Stole-ded from  zooni of course, who else?

Favorites
Color: Teal, Mustard
Beverage: Ice Tea, Tia Maria and coke, cherry coke
Movie: Everything is Illuminated, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hercules (shut up)
Musical: Musical? Do you mean music or musical? If you mean musical, then ... I dunno, I have a few lolol
Board Game: I used to love cludeo, and no-one would play it with me 8C
Computer Game: Guitar hero and Okami
Game to Roleplay: .... uh..
Animal: I like.. dogs?...
Sport: NONE
Book: American Gods - Neil Gaiman
Flower: Irises, lilys and roses

A Day In The Life..
School: finished ages ago
Typical Mood: groggy
Usually Found?: at the computer
Collects: scarves and bags

Have You Ever...
Been kissed: yes
Done drugs: yes
Eaten sushi: yes
Been on stage: yes
Been in a car accident: yes, I wasn't driving though!

This or That
Cold or Hot: cold
Blue or Red: red
Rain or Snow: rain
Wool or Cotton: wool
Private or Public School: public I guess?
Chocolate or Plain Milk: milk
Celsius or Fahrenheit: celsius
Spring or Fall: AUTUMN
Science or History: Science
Math or English: English

"Love Life"
Do you like somebody?: Nope
Do they know?: .... if I don't like someone, how will that someone know
Do you want them?: See above..
Are they hot?: .... DUDE.

Random
Who do you e-mail the most? My dad, because I don't email anyone else!
Who do you IM the most?  zooni  chickenlime and  lemur_luv
Who are you talking to now?  zooni  chickenlime and  lemur_luv
Are you currently in love?: ........ Dude, just.. stop..
Is this survey lame?: YES.

In 24 hours have you...
...Showered? Yes
...Had a serious talk? nope
...Hugged someone? NO, I HATE HUMAN CONTACT >:C
...Gotten along with your parents? Uh..
...Fought with a friend? Nooooooo
...Done something kind for someone? ... not that I know of?

Do You Like To...
Give hugs? No
Give back rubs? No
Take walks in the rain? I like to watch rain from inside
Cook? Yes
Eat? YES 8C the bane of my life
Sleep? Yes

Who..
..Knows you the best?  zooni and  lemur_luv
..Have you known the longest?  lemur_luv
..Do you know the most about?  zooni and  lemur_luv !
..Do you consider your friend?  zooni  chickenlime and  lemur_luv and a bunch of other people that I can't list here because It'd take ages
..Is most likely to end up in jail? ME >:C
..Can you go to with your problems?  zooni and  lemur_luv
..Do you want to get to know better? ..... *shrugs*
..Do you spend the most time with? ffffffffffff

Have You...
..Been to a concert? ... NINE, no wait, TEN... not including the washed-up-reformed-sixties-bands ones that my parents made me go to because I was apparently not old enough to stay home by myself
..Loved someone so much it made you cry? Only when they dumped/cheated on me lol
..Cheated on a test? Yes
..Ever stalked someone? Nope, not significantly lol
..Done something you regret? show me someone who hasn't and I'll show you a fucking liar
..Been in an online relationship? yeah, no more though

Random Questions
Single or Hooked? Single
What is your worst habit? Uh...
Scariest moment? Don't want to talk about it
Do you swear too much? only when it'd funny, .... or if I'm annoyed
Where are you right now? THE CAVE. that's what the computer room is called
Are you sitting anyone? .... not that I know of
What song are you listening to? Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden
What is the last thing you said? "Put your music up then"
What's on your mousepad? the black void of nothingness. It's just black
What was the last thing you ate? Tuna and a bagel!
If you were a crayon, what color would you be? uh... aquamarine?
What's the weather like right now? sunrise-y 8D

Set up :-

I have a medical issue which, while uncurable, can be lessened by weight loss.

Punchline Part One :-

This medical issue makes it easy to put on weight and very hard to take it off.

Punchline Part Two :-

The pills I've been given to control the symptoms while I lose weight....... make it hard to lose weight.

BA DUM CHH

Hey, at least it isn't "glandular"...

Why does my right arm hurt when I want to draw, and why do I get a spot on my nose right where my glasses sit?

Aaaahhh D:

I has one.

http://salamitron.livejournal.com/

For sketches that don't end up here and random shhhhhtuff like that. Woo!

Pageviews: 3000

I'm a happy caaaaamper. This feels like a birthday of some sort, wooo!

Having the news on all the time, (not my choice), really makes me think of the start of a zombie movie.

A new virus, slowly gethering speed, apparently, a gruff sargeant in the army needing to protect a shiny new president who will somehow hold the key to it all!

It's the summer blockbuster people, these are just the previews.

I love how Petya's accent apparently makes him sound like the Russian equivalent of a stupid redneck. It's so fitting!

That is all for now. 8D

I could've made them all up, then again, maybe I have done all of them. NO-ONE SUSPECTS THE FAT GIRL OF THIS SHIT.

I may or may not have done any of these things, including:

Breaking into an abandoned building.
Smoked weed before I'd touched a cigarette.
Arranged flowers while listening to heavy metal.
Been proposed to twice by two different boyfriends.
Stolen a shirt form a shop and worn it to the same shop the next day.
Snorted drugs.
Had sex in a tent.
Been arrested for being drunk and disorderly.
Had a girlfriend.
Had enough musician boyfriends to make up a band in my wake.
Drank 11 red bulls and thought I was going to have a heart attack.
Stayed up for three days in a row.
Lived on cherry coke alone for weeks at a time.

Wooo, no this isn't a guessing game! 8D

Come on, just one name, any name! Name's aren't long, if you don't know the name, say 'that girl with the hair' or whatever. Shit, put your own name, make up a name, I'll make something up for that too even.

Pick a character, any damn one 8D

01. Full name
02. Best friend
03. Sexuality
04. Favorite color
05. Relationship status
06. Ideal mate
07. Odd Skills/Skills in general
08. Last Amusing Escapade
09. Favorite food
10. Crushes
11. Favorite music
12. Biggest fear
13. Biggest fantasy
14. Quirks
15. Bad habits
16. Biggest regret
17. Best kept secrets
18. Last thought
19. Worst sexual/romantic experience
20. Biggest insecurity

So I've been a bit sparsely around for a little bit! Firstly I'd been a bit art-blocky, also trying to stop myself doodling when I've a list ot things to do first. It's always the way, if I feel obligated, I hate to do it.

Secondly, I've been sick for a while, ugh. I don't know what it was, a cold, or a virus or what, but it was not enjoyable. I'm just getting over that now, and I am SO happy that I can breath again! Geez, that's the one thing I really really hate. I can handle the aches and the sore throats and the headaches, but the minute I can't breathe it's just, ugh...

I was awake for 3 days with about 4 hours sleep, it was so awesome 8D *dripping sarcasm* Well anyway, I should be getting back to drawing soon, and thanks to my new watchers, and also sorry to them for having to wait so long for an update D8!

This is mostly just a filler journal, so hang tight for more interesting things, I hope.

My mum at 9:58pm:

"It's bad for you to eat after 8pm. Your body can't handle breaking down the insulin so well. That's how people get overweight and get diabetes and high blood pressure and die...... I made you a sandwich."


Seriously.

A birt'day, I have one, and it's the 20th. Fuhhhh.. I'll be twennyFOAH. twenniFWOARH. Crap. Oh well.

I'm a nerd. I got a book on English grammar and English is my first language.

You missed it! Shame on you!

I have had more doctors appointments in the last 6 months than I have in the last 6 years. I love getting poked with needles so much! And pills, good god I love taking pills! 8D

In other news, I got the last QOTSA album I needed a few days ago *homer drool* my collection is now complete until the next one comes out. 'Rated R' is a good album, one of the songs inspired a sketch that I want to redo sometime. I'm listening to "I think I lost my headache" a lot if only for the creepy steel drums in it, ooooh.

ART NEWS.
After getting a couple trade done, I'm now free to work on other things. Four things at first to be exact, the lines for the first one are a half to three quarters done already. Hopefully I won't run out of steam on this. I'm not sure what I'll be doing after all this, but I never do really!

Hmm.. anything else... I finally found eyeliner that doesn't make my eyes puffy or itchy, and came in a five pack of black, bronze, blue, green and purple. Sucks for me it's also kinda expensive, but I guess you get what you pay for?

I think that's all I have to talk about just now, and this was only meant to get that other nonsense off my page, oh well. Back to drawing.

*chants* must not doodle must not doodle must not doodle must not doodle...

P.S. Does anyone have any ideas as to why my mouse now loves to double click everything when I only click things once? I tried messing around with the speed of it in the control panel, but nothing. Also, why do my folders lag when I click on them? Do I just need to get rid of a bunch of stuff off the hard drive?

This is how me and  zooni greet each other sometime, oh we're such a riot!

Kimmers: am nyam nyam :C
Alisa: myam nyam fyam :c
Kimmers: .... x3 ... fyam zhyam fushyamka...
Alisa: nyamko nyam fya fyam? :B
Kimmers: wam tyamki fyamka :C
Alisa: ayam fyamka yam yam myam :1
Kimmers: mmmm yam yam :C
Alisa: ya yam yam myamushka myafmam D:
Kimmers: .... xB ffffffyamushkaishki
Alisa: ayaya myashmushenkiashkafyami xB
Kimmers: wyaaaaaaa wyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa xB myaki fushka nam!
Alisa: myaa! xB *layam ayya oyam yamam*

Kimmers: .... I'm going to put that in a journal to confuse the locals xB
Alisa: awesome xB

Yay meme!

01.
Put your music player on shuffle
02.
The first lines of twenty songs = a poem; the first line of the twenty-first song is the title


Can you feel that?

All the people in your life say you're down,
I cannot disguise all the stomach pains and the walking of the canes,
Going into business,
Something takes a part of me

You and I resemble God,
Everybody knows, everybody knows that you cradle the sun,
Act like Napleon and you will see,
Bye bye baby, don't be long

My dear good friend let's not forget,
Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup,
He broke out in laughter again,
Breathing each others lives

The sun grew dim and the night grew tall,
Baby I'm a survivor, baby I'm on fire,
Every day I ask why you were picked to be Jesus Christ,
Life is hard and so am I.

It's my one year anniversary on FA tomorrow! YAAAAYYY NOBODY CARES ABOUT THIS SHIT!

So I have and use "Yahoo music jukebox" for all my music playing needs, I like how it's set up and all, but recently, it's been freaking out at me.

It's been taking random songs out of the library for no reason, one time I was only left with about a couple hundred songs, thankfully it just takes them off the library and not off the computer, but still, I don't want to have to put everything back into the player every time it decides to expell songs it doesn't want.

It tried to get rid of my Gogol! Nooooooooo! (Furrinese translation - BAAAAWWW) ;A;.

Also, to anyone who cares, I've been all over the place recently, basically just places that are not condusive to drawing, or just being heavily distracted mostly. However I have been doodling so you may get some of them later whether you like it or not hopefully.

P.S. Happy-stuff-your-face-with-food-day to all your oh-so whimsical Americans and living-in-Americans.

P.P.S. I thought every day was stuff-yourself-with-food-day over there...

P.P.P.S. Lol.

Well it's about time for a new journal, and I have a question for you all.

What do you want? Over the past couple of weeks I've been trying to figure out what you like to see. Bearing in mind that I don't do pron because I'm not comfortable with it.

So I'm putting it to a vote. What do you want to see?

More comics
More traditional work
More finished digital
Something entirely different?


AND NOW (THE END IS NEAR, IT'S TIME TO FACE THE FINAL CURTAIN)
Not really.

I was in town a few days ago, and I realised that in my bag (and my bag itself) contained quite a bit of things that would give people a good idea of what I was all about if they looked through it. What five things would you put in a bag, and what bag, would you use to describe yourself?

Here's mine.

Bag - Massive hemp shoulder bag (Ramones badges/pins.buttons, CMD (Peace) badge/pin/button
Contents -:
1. Led Zep tshirt
2. 1984 - George Orwell
3. Copic markers
4. Sketchbook with Arthur Rackham cover
5. Queens of The Stone Age - Era Vulgaris (CD)

Click this.

"Ryan: Directed by Chris Landreth, Ryan is an animated tribute to Canadian animator Ryan Larkin. Thirty years ago, at the National Film Board of Canada, Ryan produced some of the most influential animated films of his time. Winner of an Oscar in 2005, it’s a film whose visuals tell just as much of its story as its dialogue does."


This is the best thing I've watched in a while, and I have a dislike for 3D too usually. I seriously doubt anyone who watches me has an aversion to swearing, but there's hardly any of it in this.

That's over and done with now, so onto something completey different. Bordeom fueled and stolen from my metaphorical twin. You know who you are.

Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 1

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 4

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
( ) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 6

Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
( ) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 7

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 10

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
( ) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
( ) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 12

Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
( ) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 14

Level 8
( ) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
( ) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
( ) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO FAR: 16

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 17

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 21

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
( ) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 22

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 22

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime (is it witnessing if you see yourself do it?)
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 25

Level 15
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
( ) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 26

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
( ) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
( ) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 28

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
( ) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 30

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(X) Blown Bubbles
( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 32

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
( ) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 32

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 32

Level 21
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 33

Level 22
( ) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 35

Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
( ) Climbed A Tree
( ) Had/Been In A Tree House
( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 35

Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts
(x) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 37

Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 38

Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
( ) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 40

Level 27
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 42

Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 43

Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 47

Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
(x) Had sex in the rain (ohohohohoho )
( ) Flattened someones tires
( ) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
Total: 48

I HAVE DONE NOTHING.

OKAY.... after the astounding amount of entries for the shitty competion  devia_luna WINS SHIT. Message me, or comment or something dude.

Now is the time to freak people out.

Watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhrGspR0yQo

And this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gma5IUNMTn0

I dare you.

NOTE Answer to why Keya's newest nickname is 'Vitimin Eyes'.

The marker I use to colour her eyes is called "B12", mm mm, nummy vitamin B12!

"The favorite has been removed by the user"

Dude.. seriously, why do you need to tell me this? I don't want to know when someone decided "Oh that's nice :D *fave*... actually.. on second thoughts.. that sucks D:< *unfave!", just like how I don't want to see how many submissions were deleted by the poster, and journals too. I don't know if this was meant to be a new feature ( why? .. why..? ) or if it's a big ol' glitch, it may not be top priority but it's sure as hell annoying and I know I'm not the only person who thinks so either.

Anyway... I've decided to do a silly competition for anyone who's interested. Here's the skinny ladies and gents.

Every one of you watchers out there ought to know our favourite girl Keya by now, if you don't, where have you been looking? Now, she has a few nicknames, including "The fluff, fluffy, Ms. Fluff, tiny floof, the dogentah" which are all pretty self explanitory.

However she has a new nickname/alias now, "Vitamin Eyes".

Of course, I know the reason for this, but you don't. All you have to do is guess the reason. It can be a serious guess, or just a bit of fun, the guess that I like best will win a free sketch/drawing!

If in the event that someone actually gets the reason right then that'll take precedence over funny ones, but dependong on the situation, I may well do a first, second, and third place.

A note to bear in mind, I don't do porn, you can request a pic with one of my characters, but I still have the right to say I'd rather not do it if it makes me a bit 'egh'. Other than that, have at it.

(Leave refs till winners are announced, You have until the 27th, sirs and madams )

*waiting for the crickets and tumbleweed*

... Sex noises in music...
Everyone seems to do it and I'm not sure why. To fill up empty space?

For example

"Mama's boy" - The Ramones (ugh! ugh! ugh!)
"Whole lotta love" - Led Zeppelin (ah! ah! ah!)
"Welcome to the Jungle" - Guns 'n' Roses (ahn! ahn! ahn!)

It seems to be a male thing too, either that or I don't know enough female singers. And these are just the faked ones, don't even get me started on "Rocket queen", which I refuse to listen to because that's not something I really want piped through my headphones. Even though could either be hilarious, or freakishly embarassing, I don't fancy it much.

I'm going to go look for more suggestive noises in songs, anyone else got any?