I AM A SEAL

I NOM :U

I SWIM \o/

I GO CLUBBING

I LIKE THINGS

Let's be friends. c:

The best way to find out things about me is to get to know me better. Talk to me, I'm not mean. :B

I am lazy and scatterbrained though, so if you don't hear back from me, it's not 'cause I think you're a twat. I probably just saw something shiny while typing my reply.

I draw all kinds of stuff, including furry porn. I don't draw beautiful, spiritual unions of the junk, I don't draw "a special gift shared with soul mates", nor is it "erotic art". When the focus of the image is the fuckin', it's porn. And that's just fiiiiiine and dandy. C:

Feel free to colour my lineart s'long as you credit me and the creators of any characters used in the images. 'Cause... y'know... I like credit. D: <--- This does not go for commissions unless you get permission from the person who's paying for it.

I will not draw...

Bestiality
Fanfic
Scat
Cub
Gore
Heavy unrealism

...ever.


WANNA CONTACT ME? Please do so at this email:

a.clever.joke@gmail.com

Please note: The above email address is for commissions ONLY. My personal contact information is something you'll need to private message me about.