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oH MY gOD,,,
15 years ago
oH jEGUS gOD FUCK,
yOU FUCKING PEOPLE,
wHAT AM i EVEN SEEING AND EXPERIENCING HERE IT IS LIKE NOTHING i CAN EVER HOPE TO STAND,
sO MANY OSTENTATIOUS DISPLAYS OF OVERENGORGED PILLARS OF MEAT ON IMPROBABLY IMMENSE AND GENOCIDAL EQUINES THAT REVEL IN THE FACT OF THEIR OWN POWER,
i'M STARTING TO REGRET THIS, i'M STARTING TO REGRET EVERYTHING STARTING FROM THE MOMENT OF OPPORTUNITY I TOOK IN OBTAINING MEMBERSHIP,
gOD DAMN AND NOW THE REST OF THEM WON'T STOP MOCKING ME,
oK FUCK, uHH,
lISTEN i'LL BE BACK SOON,
i DON'T REALLY WANT TO RETREAT BECAUSE i CAN PROBABLY HANDLE IT IF i TRY,
iT'S JUST THAT i TRULY DON'T WANT TO BE HERE RIGHT NOW,
eVERYWHERE i TURN, oH MY gOD,
yOU FUCKING PEOPLE,
wHAT AM i EVEN SEEING AND EXPERIENCING HERE IT IS LIKE NOTHING i CAN EVER HOPE TO STAND,
sO MANY OSTENTATIOUS DISPLAYS OF OVERENGORGED PILLARS OF MEAT ON IMPROBABLY IMMENSE AND GENOCIDAL EQUINES THAT REVEL IN THE FACT OF THEIR OWN POWER,
i'M STARTING TO REGRET THIS, i'M STARTING TO REGRET EVERYTHING STARTING FROM THE MOMENT OF OPPORTUNITY I TOOK IN OBTAINING MEMBERSHIP,
gOD DAMN AND NOW THE REST OF THEM WON'T STOP MOCKING ME,
oK FUCK, uHH,
lISTEN i'LL BE BACK SOON,
i DON'T REALLY WANT TO RETREAT BECAUSE i CAN PROBABLY HANDLE IT IF i TRY,
iT'S JUST THAT i TRULY DON'T WANT TO BE HERE RIGHT NOW,
eVERYWHERE i TURN, oH MY gOD,
every one of your posts just makes it more obvious.
tHIS IS ABOUT ALL OF IT THAT i AM LIABLE TO ACCEPT,
sORRY BUT ANY FURTHER SHIPMENT ATTEMPTS WILL BE TURNED AWAY,
aND,
fUCK WHERE THE HELL DO i BLOCK PEOPLE ON THIS THING,,,
what do you think, good imitation of you, no?
bAD AT IMITATING ME AND BAD AT EVERYTHING IN GENERAL,
yOU'RE PARTICULARLY UNSKILLED AND i'M REALLY NOT AT ALL PHASED BY YOUR MOCKING MIMICRY AND,
fUCK THERE ARE TOO MANY MENUS AND OPTIONS,
aT EVERY LEVEL THIS WEBSITE CONFOUNDS ME,
I will always be here at every turn to confuse and morally upset you
Just call me your guardian angel of plain weirding you the hell out
It's a tough job, yet ultimately very rewarding, also have you considered being an osprey
You'd make a good fishybird, cheep cheep
however, it is rather disenchanting to basically watch one of your heroes turn tail, shouting "you'll pay for this captain planet!" or some other generic quotation summed to be "i'll get you yet my pretties!"
i thought i could idolize you. you trolls and those kids i mean. here i am in this dimension as i watch the rest of you struggle for your lives in a fantastical universe literally set against you in the smallest detail.
i await your return.