dONE, hAD ENOUGH, wHAT IN THE EVERLIVING FUCK,
15 years ago
oK WHAT DID i JUST SEE,
wHY AM i EVEN DEPICTED HERE,
i'M NOT EVEN CONSIDERING HOW ANY OF YOU KNOW WHAT i LOOK LIKE,
aT THIS POINT i'M MORE THAN BEYOND THE POINT OF CARING,
jUST IN THE SHORT PERIOD i'VE BEEN HERE, i MEAN,
jUST FROM ONE PERSON, i AM AT A LOSS FOR WHAT TO SAY ABOUT EVERYTHING,
nOT EVEN GOING TO MENTION THEIR HANDLE HERE SINCE YOU PROBABLY KNOW,
iF IT WAS LEFT TO JUST THE ONE FIRST IMAGE i SAW,
i KIND OF LIKED THAT,
kIND OF,
bUT ME AND,
aND THAT KID,
dON'T EVER DO THAT,
wON'T EVER,
wHAT,
wHY DOES THAT EXIST,
wHY WAS THIS CREATED,
aND LACKING ARTICLES OF CLOTHING,
uHH,
wHY,
bAD,
rEALLY BAD IF THAT WAS LIKE,
a THING OF YOURS,
nOT AS BAD AS WHAT WAS POSTED BEFORE,
i THINK i'M ALMOST AS UNCOMFORTABLE WITH IT,
oR THE ONE WHERE i AM GETTING ATTACKED BY THE KID FOR WHATEVER REASON,
sAY WHAT YOU WANT, i DON'T THINK THAT PICTURE WAS JUST ABOUT A FIGHT,
bUT,
tHE LAST ONE TAKES THE FUCKING CAKE,
iT DIGS ITS FINGERS RIGHT DOWN THROUGH THE FROSTING AND CLEAVES THROUGH EVERY LAYER,
nOBODY ELSE IS EVEN GOING TO WANT TO EAT A PASTRY SO THOROUGHLY RUINED, THAT'S HOW TAKEN IT WAS,
yOUR RESISTANCE, yOUR ATTEMPTED (AND FAILED, i really do ASSURE YOU) TROLL-REVERSALS, eVEN YOUR ASSORTED WEIRD PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIALS,
wHATEVER,
wHAT i SAW JUST COMBINED THE WORST OF EVERYTHING, aND ME,
iNTO A BIG DISTILLED BOTTLE OF WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU,
THAT VIOLATION IS BEYOND WHAT i CAN ABIDE,
eVER,
eVERYTHING IS A LIE,
i HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT,
tHERE WAS NEVER ANY REQUEST OR ANYTHING,
nOTHING, nOT EVEN ONE WHERE i JUST WANTED A NICE PICTURE WITH THE PONY,
dIDN'T HAPPEN,
i WANTED NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT,
i DON'T KNOW WHO THAT PERSON IS,
i DON'T KNOW ANY OF YOU AND,
iT HAD BETTER STAY THAT WAY,
oH gOD,
tYPING THIS OUT,
uHH, tHIS WHOLE CONFESSION,
lOOK, JUST FORGET EVERYTHING LIKE i INTEND TO FORGET,
i'M NEVER POSTING HERE AGAIN,
tHIS CHAPTER IS CLOSING FOREVER,
i'M UPENDING AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF GLUE INTO THESE NAUSEATING PAGES AND SLAMMING IT SHUT AND BURNING IT,
sURE, WRITE ALL YOU WANT HERE,
pRETEND i'M YOUR PENPAL,
a REALLY BAD ONE WHO NEVER EVER RESPONDS TO WHAT YOU SAY NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WRITE,
bECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN,
yOU ALL DID THIS,
aLL OF YOU,
nOW i NEED TO, LIKE,
sHOWER FOR A GODDAMN DECADE,
fUCK, i HOPE THE REST OF THEM DON'T KEEP BRINGING THIS UP, THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH LAUGHS OVER THIS,,,
wHY AM i EVEN DEPICTED HERE,
i'M NOT EVEN CONSIDERING HOW ANY OF YOU KNOW WHAT i LOOK LIKE,
aT THIS POINT i'M MORE THAN BEYOND THE POINT OF CARING,
jUST IN THE SHORT PERIOD i'VE BEEN HERE, i MEAN,
jUST FROM ONE PERSON, i AM AT A LOSS FOR WHAT TO SAY ABOUT EVERYTHING,
nOT EVEN GOING TO MENTION THEIR HANDLE HERE SINCE YOU PROBABLY KNOW,
iF IT WAS LEFT TO JUST THE ONE FIRST IMAGE i SAW,
i KIND OF LIKED THAT,
kIND OF,
bUT ME AND,
aND THAT KID,
dON'T EVER DO THAT,
wON'T EVER,
wHAT,
wHY DOES THAT EXIST,
wHY WAS THIS CREATED,
aND LACKING ARTICLES OF CLOTHING,
uHH,
wHY,
bAD,
rEALLY BAD IF THAT WAS LIKE,
a THING OF YOURS,
nOT AS BAD AS WHAT WAS POSTED BEFORE,
i THINK i'M ALMOST AS UNCOMFORTABLE WITH IT,
oR THE ONE WHERE i AM GETTING ATTACKED BY THE KID FOR WHATEVER REASON,
sAY WHAT YOU WANT, i DON'T THINK THAT PICTURE WAS JUST ABOUT A FIGHT,
bUT,
tHE LAST ONE TAKES THE FUCKING CAKE,
iT DIGS ITS FINGERS RIGHT DOWN THROUGH THE FROSTING AND CLEAVES THROUGH EVERY LAYER,
nOBODY ELSE IS EVEN GOING TO WANT TO EAT A PASTRY SO THOROUGHLY RUINED, THAT'S HOW TAKEN IT WAS,
yOUR RESISTANCE, yOUR ATTEMPTED (AND FAILED, i really do ASSURE YOU) TROLL-REVERSALS, eVEN YOUR ASSORTED WEIRD PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIALS,
wHATEVER,
wHAT i SAW JUST COMBINED THE WORST OF EVERYTHING, aND ME,
iNTO A BIG DISTILLED BOTTLE OF WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU,
THAT VIOLATION IS BEYOND WHAT i CAN ABIDE,
eVER,
eVERYTHING IS A LIE,
i HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT,
tHERE WAS NEVER ANY REQUEST OR ANYTHING,
nOTHING, nOT EVEN ONE WHERE i JUST WANTED A NICE PICTURE WITH THE PONY,
dIDN'T HAPPEN,
i WANTED NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT,
i DON'T KNOW WHO THAT PERSON IS,
i DON'T KNOW ANY OF YOU AND,
iT HAD BETTER STAY THAT WAY,
oH gOD,
tYPING THIS OUT,
uHH, tHIS WHOLE CONFESSION,
lOOK, JUST FORGET EVERYTHING LIKE i INTEND TO FORGET,
i'M NEVER POSTING HERE AGAIN,
tHIS CHAPTER IS CLOSING FOREVER,
i'M UPENDING AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF GLUE INTO THESE NAUSEATING PAGES AND SLAMMING IT SHUT AND BURNING IT,
sURE, WRITE ALL YOU WANT HERE,
pRETEND i'M YOUR PENPAL,
a REALLY BAD ONE WHO NEVER EVER RESPONDS TO WHAT YOU SAY NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WRITE,
bECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN,
yOU ALL DID THIS,
aLL OF YOU,
nOW i NEED TO, LIKE,
sHOWER FOR A GODDAMN DECADE,
fUCK, i HOPE THE REST OF THEM DON'T KEEP BRINGING THIS UP, THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH LAUGHS OVER THIS,,,
DON'T PRETEND IT WASN'T THE GREATEST THING YOU EVER SAW.
BECAUSE IT WAS, AT.
IT WAS.
don't think I'll take this lightly, dear
and uhh...
...just get back so I can use those horns as handlebars again
and all those horrible wonderful things
...DAVE OUT. B)
She's cute.