Surge of Power
by omfgwtfitscrimlololol
Landscaper
16 years ago
As Larry was recovering from the events past of the day of the 20th of the fourth month April, Larry dazed in a drunken stupor around the zoo and somehow found his way in the cage of the birds that no one dare trust. Leader of these was a large black crow with bright, glowing red eyes. This bird was also rumored to be a faggot.
The bird and his cadre eyed Larry up, down, left, right, forward, and backwards. As they inspected him in all three dimensions, their leader squawked his infernal spell and mentioned something about gay furry jokes and the toilet store Crim owned. Larry had to react quickly.
In a crazy haze, Larry fumbled inside of his shirts and saw something green and familiar. It wasn't his phone: it was his flask of Hulk! Larry guzzled the abomination and shattered the castles in the sky with his herk roar. He swung his fist and annihilated the beak of the crow, and turned his horrible snitch cry into a devastating hulk shout: "NO!"
Larry ran out as fast as he could in fear that the feds would discover the crow's body. But most importantly he feared the creature would return as a revenant and haunt the formidable lion.
Crim found out about this mishap and told friend Ducky. They approved once or thrice.
Xarok never got the memo.
The bird and his cadre eyed Larry up, down, left, right, forward, and backwards. As they inspected him in all three dimensions, their leader squawked his infernal spell and mentioned something about gay furry jokes and the toilet store Crim owned. Larry had to react quickly.
In a crazy haze, Larry fumbled inside of his shirts and saw something green and familiar. It wasn't his phone: it was his flask of Hulk! Larry guzzled the abomination and shattered the castles in the sky with his herk roar. He swung his fist and annihilated the beak of the crow, and turned his horrible snitch cry into a devastating hulk shout: "NO!"
Larry ran out as fast as he could in fear that the feds would discover the crow's body. But most importantly he feared the creature would return as a revenant and haunt the formidable lion.
Crim found out about this mishap and told friend Ducky. They approved once or thrice.
Xarok never got the memo.
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aw man why didn't you pass along that memo
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