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"Roly-Polympics 2012: Pre-Event Examination"
by RobCat
Anthro Artist
14 years ago
Nowadays, drug testing athletes is becoming as commonplace as the events they compete in. This not only goes for sports like baseball, (American) football, basketball, and ice hockey, but also for major sporting events - such as the "Tour de France" (bicycle race), "Wimbledom" (tennis), and World Cup (international) football.
And, of course, the Olympics are no exception. I still recall Robin Williams' take on an athlete from the Winter Games: "They took away his medal, because the ski jumper had tested 'positive' for marijuana, which the IOC believes is a 'performance enhancing drug'... WRONG!! Marijuana may make you more aware of sights, sounds, and colors, but you are certainly not f***ing empowered! The only way he could've won is if he imagined a giant Hershey bar at the bottom of the jump!"
Seriously, drug testing is essential in all major sporting events - in order for competitors to win their respective sports with a 'clean bill of health'. I'd decided to include my own view on the subject by way of the following gag in my all-new "Roly-Polympics 2012" cartoon series...
Here, we find a gorbellied goat and his coach (a pig) receiving some bad news from the doctor, following a 'pre-event examination'.
NOTE: Qnexa is a RL weight loss pill that was recently approved by the (American) Food and Drug Administration. So, you can take this image as either a sports-related cartoon or a political statement. Either way, I hope I'd made a valid point about drug testing.
And, of course, the Olympics are no exception. I still recall Robin Williams' take on an athlete from the Winter Games: "They took away his medal, because the ski jumper had tested 'positive' for marijuana, which the IOC believes is a 'performance enhancing drug'... WRONG!! Marijuana may make you more aware of sights, sounds, and colors, but you are certainly not f***ing empowered! The only way he could've won is if he imagined a giant Hershey bar at the bottom of the jump!"
Seriously, drug testing is essential in all major sporting events - in order for competitors to win their respective sports with a 'clean bill of health'. I'd decided to include my own view on the subject by way of the following gag in my all-new "Roly-Polympics 2012" cartoon series...
Here, we find a gorbellied goat and his coach (a pig) receiving some bad news from the doctor, following a 'pre-event examination'.
NOTE: Qnexa is a RL weight loss pill that was recently approved by the (American) Food and Drug Administration. So, you can take this image as either a sports-related cartoon or a political statement. Either way, I hope I'd made a valid point about drug testing.
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RosenOtter
~rosenotter
Oddly, they're requiring drug testing for international chess events, too, although nobody has any idea what drugs might improve, or even affect, chess play.
Vaughn Blondetail
~vaughnblondetail
Maybe the team's opponents slip drugs in their meals so that they slip up more during a game, so it's for precaution.
RobCat
~robcat
OP
Maybe the players are taking quaaludes, to help speed up the game!
Vaughn Blondetail
~vaughnblondetail
But speed shouldn't matter during a chess game, but rather wits and strategy.
dragonboy22
~dragonboy22
So negative is good here?
