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AAAHHHHHHLLL RIIIGHTTTTYY THAAANNN
by omfgwtfitscrimlololol
Landscaper
16 years ago
On the day of Crim's grand day, he walked his merry way over to Ducky's less than humble abode. Crim was warmed by Ducky with a greeting, but then retracted the previous statement once he noticed the stick of death in the mouth of the red dog.
Apparently Crim has recently started the unnatural habitat--wait, I mean habit--of smoking. Taught to him by Larry, no doubt. Ducky asked Crim why he had begun this terrifying deed. He said something about a man named Dorrough, or maybe it was Duro, telling him to GET BIG.
Ducky didn't believe his right eye. He pleaded with Crim once or twice to quit, but his mind had been set. Ducky responded to Crim's upbeat nature with a terrifying fact. "Cri-Crim. Please stop smo-smoken!"
Upset at this intrusion, he left to return from his penetrable lair, but not without the grim warning: "Ducky, I'm sorry that I'm ASSSMMMOOOOOKKEEENNN."
Apparently Crim has recently started the unnatural habitat--wait, I mean habit--of smoking. Taught to him by Larry, no doubt. Ducky asked Crim why he had begun this terrifying deed. He said something about a man named Dorrough, or maybe it was Duro, telling him to GET BIG.
Ducky didn't believe his right eye. He pleaded with Crim once or twice to quit, but his mind had been set. Ducky responded to Crim's upbeat nature with a terrifying fact. "Cri-Crim. Please stop smo-smoken!"
Upset at this intrusion, he left to return from his penetrable lair, but not without the grim warning: "Ducky, I'm sorry that I'm ASSSMMMOOOOOKKEEENNN."
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Joob
~joob
god you are such a good writer
omfgwtfitscrimlololol
~omfgwtfitscrimlololol
OP
i live for the music
buckles
~buckles
ONLY HIS RIGHT EYE
