Hi! I'm Corey. I'm not really much of an artist myself, so I'm sure most of the things I have up on here will not be mine. Still, I do have a couple of original contributions, though they seem to be quite non-furry.

I am technically brilliant but functionally retarded. I'm incredibly detail-oriented in a way that would only help me on Cash Cab. My brain sounds like a constantly turning radio dial, which dates me, as those are hard to find nowadays. I admire symmetry where it exists, but I find it very difficult for myself to create (so when I do draw something, it'll usually only have one eye, if any). My insides have more holes than most people's do. I love cute things, gadgets, machinery, refrigerant, bacon, monsters, hugs, things that are delicious, good pens, people who are just slow enough to make me seem smarter, Pokémon, electricity, cartoons, and apparently partial/total nudity amongst small groups of friends in the presence of alcohol.

And of course, my beautiful fiancée  guessthebetta, who I will continue to refer to as Toni.

If you have any questions about me, regardless of the subject matter, I promise I will answer them honestly. So if you want to know my religious views, what color my boxers are, what the deal is with the division sign... Really, it's cool. I'll just be thrilled that you're interested.

I'm open to constructive criticism, but I'm pretty unlikely to learn from it. It's not you, it's me.