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sTILL ON A LITTLE HIATUS,
15 years ago
i THINK i'M STARTING TO FEEL A LITTLE BETTER,
sOMETIMES i STILL GET SOME HEADACHES OR DRY HEAVES,
eITHER WAY i'VE ALMOST BUILT UP A COMPLETE RESISTANCE TO YOUR SEXUAL PROCLIVITIES,
hALF OF IT IS GROUNDED IN CONTINUED REASSURANCE AND RELIEF,
nONE OF WHAT i'VE SEEN IS AT ALL POSSIBLE FOR ANY OF YOU,
tHIS GOES DOUBLE FOR ANY AMONG YOU,
tHE ONES FOND OF RAPE-TENDRILS, OR EVEN THE DELUSION THAT ONE CAN OBTAIN THEIR OWN GRAVITATIONAL FIELD WITH ENOUGH CHOCOLATE PUDDING,
i'M FINISHING UP SOME PLANS THAT i DON'T EVEN HAVE TO MENTION,
tHEY ARE BEYOND WHAT ANY OF YOU COULD UNDERSTAND EVEN IF i EXPLAINED POLITELY AND IN CLEAR CONCISE TERMS,
wHICH i WON'T,
tHEY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HOW BADLY YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE GOING TO FIND THEMSELVES,
tHAT POT IS ALREADY SIMMERING AND YOU'RE ALL LITTLE FROGS IN THERE,
pLUS i'VE REALLY THOUGHT THIS THROUGH,
i'VE GOT A LID ON THAT SHIT AND EVERYTHING,
yOU FUCKERS COULDN'T EVEN JUMP OUT REGARDLESS OF HOW MUCH DANGER YOU KNEW YOU WERE IN,
sO DON'T EVEN ASK ABOUT WHAT i'M DOING,
i'M NOT YOUR LITTLE PERSONAL INFORMATION KIOSK,
tELLING YOU WHERE ALL THE RESTROOMS ARE,
gODDAMN,
sOMETIMES i STILL GET SOME HEADACHES OR DRY HEAVES,
eITHER WAY i'VE ALMOST BUILT UP A COMPLETE RESISTANCE TO YOUR SEXUAL PROCLIVITIES,
hALF OF IT IS GROUNDED IN CONTINUED REASSURANCE AND RELIEF,
nONE OF WHAT i'VE SEEN IS AT ALL POSSIBLE FOR ANY OF YOU,
tHIS GOES DOUBLE FOR ANY AMONG YOU,
tHE ONES FOND OF RAPE-TENDRILS, OR EVEN THE DELUSION THAT ONE CAN OBTAIN THEIR OWN GRAVITATIONAL FIELD WITH ENOUGH CHOCOLATE PUDDING,
i'M FINISHING UP SOME PLANS THAT i DON'T EVEN HAVE TO MENTION,
tHEY ARE BEYOND WHAT ANY OF YOU COULD UNDERSTAND EVEN IF i EXPLAINED POLITELY AND IN CLEAR CONCISE TERMS,
wHICH i WON'T,
tHEY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HOW BADLY YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE GOING TO FIND THEMSELVES,
tHAT POT IS ALREADY SIMMERING AND YOU'RE ALL LITTLE FROGS IN THERE,
pLUS i'VE REALLY THOUGHT THIS THROUGH,
i'VE GOT A LID ON THAT SHIT AND EVERYTHING,
yOU FUCKERS COULDN'T EVEN JUMP OUT REGARDLESS OF HOW MUCH DANGER YOU KNEW YOU WERE IN,
sO DON'T EVEN ASK ABOUT WHAT i'M DOING,
i'M NOT YOUR LITTLE PERSONAL INFORMATION KIOSK,
tELLING YOU WHERE ALL THE RESTROOMS ARE,
gODDAMN,
By the way that wasn't human sarcasm.
That was furry sarcasm.
tHERE ARE MULTIPLE SARCASMS THAT i HAVE TO KEEP TRACK OF NOW,
lOOK IT'S NOT LIKE i'M NOT PREPARED, OR WILLING,
bUT THIS IS A LITTLE RIDICULOUS,
iT DOESN'T EVEN SERVE ANY SORT OF PURPOSE, DOES IT,
Limiting myself to just one is just doing a disservice to myself.
Maybe if you started broadening your literary horizons your "poetry" would get better.
Or maybe an osprey, idk
Plus you won't need to worry about gravitational pulls caused by pudding or rape tentacles.
Have you SEEN some of the women on LiveJournal? One more twinkie and they'll get an event horizon TONIGHT
Although, I Do Hope It's Better Than Our ED Article.
Otherwise, I Will Be Disappointed.