Weird Random Question for any New Englanders around.........
4 years ago
This morning, in the twilight hours before sunrise, I heard this bizarre, unfamiliar sound. My first thought, having been woken up out of a dead sleep by this, was "OH !@#$%^&*! THERE'S SOME KIND OF WEIRD MUSICAL DEMON OUTSIDE MY DOOR!" Despite not believing in the supernatural, I am phasmophobic so I lay there frozen, just listening to this strange sound for a time, trying to decide whether my magical anti-monster blankets would protect me or whether I should act like a grown-ass adult and go see what the noise is. It took a few minutes for my rationality to wake up. At that point, I supposed it sounded like a bird. Maybe.
The sound was a gentle percussive knocking but it had a vaguely musical quality to it, quiet and hollow, almost like some kind of wood instrument. I couldn't tell exactly where it was coming from which was part of what freaked me out. One moment, it sounded like it was drifting lazily up and down the hallway outside my bedroom and the next moment, it was across the back yard. Sound travels strangely sometimes out here so it's entirely possible that what sounded like "right outside my door" was actually right outside my window or over the roof.
The sound was different from the racket a woodpecker makes when going at a tree- much slower and lower pitch. There were maybe three to five knocks per call. Moreover, the sound was traveling. When woodpeckers make their characteristic gatling gun noise, they are anchored to trees (or my friggin gutters.... little bastardshits >8{ ) and this sound was moving about freely.
I can't think of any other way to describe it. It was just bizarre. Or maybe it wasn't. Maybe it's something entirely mundane I've just never heard before because I'm not usually up at that hour. I live in the Hudson Valley of New York. My sister claims she heard it too when she got up sometime around 6am. I tried to record the sound on my phone but of course, as soon as I hit the button, the sound stopped and all the other birds started up. It was like someone hit a switch. Just my luck.
I've looked up bird calls successfully before by googling the characteristics of the sound. That was how I discovered the little bastardshit who likes to go REHHHHHHHH REHHHHH REHHHHHHH for hours on end from the bushes out front is an unexpectedly cute gray catbird. No luck this time though. It definitely was not a sound made with wings or by knocking on something. This sound would almost assuredly have been made with its beak or in its throat.... assuming it's not a demon who likes to play wood instruments outside people's doors at 6 in the morning.
Thoughts?
Edit: Mystery possibly solved? Might have been a raven. It sounded kinda like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_vjGNUwuyM
The sound was a gentle percussive knocking but it had a vaguely musical quality to it, quiet and hollow, almost like some kind of wood instrument. I couldn't tell exactly where it was coming from which was part of what freaked me out. One moment, it sounded like it was drifting lazily up and down the hallway outside my bedroom and the next moment, it was across the back yard. Sound travels strangely sometimes out here so it's entirely possible that what sounded like "right outside my door" was actually right outside my window or over the roof.
The sound was different from the racket a woodpecker makes when going at a tree- much slower and lower pitch. There were maybe three to five knocks per call. Moreover, the sound was traveling. When woodpeckers make their characteristic gatling gun noise, they are anchored to trees (or my friggin gutters.... little bastardshits >8{ ) and this sound was moving about freely.
I can't think of any other way to describe it. It was just bizarre. Or maybe it wasn't. Maybe it's something entirely mundane I've just never heard before because I'm not usually up at that hour. I live in the Hudson Valley of New York. My sister claims she heard it too when she got up sometime around 6am. I tried to record the sound on my phone but of course, as soon as I hit the button, the sound stopped and all the other birds started up. It was like someone hit a switch. Just my luck.
I've looked up bird calls successfully before by googling the characteristics of the sound. That was how I discovered the little bastardshit who likes to go REHHHHHHHH REHHHHH REHHHHHHH for hours on end from the bushes out front is an unexpectedly cute gray catbird. No luck this time though. It definitely was not a sound made with wings or by knocking on something. This sound would almost assuredly have been made with its beak or in its throat.... assuming it's not a demon who likes to play wood instruments outside people's doors at 6 in the morning.
Thoughts?
Edit: Mystery possibly solved? Might have been a raven. It sounded kinda like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_vjGNUwuyM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7oN80msSNg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVeUtSSrkG0
https://youtu.be/VwGQtyswctw?t=75
And of course, Fable the Raven can talk!
So you may be onto something there.
This also sounds somewhat similar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_vjGNUwuyM The knocking I heard was a bit louder than that but there's that strange, musical, percussive warble I heard. So yeah. May very well have been a raven.
Did it sound like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CETMj4vodZw
tropospheric ducting
ducted audio atmospheric effects
Nothing will ever top the chuck will's widow I heard in the summer nights in FL. [LOOK AT THIS HECKIN WEIRDO BIRD!]
When I was a kid, I lived in a suburby area where there really wasn't a lot of wildlife. I saw a fox once down there and it was a pretty big deal. Up here, we see them all the time. This place is a lot woodsier. Not quite rural but more towards that end of the spectrum. There are a lot of things I'd never encountered before. I'll tell ya what, as far as weird, creepy noises go, coyotes win the fucking cake.
This is less useful than it is entertaining:
The Ten Craziest Massachusetts Bird Noises
The turkey vultures are frequently in the area -- I've finally become accustomed to them, even if the dogs haven't.
I spent six months watching shipping trailers on top of a mountain. Every night. a murder of crows would arrive (we're talking, darken the skies), and shortly later they would be accompanied by several dozen ravens. I'm glad I was sitting in a cruiser, but they made amazing sounds.
Having been back in NY for about 3y or so now, I've had my first run-in with coyotes and oh wow.... you wanna talk about weird noises? Where do I begin. :P
IMHO all arguments about cryptids, "there are no [insert animal here]s in [place that animal was seen] because they are not native to north america" are null and void at this point, because of just how many people have bought (probably illegal) exotic animals, and then just, like people get tired of their dogs and throw them out of the car on some backwoods road because who the fuck knows why, they chuck exotic animals all over the damn place.
I had not heard real coyotes until last year. There was a pack of coyotes prowling, starting with what I can only guesstimate was two packs having a turf fight at 3am on a cold february night. Hahaha LOL no nothing at all like the canned "coyote howl" you get on TV shows. Hair raising noises. Most of the time it sounded far more like African hyenas than anyone ever told me to expect. Metallic otherworldly hyenas. Eventually the reawakening of the human city drove them further afield, and they've not been back since.
That would be my guess. :\ Assuming it really was a kookaburra. Entirely possible it was something that just happens to sound like one. There was some kooky wildlife down there.
• because of just how many people have bought (probably illegal) exotic animals
Indeed.
• like people get tired of their dogs and throw them out of the car on some backwoods road because who the fuck knows why,
People who do that kind of shit make me wish there really was such a thing as hell. Seriously.... how hard is it to go to a shelter or give them away to relatives or friends or something.
• Hair raising noises. Most of the time it sounded far more like African hyenas than anyone ever told me to expect.
Oooooh, yeah. For sure. They make some FUNKY noises. I heard them out on my jog one night and I was NOT prepared. XD Also, that just gave me a really good idea for my next art bucket list piece. >8D
Nope, not a raven... I don't want to alarm you, but, this sounds like a clear case of 'homeless guy squatting in the attic, siphoning your electricity and playing space invaders on his phone'. The higher difficulty levels it can be so frustrating, that the homeless person actually hurls the phone out the window - which is why the sound appears to emanate from indoors one moment, and then from outside the next. They can only afford ancient Nokia phones, which are indestructible; thus the cycle perpetuates.