washington Elementary; Schuler Elementary
6.) Middle School: AMS
7.) High school: AHS
8.) Hair color: Dark brown
9.) Long or Short: Long and wavy but I prefer it short.
10.) Loud or Quiet: : ] idk?
11.) Sweats or Jeans: Both.
12.) Phone or Camera: For what??
13.) Health Freak: Nrrrr not really.
14.) Drink or Smoke: No to smoking, and I very rarely drink.
15.) Do You Have A Crush On Someone: Maybe, hard to know where it turns from strong, affectionate friendship to a crush.
16.) Sexual Preference: I love everybody.
17.) Piercings: Used to be my ears but they healed.
18.) Tattoos: One on my leg. :3
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN:
19.) Airplane: Yes
20.) Car Accident: Errr sorta? I bumped someone's bumper once and they flipped.
21.) Fist Fight: No.
FIRSTS:
22.) First Piercing: Earlobes
23.) First Best Friend: Greg
24.) First Instrument played: Trumpet
25.) First Award: When I was a wee band baby I got some ribbons. Got some for art later and one for grades in high school.
26.) First Crush: idek man
27.) First Language: English
28.) First Big Vacation: Uhhh hard to say, I traveled with my family quite a bit.
LASTS:
29.) Last Person you talked to: Sera babe on skype, the kids in rl
30.) Last Person You Texted: Tim I think.
31.) Last Person You Watched: like....for real or..? Artists?? What?
32.) Last Food You Ate: Cereal
33.) Last Movie You Watched: Snow White
34.) Last Song You Listened To: I think that Bad Dog Sera sent me that one time
35.) Last Thing You Bought: Milk cause my kids are addicted.
36.) Last Person You Hugged: My children. <3
FAVORITES:
37.) Food: Roast? Burgers?? Fruits? Idk lots of things.
38.) Drink: Idk. I like fruity things and pop?
39.) Clothing: Things that don't look good on me.
40.) Book: Too hard to choose.
41.) Color: Purple.
42.) Flower: Bleeding hearts? Maybe
44.) Movie: Uhhh shoot. idk a lot.
45.) Tv show: Anime weeaboo stuff that I won't bother listing haha.
46.) Subject: Like school subjects? It used to be science/english type stuff.
IN THE PAST YEAR I...
47.) [ ] Acted crazy in school
48.) [X] Celebrated New Years
49.) [ ] I got majorly bullied
50.) [ ] I broke an arm/leg
51.) [ ] My dog(s) / My cat(s) / Other pet(s) died
52.) [ ] Got a crossbow for hunting
53.) [ ] Cried myself to sleep about bullies
54.) [] Saw the police
55.) [X] Done something you've Regretted
56.) [ ] Broke a Promise
57.) [x] Kept a Secret
58.) [x] Pretended To Be Happy
59.) [x] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life
60.) [ ] Puked first day of school
61.) [x] Stayed locked in your room
62.) [x] Tried something you normally wouldn't like, and liked it.
63.) [X] Cried Over The Silliest Things
64.) [ ] Ran the mile
65.) [x] Died inside
66.) [ ] Fainted
RIGHT NOW:
67.) Eating: Nothing :c
68.) Drinking: Coke
69.) Getting Ready To: Rp, parent, cook, CLEAN, EVERYTHING SAVE ME.
70.) Listening/watching: Snow White
71.) Plans For Tomorrow/Today: I don't plan anything.
72.) Waiting For: Sera to propose properly.
YOUR FUTURE:
73.) Want Kids: Maybe?
74.) Want To Get Married: Maybe.
75.) Careers in mind: Comic Artist / Animator / Writer
WHICH IS BETTER ON A GUY/GIRL?:
76.) Lips or Eyes: Eyes
77.) Shorter or Taller: Taller =3=
78.) Romantic or Spontaneous: I?? Don't?? Know??
79.) Nice Stomach or Nice Arms: Stomach
80.) Sensitive or Loud: Not an assbag??
81.) Hook-up Or Relationship: Relationship
82.) Troublemaker or Hesitant: I DON'T. KNOW. NOT AN ASSHOLE??
HAVE YOU EVER:
83.) Lost Glasses/Contacts: Ugh yes.
84.) Ran Away From Home: I've tried a couple times yeah
85.) Held A Weapon, For Self Defense: I carry a knife.
86.) Killed Somebody: No
87.) Broken Someone's Heart: I don't know??
88.) Been Arrested: No thank god
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
90.) Yourself: I wish
91.) Miracles: Yes.
92.) Love at First Sight: Yes
93.) Heaven: Yes, maybe
94.) Santa Claus: Yes (As a spirit of giving, love, kindness, and generosity) Shamelessly steals wife's answer
96.) Magic: Idk
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
97.) Someone you wanna be with right now?: The wife. The Brit. My family. I miss my dad.
98.) Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life: Hahahahahaha
100.) Post as 100 Truths and Tag five people:
idk who elseFriend In Need of Help, Selling Stardragons(and some others)
Posted 8 years agoHey guys, a friend of a friend has run into some hard times and so my wifu is trying very hard to make some money. She has commissions open and a lot of lovely things for sale, including some nice Stardragons so please take a look!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8142468/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8142468/
Vampire Naga Raffle!
Posted 8 years agoHey guys! Check out this awesome raffle for a chance to win a really cool naga!!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22987530/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22987530/
Stardragon For Sale
Posted 8 years agoSome stuff for sale, including Gemsun
Posted 8 years agoSo my friends are all being awesome and offering to pitch in money for something I want so I decided I should try to help out. Here's some adopts for sale. (please don't offer on things not in this folder)
http://toyhou.se/Shining-Scales/cha.....2/order:name/1
http://toyhou.se/Shining-Scales/cha.....2/order:name/1
Stardasher UFT
Posted 8 years agoSo after a lot of thought and consideration I've decided to put my lovely Stardasher boy UFT. Comes with two pieces of art. Here is the link for more info!
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/22052480/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/22052480/
GROOVY Design
Posted 8 years agoLike Pokemon? Like bright colors? Like hippie themes/styles? Go check out my friend's new design! Available as groovy shirts!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22006620/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22006620/
Help Fix a Broken Heart? (literally)
Posted 9 years agoA very sweet person known as 
has been going through a lot of stressful things including several trips to the ER and many doctor appointments. It turns out there's a hole in her heart that can easily be repaired but unfortunately the medical costs are likely going to be through the roof. To help ease the financial burden on herself and loved ones a gofundme has been set up and if you can donate anything every little bit helps. If not spreading the word or sending a few compassionate words can go a long ways.
Here's the link to the journal and the gofundme.
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7971954/
https://www.gofundme.com/ryns-heart-is-borked
Thank you for taking the time to read this and have a safe and happy holiday season friends.
has been going through a lot of stressful things including several trips to the ER and many doctor appointments. It turns out there's a hole in her heart that can easily be repaired but unfortunately the medical costs are likely going to be through the roof. To help ease the financial burden on herself and loved ones a gofundme has been set up and if you can donate anything every little bit helps. If not spreading the word or sending a few compassionate words can go a long ways. Here's the link to the journal and the gofundme.
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7971954/
https://www.gofundme.com/ryns-heart-is-borked
Thank you for taking the time to read this and have a safe and happy holiday season friends.
Blakrye Trade Boost
Posted 9 years agoHEY EVERYONE! Time for another trade boost! My internet bestie is looking to trade a super lovely Blakrye over HERE CLICK ME
Please give it a look if you can! He's mainly looking for Venos, StarDragons or something along those lines.
Peace and have a lovely day.
is looking to trade a super lovely Blakrye over HERE CLICK MEPlease give it a look if you can! He's mainly looking for Venos, StarDragons or something along those lines.
Peace and have a lovely day.
Trying to Help a Friend Move
Posted 9 years agoMy friend SeraphimDreams also has a friend in a less than ideal situation and she is trying to bring them down here where they will be safe and able to get the help they need. She has various adopts for sale as well as Stardragons. You can check it out here!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7642609/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7642609/
A Friend in Desperate Need of Help!
Posted 9 years agoTo get straight to the point, a very good friend of mine is in a life threatening situation with their mother and needs help raising funds to safely move ASAP! They are taking comissions and donations and their art is truly wonderful, please please PLEASE. ANY little bit helps!
Here is their tumblr with more information and prices, PLEASE if you could take a look or share this around it would be VERY helpful!
http://spokenofthesoul.tumblr.com/p.....le-backgrounds
Thank you for your time.
Here is their tumblr with more information and prices, PLEASE if you could take a look or share this around it would be VERY helpful!
http://spokenofthesoul.tumblr.com/p.....le-backgrounds
Thank you for your time.
Dear Bard
Posted 9 years agoDar Bard,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it that night you picked your nose as you were eating Kraft dinner and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're high enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep your neighbor's dog as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and that the apartment building is on fire.
Kiss my butt.
Flee
Stolen from
HOW TO DO IT:
Dear (choose a random person) ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on Nutella
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October -Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – In your apartment
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other - The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
House- Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by my the garbage man
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Your toe ring
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Love your sweet, sweet ass
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it that night you picked your nose as you were eating Kraft dinner and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're high enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep your neighbor's dog as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and that the apartment building is on fire.
Kiss my butt.
Flee
Stolen from
HOW TO DO IT:
Dear (choose a random person) ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on Nutella
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October -Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – In your apartment
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other - The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
House- Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by my the garbage man
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Your toe ring
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Love your sweet, sweet ass
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
