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Thos Sur R Som Cool Supr Pwrs!
by omfgwtfitscrimlololol
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16 years ago
Crim donned the mask of his most favored hero. After seeing the latest movie in the Final Fantasy television series: The Last Airbender, he decided it was time to dress up as the man he adored so much and so very little at the same time.
Crim looked into the mirror and knew what had to be done. He took to the streets of the zoo, and just like his masked friend, he sought out punks who had nothing better to do with their time than to rob those who could be robbed. Tonight he put an end to this. There he saw the Tunnel Snails--a group of lowlife, snot-noses kids that couldn't even read--and he approached them with relative ease. He asked what they were doing in a commanding voice, but those kids didn't even know what he was saying, because he was speaking Spanish. Enough was enough.
Crim leaped for them and an epic battle ensued. The children were tossed left and down as they attempted to defeat the super powered threat that dared disrupt their afternoon reenactment of the Gilded Age. When the battle was won, one unworthy creature raised his head slightly as he looked into Crim's lifeless soul, and he muttered: "who are you?"
The words "I am Iron Man" were sent back towards the boy's face.
Crim looked into the mirror and knew what had to be done. He took to the streets of the zoo, and just like his masked friend, he sought out punks who had nothing better to do with their time than to rob those who could be robbed. Tonight he put an end to this. There he saw the Tunnel Snails--a group of lowlife, snot-noses kids that couldn't even read--and he approached them with relative ease. He asked what they were doing in a commanding voice, but those kids didn't even know what he was saying, because he was speaking Spanish. Enough was enough.
Crim leaped for them and an epic battle ensued. The children were tossed left and down as they attempted to defeat the super powered threat that dared disrupt their afternoon reenactment of the Gilded Age. When the battle was won, one unworthy creature raised his head slightly as he looked into Crim's lifeless soul, and he muttered: "who are you?"
The words "I am Iron Man" were sent back towards the boy's face.
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THIS IS AMURRICA
(We're doing the whole thing in a pool)