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Your Number One (Dakimakura for sale!)

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posted 8 years ago five-foot-nothing | Support me with Shinies!

Finally up at Inkedfur.com!

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https://inkedfur.com/print/your-num.....ne-dakimakura/

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I will have 7 of these stocked at FurnalEquinox at my dealers table for 85CAD!

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stupid-crayon ~stupid-crayon

Flaccid Pancake

8 years ago

Sleepfaic ~sleepfaic

Winrar

8 years ago

o hai ur in my pokemon groop on steam

also:

this exists.

GeorgeTheCyan ~georgethecyan

8 years ago

𝑌𝐸𝑆

EerieCipher ~eeriecipher

Awnga Lu 'Aw

8 years ago

I'm actually crying

AspenBear ~aspenbear

8 years ago

how did i know you would be here

anonym0use ~anonym0use

Wuff

8 years ago

OMFG hahaha

Madam-Demonessa ~madam-demonessa

Part-time Pupper

8 years ago

I never thought someone will make this.

AcidHybrid ~acidhybrid

⸸⛧Sinners are Winners⛧⸸

8 years ago

oh my fucking god

shadow6655 ~shadow6655

Keeper of FLUFF

8 years ago

The heck that i just saw
Nice art but....

Exavier ~exavier

aurum valedictorian

8 years ago

SOLD LMAO~
this is the best thing ive ever seen

Soraa ~soraa

Kemono Artist

8 years ago

bye as fuck

Huglust ~huglust

Digital Artist

8 years ago

SO fucking bye. xP

Fuchi ~fuchi

Watcher

8 years ago

WE'VE MEMED TOO HARD

phazon-harbinger ~phazon-harbinger

Photographer

8 years ago

WE HAVE TO MEME HARDER

Mr_Pickleman ~mrpickleman

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

Maximum overmeme!

ilikefurrystoo ~ilikefurrystoo

Mega Dracat

8 years ago

don't you mean maximeme overmeme?

Mr_Pickleman ~mrpickleman

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

There is a line and we have clearly stepped over it.

Kurtassclear ~kurtassclear

Mildly Artistic

8 years ago

Oh My Lanta! My wife would freak over this haha

Banderi ~banderi

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

Animosus ~animosus

Watcher

8 years ago

please tell me its April Fools

sammypanther ~sammypanther

Fursuiter

8 years ago

aha my friend lusela

lusela would love this

Banderi ~banderi

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

I have no words for it

Askell ~askell

8 years ago

It`s so perfeeeect

gabe_s_art ~knifesharpener

Nice Jewish boy

8 years ago

This is my fetish.

Corvyn ~corvyn

Watcher

8 years ago

You glorious bastard lmao

Novus724 ~novus724

Art Whore

8 years ago

I need this in my life

StrawberrieeJam ~strawberrieejam

Digital Artist

8 years ago

We Are Number One but everyone One is me having
an existential crisis over this fucking thing

Rizh ~rizh

Watcher

8 years ago

cronlv16 ~cronlv16

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

Hey guys look. Its a meme

Turkinwif ~turkinwif

Voice in the void

8 years ago

your a real villain :^)

MabelSyrup ~mabelsyrup

Crafter

8 years ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Murilega ~murilega

JadeiteFox_

8 years ago

DELET THIS

Cracky ~cracky

Magic Raccoon

8 years ago

NOW LOOK AT THIS NET

kaalddx ~kaalddx

8 years ago

lol

DarkStripes ~st-sharkeh

Mods

8 years ago

Omfg....roflmao!!!!

wyebird ~wyebird

Buttocks Connoisseur

8 years ago

Talk about number one

Marius_Titus ~mariustitus

Doodler

8 years ago

Brother?!

Sir Meo ~sirmeo

HAMPTER.

8 years ago

I'm more delighted than I probably should be
... actually I think I'm exactly as delighted as I should be. I've rolled my eyes at dakis before but I unironically want this now.

DoWantAnAccount ~dowantanaccount

Fluffy cushion

8 years ago

WHEN I SAY "GO" BE READY TO...
...
UGH LET'S TRY SOMETHING ELSE

MarionetteDoll ~marionettedoll

Watcher

8 years ago

We are number one!

Kewney ~kewney

Goddess

8 years ago

FUUUUCK THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER! YOU WIN THE INTERNET

Vordaezgime ~vordaezgime

Marshmellow

8 years ago

So perfect X3

BlueDingo5 ~bluedingo5

Watcher

8 years ago

Doing Stefan proud

Nyar ~nyar

Absolutely Disgusting

8 years ago

This is the best thing on FA, now that the Biggie Smalls refsheet is gone.

Kejah ~kejah

8 years ago

LMAO

Felicity_Longis ~felicitylongis

Possibly A Ghost...

8 years ago

What a time to be alive :D

taklayyankovic ~taklayyankovic

8 years ago

you are doing the lord's work

OmegaForever ~omegaforever

Watcher

8 years ago

We Are Number One but everyone's a husbando.

Mocri ~mocri

Dude

8 years ago

Thank you, I really needed this :*

SherriMayim ~sherrimayim

Kinky Writer / Paw Enthusiast

8 years ago

As someone in SAG, be REALLY fucking careful with this.

Not just the actor, but Nickeolodeon, have a shit ton vested in Merchandising rights and if they catch a glimpse you might be in deep shit.

Just be careful.

Tigerfan51087 ~tigerfan51087

Watcher

8 years ago

This looks great! What do I owe you?

TheNeonFox ~flit

Digital Artist

8 years ago

BNJFSLKDKJX FUCK

Foolish ~tisfoolish

🍆➡🍩

8 years ago

This is going down in history

Etan ~etan

Anthro World Builder

8 years ago

OH. MY. GOD.

Twoofclubs ~twoofclubs

Anime Artist

8 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCrYvHBMGLY

Xzendren ~xzendren

Musician

8 years ago

u stahp that

Sphynxpunk ~sphynxpunk

Digital Anthro Artist

8 years ago

If somebody buys this, they better fucking take pictures of themselves with it for glory and justice

foxpawmcfly ~foxpawmcfly

PrOn Artist

8 years ago

LOL, this is great. It's both funny, and I'm sure fulfilling someone's fantasy.

WhiteRoseSamurai ~whiterosesamurai

Watcher

8 years ago

YOU FOOL! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

bark ~bark

Traditional Artist

8 years ago

I always thought this LazyTown guy was Bruce Campbell.

SutaMasque ~giaru

(N)SFW Artist

8 years ago

I'm the freak that would buy this in a heartbeat but I want to keep some of my dignity

Aluki ~aluki

8 years ago

Not sure if serious ._.

Hastogs ~dimikendal101

I'm hasting it 🗿

8 years ago

PervDragon ~pervdragon

Mango

8 years ago

You Are Number One But Robbie Is Replaced By A Dakimakura Of Himself
[1 billion views]

ZielOmizu ~zielomizu

Digital Artist

8 years ago

How dare you tempt our wallets so!
(On another note, didn't realize you were local to me! I'll probably check out your table during the con, I have christmas money I haven't spent still. xD)

Xol ~fabulousness

Breke Commissioner

8 years ago

This is a masterpiece.

fluff-kevlar ~fluff-kevlar

Anthro Artist

8 years ago

I still laugh every time I see it.

Donritzu ~donritzu

Watcher

8 years ago

I need an adult ....now please!

Adiago !adiago

Space Drake

8 years ago

Darknessminotaur ~darknessminotaur

Chubby artist

8 years ago

I need it just to throw him a net xD

Higgy ~higgyy

Short king giver

8 years ago

WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS

Dec ~dec

Watcher

8 years ago

This is why god fears man

DJpuppeh ~djpuppeh

Digital Artist

8 years ago

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU HAVE DONE THIS

Ugly ~ugly

Pretty

8 years ago

I WANT ONE.
I AM REALLY CONSIDERING IN BUYING ONE.

Wraak Veldheer ~antoniokontos

Emperor of The Veldheeri

8 years ago

NOW LISTEN CLOSELY

Salushen ~salushen

8 years ago

Here's a little print, FurAffinity
One that's going down in history
If you want to be the villain Number One
You have to do a pose that shows off your bum

Shirukenu ~shirukenu

Photographer

8 years ago

Why cant I favourite comments on FA? D:

Aleu Moonshadow ~nikorokumitsero

Art Enthusiast

8 years ago

Topkek

phdfatty ~phdfatty

Watcher

8 years ago

That's awesome and wonderful!.

SergeantBuck ~sergeantbuck

Writer & 3D Artist

8 years ago

Aaaaand I'm dead of laughter

Auran ~prostap

Italian noodly Ouroboros

8 years ago

Ahahahaha, now the song is playing again inside my head XD

Rentham ~rentham

Moving to 0ct0m0n0!

8 years ago

IF I HAD THE M O N E Y S

Smith aka furrypuddingthegreat ~furrypuddingthegreat

Hobby Artist

8 years ago

i can't get over this masterpiece

KittyRawr ~kittyrawr

Piece of Trash

8 years ago

"We are number one but it's a body pillow by patto"

yolkatoke ~yolkatoke

Digital Artist

8 years ago

I CANNOT BELIEVE OMFG
Totally saving up for this,, , , ,

Tzerin ~tzerin

Artist

8 years ago

This just made my morning when I seen this pop up in my feed, holy fucking hell... I need to recover now x3

Diabolicus ~diabolicus

Watcher

8 years ago

Now look at this dakimakura

TriDark ~tridark

Stronk PantherDeathclaw

8 years ago

this is amazing lol

DarkMask ~darkmask

Art Whore

8 years ago

You should do one for Sporticus as well!

gatorguts ~gatorguts

Digital Artist

8 years ago

oh my god

LadyGreer ∞ladygreer

Art Whore

8 years ago

Are you gunna donate to the actor's cancer treatment?

~Siege~ ~~siege~

Fursuiter

8 years ago

We are number 1 but every time they say 1 I get furrier.

darkwolf0 ~darkwolf0

Watcher

8 years ago

Well that's terrifying for reasons even I don't fully understand

Sintacle ~sintacle

Tired Tentacle Mass

8 years ago

I teared up a little

Chapomon ~chapomon

Watcher, YouTuber & Pervert

8 years ago

I would want Robbie Rotten on a body pillow but I love that this exists!

Dreadfox ~dreadfox

Digital Artist

8 years ago

This meme has gone too far :c

BanditRaptor ~beakiehelmet

Digital Artist

8 years ago

I hope the proceeds go to help fight his pancreatic cancer

JayDragoon ~jaydragoon

Art Whore

8 years ago

Oh
My
Fucking
God

BossSergal ~bosssergal

Watcher

8 years ago

Quality.

Laurie Vojeto ~lavojeto

Author

8 years ago

IDK why but whoever this character is, he reminds me of Flabber from Beetleborgs

QWERTYDragon ~qwertydragon

professional bastion

8 years ago

good god

CommissarMittens ~commissarmittens

Digital Artist

8 years ago

You are my hero.

Wooper ~rikkoshaye

Taco

8 years ago

I'm the only one on the internet that doesn't understand this reference.

ferret. ~ferret.

The Noose

8 years ago

nope x)

KuganeTrash ~dauxycheeks

Digital Artist

8 years ago

Lazy Town Robbie Rotten

Wooper ~rikkoshaye

Taco

8 years ago

Thank you XD

red_phantom76 ~redphantom76

Pog

8 years ago

When I say GO be ready to throw!

CyberJolteon ~cyberjolteon

Photographer / Fursuiter

8 years ago

This made my day
awesome dude! xD

Waruro ~waruro

thefluffyarcie

8 years ago

dat waifu

FeO2 ~feo2

Fish out of water

8 years ago

Okay, that's it, Internet's over.

Obakawaii ~obakawaii

Kawaii Baka Animu

8 years ago

Ohh nooooo

redwine ~redwine

Anime Artist

8 years ago

I mean this meme basically helped fund the actor's cancer treatment and healing so this is probably one of the better popular ones.

EternalUndeath ~eternalundeath

Writer

8 years ago

Now THAT'S a pillow i could get lazy on

Zzzzzzz...

Sheng_Lhanzao ~shenglhanzao

Art Commissioner

8 years ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Monster ~monsterepic

Gamer

8 years ago

Watch and learn here's the deal...
You'll slip and slide on this Banana Peel!
HAHAHA!
*Gasp*
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?

aFallenWolf ~afallenwolf

ARTIST OF COOKIES!

8 years ago

why?

Mr.MartinFox ~mr.martinfox

Cocks. Cocks. I'm a Fox :D

8 years ago

Oh man, why did you do this? I am actually crying XD

The--Jackal ~the--jackal

Art Whore

8 years ago

not even a fan of the show but lol wow, that's awesome

wac ~wac

Photographer

8 years ago

this made me laugh super hard tbh

itiv63 ~itiv63

l'impératrice fluffy

8 years ago

just perfect OMFG XD

htfcuddles

~htfcuddles

Very Hungry Bunny™

8 years ago

"Buy me and we'll be number one"

Zapper-the-3L3CTR1FY1NG ~zapper-the-3l3ctr1fy1ng

Producer/DJ/Label Owner...

8 years ago

What about the...N̰̟̳̞͎̣̈ͪ͊̽̋̆̚E͊̀̒̀ͥͭT̹̻̪ͯ̒͑...

DBTheMighty ~dbthemighty

Badgerface

8 years ago

There are no words.

Geary ~geary

Hapless Adventurer

8 years ago

Outside of a nazi getting punched, this is the best thing I've seen all week.

KekoFloofGhost ~kekofloofghost

Lily Rose

8 years ago

NO DON'T TOUCH THAT.

Furseiseki ~furseiseki

Art Whore

8 years ago

QuasWexExort ~quaswexexort

Photographer

8 years ago

THIS IS GONA DOWN IN HISTORY...

Crylaen ~crylaen

Writer

8 years ago

*lick*

HiHungryImDad ~hihungryimdad

Traditional Artist

8 years ago

This is just...
I really wanna just...
I mean ...
You see...
I just.

I need one xD

dojero ~dojero

8 years ago

the meme has gone too far

Wolfie-Moonscar ~wolfie-moonscar

Digital Artist

8 years ago

But... Where's the net? O0O

Esitaro3670 ~esitaro3670

Traditional Artist

8 years ago

STOP!!!

KickH0pper ~kickh0pper

8 years ago

*Laughs in incoherent*

AlisenokMouse ~alisenokmouse

Potato Artist

8 years ago

lmao

MaxxFoxx ~maxxfoxx

Watcher

8 years ago

Kill me.

shiverpudlian ~shiverpudlian

Digital Artist

8 years ago

Oh God why xD

Maulkin !maulkin

Writer

8 years ago

I've never seen him with a bulge, or portrayed in a sexual manner. This makes me uncomfortable. I must share this discomfort with others.

*favs*

Anitma ~anitma

Writer

8 years ago

Who did you expect? Sportiflop?

Ryuthebuizel ~ryuthebuizel

Writer

8 years ago

This is art

InusTrash ~inustrash

8 years ago

y e s

Mr.Blue ~fadebax

actually stupid

8 years ago

The #1 body pillow availible

OrbitWolf ~dude7198

Digital Design, SEO, Marketing

6 years ago

Rip the number one villain

Another Random Idiot ~another-random-idiot

5 years ago

I bet that you had fun coming up with this idea. 😆👍👍

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