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Relationship meme


1. Who is your boyfriend/girlfriend?
Ariella

2. How did you two meet?
We met in college health class.

3. When did y'all officially start dating?
December 9th, 2011.

4. Did you meet online?
Nope.

5. What attracted you the most to him/her?
Probably her body, and her hair. I have a thing for spiked hair. She also has a super cute femme style, and well, I'm kinda dykey. So. Yup.

6. Is he/she what you expected?
I don't really expect things out of anyone, except bosses at work. Then I can expect something.

7. Did you have sex on your first date?
No. We didn't even kiss until about our 4th or 5th real date. We went on a lot of dates before actually becoming a couple from early October 2011, to December 2011.

8. Are you two freaks in bed?
Depends on the day. Sometimes we like to have a little bit more than your average vanilla fun. But we aren't to heavy either, because we live in the same house as her Mom, and the walls are thin.

9. Do you live with him/her?
I do.

10. Are you snugglers?
She is. I like snuggling too, but not as much as she does.

11. What was the last compliment they gave you?
She told me that she's really lucky to have me in her life.

12. How long have you been dating?
18 months. Aka a year and a half, from the date we became official.

13. Would you spend the rest of your life with them?
Yepyepyep! We are engaged.

14. When will you see them next?
Tonight around 11:15pm when I get home from work. We are working opposite schedules today.

15. What interests do you share?
Pretty much everything except languages, and horses. Languages are her thing, horses are mine. We both think each others thing is neat, but we're not so sure about it ourselves.

16. Is there something you regret?
I regret being too lazy to go make myself some food right now.

17. What was the last thing he/she gave you?
Lunch from Subway.

18. What was the last thing you gave them?
A McFlurry. lol

19. Are they willing to sacrifice for you?
Yes.

20. Have they given you a ring?
Yep. It's currently off of my finger though and it's BOTHERING ME THAT IT IS NOT THERE. It's going to be cleaned today at the jeweler.



Sex Meme


1: When did you lose your virginity?
When I was 17.

2: Rough sex or soft sex?
Rough.

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
I enjoy female ejaculation, and large clits A LOT. I also really like bad-dragon toys. Razor, Bruiser, and Chance are my top three for myself.

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
Elementary school parking lot in a car. It was on a weekend. There was no one around.

5: Favourite sex position?
Doggy! If I want to cum though while being fucked with a strap on, missionary always gets me there. I like to dom doggy.

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
I am a switch, but with Ari I am mostly dom. On the very rare occasion I'll get her to dom me a little. I actually quite like being domed, but will happily take up the challenge to be dom on a regular basis. Feels natural.

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
I have had a few.

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
Bed or couch is fine. Floor is too hard. No carpet here.

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
See "weirdest place I've ever had sex" question.

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Yup. More than once.

11: What does your favorite sexy underwear look like?
I don't have sexy underwear. lol

12: How often do you have sex?
Not as often as I'd like, but often enough I suppose. It's REALLY hard when the only time you see each other is when one or the other is sleeping. :( (She works early mornings, and I work late nights.)

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
Ari. *humphumphumphumphump*

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
Giving. Love the taste of a female.

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
I farted once. :( I don't wanna talk about it....

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
Um. Not any song in particular, but anything with heavy bass is good.

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6_1p6d0bDc
That song. Glass Vase Cello Case by Tattle Tale. It makes me feel so many things. SO MANY FEELS. Right now, I'm all bleedy, so it makes me feel like I want to cry.

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
Sure.

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
Shower. Mostly cause I don't like baths.

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
Same person....my mate. Ari. Yes. Right now. While she is at work. AT HER WORK. If you know us, then you know where that is. Which makes it funnier.

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
I have not, and I would, but Ari isn't into that so nope.

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
All the time.

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
Yes.

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
No, because I am in a committed relationship.

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
Cuddle, eat, sleep, cuddle more.

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
Drawing porn. Yiff RP. When Ari seduces me. Hah when she does that I rip my clothes off faster than you can say strap on.

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
How about early evening sex. *nod* Or afternoon sex.

28: Favorite body part on the opposite sex?
Penis. Since I really only like guys for sexual purpose.

29: Favorite body part on the same sex?
Vagina. I love vaginas. All of them. All the different types there are out there.

30: Do you watch porn?
I do. A lot. And what.