
This was a Christmas gift I made for two of the Sofawolf Press fellows earlier in December, which has their two huskies, Wizard and Gypsy, doing Sofawolfy things. :]
Category Artwork (Traditional) / All
Species Canine (Other)
Size 746 x 851px
File Size 177.5 kB
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Can't see shit Captain... even with this spyglass.
Can't see shit Captain... even with this spyglass.
1) Fanfiction-esque number of cliches and writing style
2) Ten billion adverbs do not good description make
3) Completely undeveloped Mary-Sue main character who is only sympathetic to readers because of her matter-of-fact infatuation with a raging manic-depressive asshole vampire and because of the whole, "Her life is just like mine! I TOTALLY IDENTIFY!" effect
2) Ten billion adverbs do not good description make
3) Completely undeveloped Mary-Sue main character who is only sympathetic to readers because of her matter-of-fact infatuation with a raging manic-depressive asshole vampire and because of the whole, "Her life is just like mine! I TOTALLY IDENTIFY!" effect
1) Quizilla-fangirlish style of writing that is NOT, as a matter of fact, the writer's original idea.
2) Vampires don't sparkle, they sizzle.
3) Ditzy, fawny schoolgirl in love with a self-riteously depressed elder who can't seem to get out of high school.
4) Harboured a fanbase the size of Auschwitz with twice the amount of stupidity behind its reason, not to mention how stupid these "followers" may appear in public... And enjoy it.
5) Ken dolls. All of them.
2) Vampires don't sparkle, they sizzle.
3) Ditzy, fawny schoolgirl in love with a self-riteously depressed elder who can't seem to get out of high school.
4) Harboured a fanbase the size of Auschwitz with twice the amount of stupidity behind its reason, not to mention how stupid these "followers" may appear in public... And enjoy it.
5) Ken dolls. All of them.
The dogs reminds me of a young child playing with his dog in the backyard, then the child goes into a flashback of his dad getting run over by a car. The boy breaks down in tears and the dog comes up beside the boy and comforts him in his misery, but the boy flips into a indescribable rage and grabs the dog by its neck and twists it; killing the dog. Feeling horrible, he runs inside pleading to his mom that he is sorry and that it was just a accident. His mother doesn't believe him because she saw the whole thing, so his mother sends him to a mental hospital where the boy spent most of his life dew to many signs of psychological problems. Time went by and they released him, but this was a very bad mistake. He ended up killing his mother in rage of what she put him through and went around snapping dogs necks everywhere. The dog killer was never found...
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