Now put a little knife on your foot...

And a little fire in your heart

And you'll have a Bayonetta Yinglet. Pewpew! Knife-foot.

I’m suddenly picturing Kass hopping about with a knife in each hand and holding a third knife in her foot a la General Grievous in Star Wars: Clone Wars.

Heh, this is the same feeling I get when I kill a mosquito.

So much XD fek those things

You deserve that feeling; savor it

So I was right about the Scavv brain taking over more.

It was knocking at the door, and Kass made the decision to let it on through.

Does that mean the Fog that Kass talked about in earlier issues might start to lift?

Yay Kass! You go!
(I hope she didn't eat the little bloodsucker though)

No they taste like bug-digested blood

I like this Journal-Entry a lot, as well as the amount of thought put into it.

Kass tends to think through things before committing them to ink!

Like the little stink clouds coming off the bug

Sweet. I like the thought.

I also foster the idea of getting my bum up to sketch something involving kass and sillyness with me.
Or something fanart-y.

Give me a goofy pitch?

How about Kass trying to make use of the slingshot-arm thing in a different way!

Notice how Kass drew herself so it looks like her badge is a medal.

It kind of it, all things considered!

All hail overlord Kass, hunter of zhose fekkers

One more title to add

Kass discovers the thrill of killing stuff, uh oh

And soon the taste.

Turns out it's even better when you're small and scrawny!

I think ridding the world of a little angry parasite is worth the existential crisis, it's a fair trade me thinks

Would make this trade anyday

Thank you, Kass. It's true warriors like you that keep the world safe from those fekking bitey tooth things.

Seriously, SOMEone's gotta

small victories

Smaller insects

Well, you can make a guess out of whole cloth where the decision was based of nothing but what neurons decided to fire. A "posit" is an educated guess, wherein by pulling together things you know, you can assemble a potentially true fact supported by that knowledge, but it's only a posit because it has not yet been proven, just deduced as likely based on known information.

What? I'm a word nerd, and I'm not ashamed of it (and that commentary is more facetiously directed at Kass, not you the author/artist).

lol you w'nerd

I can relate. Every August I seem to get an infiltration of those filthy green bottle flies in the house; usually the basement. These are the dead-animal vermin that blow out of critter corpses. They all die off after two weeks, but it's half a month of hell until they're gone. The little b@$+@rds ignore fly paper and laugh at toxic sprays.

Harking back to my early teens, I remembered that one can effectively smash flies with one's bare paws. If the fly lands on a solid surface, aim behind it because they have to launch themselves backwards a centimeter to take to the air. If they land on a flimsy object or the edge of something, you can still clap your paws together just behind them. Taking them on the wing, as it were, is possible but very satisfying if you aim a few centimeters ahead of the pest.

Just be prepared to wash or sanitize your pads frequently.

I use an electric tennis racket I got from Harbor Freight to take them in flight. Overtake them from below and behind, and you can get them.

More fun: get those miniature baseball bats, one in each hand, well away from breakable stuff.
*PAP* One down
*PAP* Two down
...
...
...
*opens side door for 3 minutes
Round 2!!
*PAP*

Explain to them the shamefulness of their existences

Unnecessary once they are reduced to a $#!+-stain on the basement floor.

"And now you know how to use yinglet legs. You're welcome."
*jaunty music plays*

*Will jaunt for $$$

Get zhem fekkers Kass! Supplement your officer's salary with that of the official Ivenmoth exterminator! :D

'It probably has something to do with yinglets being shallow-'

Well I kinda can't argue th-

'water fishers'

Oh... Also still can't argue there. XD

Foot Fishing Ying-Fu

LORE LORE LORE :D

I deeply empathize. When I finally killed the last mosquito that had managed to get into my room last night, I sat there insulting her entire bloodline for a minute before I sat back down.

What I like about these entries is that it adds more to the yinglets for D&D as I'm playing one currently for a campaign. I did not know their pads are good at slimy slick things. Would they work on slippery surfaces?

The true existential dread will come about when Kass does this without thinking as if on instinct....oh I cant wait to see how our little yinglet fairs.

You are doing gods work Kass, and let no one convince you otherwise.

Reminds me of the time I went to my grandmother's house in Zanesville during a periodic cicada emergence. I found out that they're quite satisfying to hit with badminton rackets, as long as they don't get stuck.

You know, there's worse feelings to have than 'Feeling immensely satisfied after killing a parasite'

Kass is so trying to get Ran to punch himself in the face.

"C'mon, it's for science!"

Yep. I was right. Crush those little buggers!

1 down, 3.2 million to go.

Now just let those -other- instincts take over and you'll have a real fun report to write.

Kassen "Violence feels good" Akoll

WELL DON'T IT THO

Show me the lie

Hmm ironically this may make them good kick-boxers.

Question; when you thought of doing pages like this, were you intending to give us all a 101 on how to RP a Yinglet really REALLY well? Because knowing what makes their brain kick out Dopamine (or equivalent) adds SO much more depth to the species and the characters and whole new layers of RP goodness. Again, I love all of this!

Love these little lore pages!

Chorp?

Ho oh, looks like skav dinner is served!

Somezhing like horse flies. Yes zhis is a victory kill these indeed yes yes.

It seems yinglets possess a particular set of skills; a set of skills that make them a nightmare for bugs like that. Kass is a hero, by the way. I don't dispute.

I'm adding this to my favorites just for the text! XD Kass is so happy to be rid of that pest!

Fek yeh

Skav-Kassen canonically enjoys crushing small things with her grabby feet.
The macro/micro crowd will be pleased.

Not that I'd know anything about that.

Can't believe I missed this one! The little stank lines are well deserved

all journals should end with a YOU'RE FEKKING WELCOME

How do they suck the blood parasites all out without draining too much blood?

I love these journal entries they are so informative :3

Okay so I have a question about Yinglets, how exactly does the tooth and tongue affect the pronunciation of the Th sound