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oH HERE IT IS,,
15 years ago
hELLO, mISERABLE CREEPS, i KNW YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY "cowering" (HEH HEH,,) BECAUSE A TROLL GOD WALKS AMONG YOU,
i MEAN POSTING, RIGHT, i WILL HAVE DELIVER MY HORRIBLE,
oUTLANDISH MOCKERY RIGHT TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR DOOR STEPS,
lIKE FRESH MILK IN THE MORNING, bUT THAT DOESN'T EVEN HAPPEN ANY MORE DOES IT,
i HAVE TROUBLE MANAGING THE STATUS OF DAIRY CONVEYANCE OBSOLESCENCE,
bUT IT, uHHHH, yOU GET THE IDEA, rIGHT,,
yOU SHOULD PREPARE NOW, hIDE YOUR cHILDREN BECAUSE,
tHEY'RE SERIOUSLY IN DANGER NOW, i'M DANGEROUS TO,
sHIT WAIT NO i CAN SEE HOW THAT WOULD BE TAKEN,
ENTIRELY OUT OF THE WRONG CONTEXT, oR IN IT,
i MEAN POSTING, RIGHT, i WILL HAVE DELIVER MY HORRIBLE,
oUTLANDISH MOCKERY RIGHT TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR DOOR STEPS,
lIKE FRESH MILK IN THE MORNING, bUT THAT DOESN'T EVEN HAPPEN ANY MORE DOES IT,
i HAVE TROUBLE MANAGING THE STATUS OF DAIRY CONVEYANCE OBSOLESCENCE,
bUT IT, uHHHH, yOU GET THE IDEA, rIGHT,,
yOU SHOULD PREPARE NOW, hIDE YOUR cHILDREN BECAUSE,
tHEY'RE SERIOUSLY IN DANGER NOW, i'M DANGEROUS TO,
sHIT WAIT NO i CAN SEE HOW THAT WOULD BE TAKEN,
ENTIRELY OUT OF THE WRONG CONTEXT, oR IN IT,
fUCK, NOW EVERYONE'S GOING TO GET THE WRONG IDEA,
Their lush, ruddy bottoms are succulent and soft.
Like cake.
Delicious cake.
i'M KIND OF MAXING OUT MY TOLERANCE FOR BECOMING UPSET, qUOTA FOR GOATS-GOTTEN, eTC,
i DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND YOU'RE,
oH GOD IS THIS HOW YOU HUMANS REALLY BEHAVE,
iT WOULD TASTE PRETTY AWFUL TO YOU IF YOU ATTEMPTED TO CONSUME OR TASTE MY FINE HORNS,
iF i WAS FEELING MORE TROLLING COMING ON,
i WOULD MAKE YOU LICK IT BECAUSE i CAN TELL YOU'RE JEALOUS,
nOT THAT i WOULD REALLY MAKE YOU i DON'T WANT YOU TOUCHING THEM,
bUT TO SUCH A MAD DEGREE, tHAT IS, JUST HOW jealous YOU ARE IT IS AN UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCE,
i DON'T EVEN NEED TO WORK HARD, TO MAKE YOU FEEL SO TROLLED,
yOU CANNOT HELP BUT TREMBLE IN THE FACE OF THE INEVITABLE WHEN YOU WAKE THIS SLEEPING GIANT,
aND IMMEDIATELY REGRET IT AFTERWARDS BUT NOT A SECOND LATER, oR BEFORE,
wHAT i MEAN IS i'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU PROBABLY A LITTLE MORE THAN MOSTLY,
i'M PRETTY GOOD AT THAT,