Obi Wan sucks dead donkey balls....
3 years ago
My Politics and Social views are ideas that I believe work. If something does not work I call it out.
Han Solo skips out on his family...
Luke Skywalker tries to kill his own nephew....
Finn is a ex stormtrooper from the sanitation department...
Po needs to stop questioning women....
Obi Wan is a coward...
I get it.
Men are scum and wamen are all stunning and brave.
But REEEeeeeeeeVA still sucks as a character and no amount of man hating will ever make her interesting.
Rey is the bestes Jedi ever and she still sucks.
I can't even enjoy Rey porn!
I have a desire to make comics just because everything these "things" create is flat and boring.
Luke Skywalker tries to kill his own nephew....
Finn is a ex stormtrooper from the sanitation department...
Po needs to stop questioning women....
Obi Wan is a coward...
I get it.
Men are scum and wamen are all stunning and brave.
But REEEeeeeeeeVA still sucks as a character and no amount of man hating will ever make her interesting.
Rey is the bestes Jedi ever and she still sucks.
I can't even enjoy Rey porn!
I have a desire to make comics just because everything these "things" create is flat and boring.
FA+

Sad really, I rather enjoyed the Mandalorian.
Luke: "But how am I to know the good side from the bad?"
Yoda: "You will know… when you are calm, at peace, passive. A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack."
Rey is always aggressive.
At least Tattooine has the distinction of being 'Where the Skywalker Royal Family Came From' and also being under the purview of the Hutts. So there's gotta be something there worth controlling aside from just being a stop-over for drug-mules.
Which is why there are crashed Star Destroyers.
The thought always made me laugh. The Republic had thousands of member worlds. In the Senate only the most influential planets had a seat. Other senators represented entire sectors. So there are more planets part of the Republic than we see seats in the Senate.
So even if we don't go by the Legends canon. the Empire must have had thousands upon thousands of ships (not all Star Destroyers). The thought that they put everything that was left into one battle and that the New Republic has build enough ships at that time to win is laughable. Not to mention that both sides would leave the worlds under their control/protection undefended.
And I still think the whole "No no these three planets are the entirety of the New Republic... even though that's irrational and stupid and in all likelyhood (especially for apperances sake) they'd take over Coruscant as the New Republic center of power (becusae Coruscant has been the "Center of Power' for as long as most beings can remember.
It's why the New Imperial Family (same as the old) after saying "They Do Not Have the Mandate of Heaven", and once the blood had been cleaned off and the repairs made, they'd set up shop in the former IMperial Family's home. Because it's symbolic.
It's why an invading lord will place his arse in the castle of the previous lord because why not? The facilities are already in place to take over.
So I think of the four planets blown up as border-stations. Established bases and the like, and as we saw, the first things to be hit because they could warn the core-worlds of inbound threats.
But not exactly 'Important' worlds like say Coruscant or Mon Cala or the like.
But they also cut the scene where we would have learned that Hosnian Prime, the system that gets destroyed, was the capital of the New Republic
Just like not giving Holdo a moment of anger and slamming down the padds with the names-faces and service jackets of her bomber-crew; in front of Captain Dameron in order to at least justify *why* she was being a dick towards Poe.
Rather than the "Halt die Klappe. Befolge Befehle. Stelle keine Fragen!" vibe we got instead.
2. They were lucky that the First Order prioritized an immobile ground target over mobile ships. Even so, a second salvo from the Dreadnought would have destroyed the ships of the Resistance. They are only alive because they took out the Dreadnought.
The guy clearly trusted to do that particular mission.
This is the guy we're now supposed to think is a 'disobedient cur, worthy of scorn?'
His taking out the dreadnaught was indeed necessary considering the lengthy chase (instead of the former-rebels scattering to the aether as they'd be trained to do considering the old gurilla leaders would know those tactics well).
As I have writ before on many an occasion: they can't create anything of value. They can only seize control of an existing value and impose their horseshit on it, in an attempt to absorb the valued thing into themselves. This is the product of a generation utterly consumed with feelings of jealousy, failure and inadequacy--so they project those feelings on the previous generation who accomplished what they want as their own value as the only means of establishing their own. At least cannibalism acknowledges the worth of what it's eating--these people don't even merit that title.
Leia is more important than Luke, because his guardian leaves his post to rescue her.
while at the same time...
Leia is reduced to the princess that needs a knight to rescue her
Also, I know of no character named Reva, however I do know a Revan from around 3,600 years before the battle of Yavin.
This is how you do a "f*ck-up" and own it and make it good!
This is a butchery of something else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7DSghr-LnM
It's very sexist and disrespectful...You know, just like dizni wars!
It was a steaming pile of sh¨t I can not believe they gave the OK to it. The whole thing made ZERO sense and every single thing the STRONK WYMONS touched turned into utter sh.t and caused countless deaths. RHAAAA GUUURL POWER..wait what?
"I get it.
Men are scum and wamen are all stunning and brave."
i have just two things to say to you:
first: I truly pity you if those are the impressions that you get and that is how you feel. I truly feel sorry for you.
second: why is that you american conservatives have to politicize everything? 'cause here in germany, if we don't like something, we just move on. you guys though keep on trying to make things political for some reason. why?
I do feel like recent stuff from Hollywood has this attitude that women can do no wrong and if you criticize stuff you get called a bigot.
Honestly I just wish they wouldn’t have fucked up the continuity in the show so much. Reva shouldn’t know who Vader is. That is a one way ticket to getting force choked.
i mean, how do you even get this feeling/impression "women can do no wrong etc." ? are you that obsessed about genders that this is all you can see?
'cause i don't get these kinds of impressions because if i don't like something, i don't linger. i just shrug it off and move on. I don't listen to conservative political commentators either and whatever conspiracy of the week they are trying to push...
so this whole "oh, women can do no wrong and if you criticize you're a bigot" attitude, is just really super fucking weird to me.
I feel conservatives are waaay overthinking things and making themselves miserable in the process.
which is also weird 'cause why do you wanna do things that make you miserable?
i dunno, obviously being a german in germany i am quite disconnected from all of this, so I#m looking at this from as much of an outsiders perspective as it can be and its just super fucking weird to me *shrugs*
Personally I've thought the whole Star Wars thing was rather ho-hum since I saw the first film in the theater when it came out, despite Lucas being a local hero. They've only had time since then to make a hash of whatever good aspects of it might have been there to begin with.
i guess conservatives just like being miserable
which is a really sad existence and i dunno why anyone would want to live that way but here we are *shrugs*
i dunno, i prefer being happy
just keep going at it and you'll surpass the middle east in no time at all
though it is funny that you phrase that stuff in a way to make it seem like its a universal blue problem.
wasn't one of the most recent mass shootings in the very red state of texas with a lot of very red aligned folks, for instance?
this seems to indicate that these issues transfer over to red aligned regions as well... also I sincerely hope that you have enough self awareness within you to realize that red areas are no paradise either. especially if you are neither christian, white nor straight. otherwise we would need to discuss how religious, racial and sexual persecution is far more common and widespread in red areas than it is in blue areas. we do have plenty of data proving that underage people of LGBTQ+ are more likely to suffer persecution, become homeless and committing suicide in red areas than they are in blue areas...
also have you ever noticed that when a lot of people flock together to live in a really small space, like a big city and stuff, they tend to become blue? its funny how that works, huh? its almost as though that the more people come together to live and work with each other, they start to realize that the most beneficial thing on average seems to become blue.
i mean if that wasn't the case, we'd see a lot more red big cities now, wouldn't we?
its funny how that works, huh?
'course when you got so many people living together in a small area, you will inevitably have crime as well.
its pretty naive to think however that this would stop or go down if a place were to suddenly become red instead blue.
if you get down to it, the overwhelming majority of cities in my home country could be considered "blue" as well, if we're going for the american model of political alignment, i mean
and yet, we don't got the issues that you guys go... not even close...
funny how that works, huh?
another mass shooting that took place recently in a blue area (New York) was motivated by red conspiracies.
which begs the question how many of the mass shootings in blue areas and cities are caused due to conspiracies and propaganda pushed by the red...
I'd be curious to hear your thoughts regarding this, provided that you are willing to share them, of course.
Just as everything done by a resident of a "Red" city/county/state, or under the president if they happen to be a Republican is the absolute fault of the Republican in charge there.
Never mind that we're the ones who destroyed Iraq and Afghanistan, killing millions, and spawning ISIS.
So, are we "The shining city on the hill", proud exceptionalists, or are we ever gonna try to be better instead of hypocrites, or what?
Oh! And there was that little coup in Iran that ended up leading to Khomeini and the current government...
I could actually go on, but you get the point.
But as long as he brought it up, I thought I'd note some of the hypocrisy and contradiction in his statement.
One can love their country while opposing things its government does in their name. It's the first thing you have to do towards making it a better place.
Do you think we like what our government does? None of us like the massive inflation caused by our inept government, I can say I dislike most politicians because they are owned by donors, and those donors aren't the American people. I still love my country. I just don't like most of the people running said country.
Agreed about most politicians being in the pockets of wealthy donors and of course the corporations they represent and profit from.
But saying that our government is responsible for the current inflation (Which massive would be an exaggeration of, BTW) is ignorant, or at the very least misinformed. The current inflation is happening around the world due to situations largely out of immediate government control, such as the war in Ukraine, the ongoing effects of covid on the world's economy, and the greedy profiteering of corporations, who are the ones who raise the prices. And the US is hardly being hit the hardest by it.
It would also seem that now you are a part of perpetuating this "Irrelevant" political discussion. There are also politics inherent in everything, particularly Alex's journals.
And personally I don't care what you think I should be discussing or not.
I do think our leadership has a direct impact on our economy, and the high inflation. We were dealing with high inflation before the war started, and it was steadily ticking up and up with no sign of dropping. I was already feeling the pain at the pump and at the grocery store before the war.
This journal had nothing to do with politics, just complaining about the actions of Disney ruining a franchise by forcing agenda instead of telling a decent story. I don't blame the actors, they were given this dumpster fire script and had to work with it.
Everything I said still stands.
Everything I said shall stand as well, now take it easy!
I guess when you are a agenda driven diversity hire with no actual skills the only thing to do is accuse everyone else.
I this point t just want all this rehash to die.
all that matters to me is whether i like the finished product or not. i don't care for all the behind the scenes drama and hissy fits XD
i get enough of those in my regular life to myself lol
also let's be honest here: Lando tries to get into everybody's pants. its why we love him so much XD
also sheesh, agenda driven diversity hire? really? what sad, miserable clown put that nonsense into your head? was it TheQuartering? XD
'cause i don't to believe that you came up nonsense by yourself. i think you heard it from somebody who's just miserable all the time and wants everybody else to feel just as miserable... which I would argue is not a good way to live your life but to each their own, I guess
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This is probably not your intent, but it is how your comments are represented. That is how I see them.
i know that certain conservative talking heads on youtube, like that dipship TheQuartering, like to talk "oh, that person got hired because woke diversity agenda" whenever they see a non-white or female actor pop up in a show.
after the trailer for the new Thor movie, Love and Thunder I think it was called, came out, there were a few conservatives who lost their shit because the new wielder of Thor's hammer Mjolnir is a woman and subsequently started to run their mouths how disney is running a woke agenda and bullshit like... but the thing is that this is exactly what happens in the comics and thus true to the lore. these conservatives ignore this however because they want to complain about a supposed woke agenda which they got no evidence for...
so...
yeah, long story short: i don't bother to educate myself about that sort of thing anymore because the past has proven to me more than once that these claims are false, full of shit and thus I am not going to waste any more of my very valuable time on them than is absolutely necessary.
Fucking Disney shrank John B.’s image in the Star Wars poster for China and these scum balls are saying the fans are racist?
When I was a kid we taught to not suck up to corporations and never to trust government greed.
Now people celebrate censorship!
Yet they did nothing for Gina when she was attacked constantly and straight up fired her when she shared something that wasn’t even her own words but I’m happen to be physical proof that what she shared was coming true. Yet Pablo whatever the fuck plays the Mandalorian called all Trump Supporters nazis and got to keep his job and get their support.
I did like the first two episodes but after the third one I can already see Kathleen’s woke influence corrupting it and I just can’t understand how our beloved Ewen can allow them to do that to his character and not state some issues or concerns over what they’re doing. I mean the grand inquisitor was only in two episodes and Luke was like in maybe a minute of the first one. And we’ll probably never see him ever again for the series. And it deeply sucks because I seriously was hoping this was going to be good and thought it was going to be okay at best after the first two but once I saw Kathleen’s name in the credits and can see a last Jedi repeat in episode 3 I’m already growing concerns. Even my own dad whose enjoyed SWs ever since it first came out can see the possibility of Kenobi’s character getting ruined just like they did with Luke and if even he can spot that then yeah I should have deep concerns now.
I considered it pure bullshit. If I get a job, I want to be qualified to work it. I no longer list myself as Hispanic, because I don't want to be hired for my race. I want to be hired because I can do the job.and do it well.
they seem to be talking about diversity but that doesn't necessarily mean that anyone was hired to fill some kind of check mark on a check list or something.
I am serious about them requiring businesses to hire people to fulfill some kind minority bingo. I was just exposing one example of agenda driven diversity. Social media has allowed the more outspoken people to lead impressionable and ignorant people into fighting for their personal crusade.
It was easy to see, that one of the major tasks for the creators was to build strong female characters and fit them into the story.
What happened was, that a story for female heroes was created and the star wars lore was bent around it somehow. (Of course the fact that characters were rather bland in general didn't help, but with 3 directors the story was just too much of a mess.)
The problems with people who have a strong agenda for something is that they are usually too fixated on their thing, that they simply tend not to care about consistency in an existing universe, especially when they had nothing to do with it before.
Best example was General Akbar, a veteran and iconic character from the other films, who died in the background in one scene, never to be mentioned again. If somebody was in charge, who really had some interest in this universe, this wouldn't have been possible.
But yeah, the reason for that disaster was feminism, paired with incompetent storytelling and the fact that none of the 3 directors had a plan, where this thing was going, only finishing their own movie and be done with it.
Change the canon, change the lore, change events up, right, left and down. Why? Because they can't create for shit. They can break things down, true, but they can't create anything but crap. And this is a fact.
Look at Halo, look at Obi Wan. Are they original? Or are they badly written fanfiction? You can have whatever opinion you want, but the fact remains that, if there was lore set down before you came around, then you ignore it to make something different because you feel like it, changing ALL there was, then call it new. Well, sorry, but the fans don't need to like it and see it as canon.
Now, I will admit that fanfiction can be good (Heck, I have written some myself, thoush a few of them HAVE been shit XD), and new canon can be interesting. But if you have a stablished franchise it won't always fly. Yes, you can argue that Disney owns Star Wars in this case, and they can do whatever they want with it and the fans should be thankful they get something. Ironically it is the oposite with things like Warhammer and wanting to change the lore to have female space marines (Still utter bullshit and forever shall be).
This is merely a desire to wreck stories because they were once good, and now they have to turn them into shit since what these people can make won't ever compare to good storytelling.
I wish I knew the dirt Kathleen has on the Dizney execs.. Under her leadership she's manage to crash Star Wars into the Deathstar like a super star destroyer... She would have been fired long ago in a place not so far away... Mandalorian was great because she couldn't control it.. But Obi Wan well she's back and look what's happened.. I'm hoping there is a secret agenda that Lucas will eventually buy back the franchise at a 3rd the price...
Was ungodly predictable, and just to...BLECH
The fact Rey was able to learn force manipulation, instantly . Something even Luke had a hard time learning with just a passing thought was a just to freaking mary sue fer me.
And snoke surviving? ARE YOU FOOKING KIDDING ME!?
I gave up with it. House of mouse just doesn't get it.
The fact that the sequels are nearly universally hated shows how bad they really are if they were able to overcome the desire to love them so quickly and completely.
a white male...scratch that! If I (♀) was offered even a tiny (yet significant, 1-2 minute long) role in Star Wars back then, I'd be the happiest nerd/fan on the world...If I was offered the main role in a dizni wars movie now...SKIP! I know money is nice and all, but I wouldn't want to be in SH!T, and wouldn't be a spokesperson for woke social justice at all!My relationship with dizni wars (and dizni in general) is APATHY! I just don't care about it anymore! And as Darth Traya said so wisely: Apathy is Death! dizni wars is a corpse on strings of a once beloved and highly successful franchise called Star Wars!
The Jedi council gathered, and selected their very best to face this challenge, to prove to the entire galaxy, that they cannot be beaten, that their way is the best way...These Jedi put down their lightsabers and picked up their aprons and best of knowledge, determined to show everyone, that they are the Best Cooks all around! Star Wars: Intergalactic Cook-Off!
This is what dizni meant by "not pro war"...Take out the wars from Star Wars, and replace it with events similar to nowadays Earth, so they can mimic it, and create easy to do and DIRT CHEAP dizni wars events! The keyword is "Dirt Cheap" here...They have a co-pilot as a rock. A featureless rock...called Geode! How it pilots a space ship? Who cares!!! Time to sell dizni wars PET ROCKs to kids! Dirt Cheap to produce, brings in high profit...this is what dizni wars is all about. Story, characters, effort...? All of those require investments! Nope! Just profit with as little trying as possible for dizni...a sad thing, really.
The movie was far to predictable. It was as if watching someone's fan-fic. Of Starwars + Twighlight and it's sickening.
They could have done so much with this franchise. Actually bothered to follow canonical comics (pre-disney) that showed Luke wasn't an angel
That Han actually had the force (Hence his ability to never seem to miss) Bobba fett's absolute hatred of the sarlacc. This? Nah.
I'm afraid sir we were all robbed of our money
Yep, it was # 8. Watch it again ( sorry ) and notice that they set the race horses free, yet the child slaves are left behind. It was such an absolute WTF moment I wanted to bitchslap everyone involved in that crap.
Yup, the sad thing is, that Disney / Star Wars is dead, that is why I make a clear distancing of their woke material, by calling them dizni, rey etc. Not even capitalizing the names even, since they aren't names/characters anymore, just simple garbage!
I am not a aggressive person irl, but as a nerdy women, I still fantasize about kicking Ruin Johnson (in between his balls, if he still has any) and Crazy Kathie (on the head) over and over, just to cope with the sad fact, that they (and many others) killed/killing of such a beloved franchise as Star Wars. The franchise couldn't landed in worse hands then those woke, sjw, politically damaged people...monsters! Original LOTR was right about our irl too: True Evil can't create, only destroy!
Aside Obi Wan being a coward in His own "show", He can't use the Force without meditating anymore, because the Force and Jedi works as a mobile phone: You got to charge it every day's start, like you are in a D&D magic spell casting class, where you regain your spells with a long rest...
And the continuity is also f*cked to shreds, since Obi Wan meeting/fighting Darth Vader (who is super chill for a Sith meeting the hated Jedi who made Him an asthmatic, amputee, cyborg cripple) sh!ts all over the Episode 4 meeting scene: "Obi Wan. Last time we met I was the apprentice, now I am the master." How to fix this? Bonk both of them on the head, or something, and gave both Obi Wan and Darth Vader some sort of short-term Force Amnesia...In dizni wars all kind of crazy thing can happen!
Reva? Angry Whamen good! Her anger is off the charts, but She doesn't have Sith/Dark side eyes, while all the other Inquisitors have it! The Grand Inquisitor was right there: She was the LEAST of them! So much anger...so disconnected from the dark side! Pathetic Joke of an Inquisitor! Also: Vader cut off limbs from each Inquisitor (save the leader G.I.) during training/testing them, to teach them a lesson...in LOSS! Each of them should clearly/visibly have a robotic/cybernetic prosthetic limb to show of their loss both in being a Jedi as well as the lost duel against Darth Vader! Reeeeeeeeeva is above all of this...also kills the G.I. because White Male is bad.
I could go on, but would say nothing new: dizni wars IS NOT Star Wars! dizni wars is a dumpster fire of a fan-fiction!
Meanwhile, those of us with a working pair of brain cells and who remember with great fondness the original trilogy (and let's be honest, Lucas didn't wipe his butt with the male characters in the FIRST three movies, either), can only peer at what Dismay, with all their $$$ and worldwide influence is doing.
Kinda makes me think of what watching the Titanic slowly sink to its doom must've felt like?
Personally, I can't wait for them to go belly-up from the bankruptcy they've earned.
Sorry Disney. This is not the Obi Wan I am looking for.
Kathleen kennedy or the CEO incharge of disney
The Last Jedi killed the franchise for me... What they did to Luke... Making him bitter and cynical with little to no explanation. The other characters suffer from character regression not progression. It left me feeling disappointed and annoyed.
I've read better fanfiction on here, DeviantArt, and fanfiction.net.
Although I thought maybe Andor would be good.
Reee is such a crap character. They are desperately trying to show off how powerful she is, and how capable she is instead of letting her be a strong female character.
Even Leia, a CHILD is still getting the same treatment of proving how great she is instead of, ya know, having her as a child.
You also left out that it was more marketed as him protecting the Boy, but we can't have that!
Then they wonder why the ratings stink and then resort to calling fans racist/sexist when they complain of these boring bland characters they create.
You know, Diversity is a strength, unless you're just collecting many ways of ruining things. ^_^ There are many ways to ruin things and Disney sure is loving that Diversity!
Kind of makes me think of the current Press Secretary of President Biden. Proud to be the first Black Woman, Lesbian and Immigrant and yet is an embarrassment. Can't even look up.
I'm sorry but not all black women, lesbians, or immigrants are utterly incompetent. People like Boring7 keeps celebrating the failures instead of raising their standards.
(smh) Aw well. I'm going to go ahead and watch Conan the Barbarian again. ^_^ Pretty strong woman in that one!
Might be easier than dealing with reality, but it doesn't change reality.
In reality Finn and Po had loads of plot armor and were also bad, boring characters because the movies were boring regardless of the sex of the character on screen.
And Kenobi is a lot of fun so far; when you aren’t trying to cram your own stupid gender politics into your viewing.
I want overall strong characters but these kids can’t cut it.
And Kenobi's fine. He's not a coward; he's trying to do what's right when the situation doesn't seem to have a right answer. If he draws his laser sword and plays the hero everyone around him becomes a target and a potential hostage, and he still loses due to numbers. If he does nothing, then the villains continue to reign. That's the pathos and the realistic question of what you do when fascists take over your republic.
At least so far, only watched the first 2 episodes.
Anyway, tell me how episode four on does because I’m done.
As usual, the IRB hallucinates things on the screen that don't exist because they just really, really want to be upset.
You choose to miss out on Darth Vader literally grabbing a launching spacecraft out of the air and slamming it back down on the ground. Escape Velocity thrust? Screw you I've got Dark Side Force.
Hell, you should be happy, the villains are mostly minorities.
Literally the only reason I bothered to come back and post that. Feel free to delete it if you don't want it now, but you're the one who asked.
And seriously, I really think you'd like the Vader scene near the end, just like, mute it and skip to the halfway mark or something if the dialogue is that offensive to you.
I didn't watch Kenobi, much. I saw the big bad black lady cut off a hand with a red lightsaber, and that's about it.
The idea that it was gender-bashing was... not my first impression. I guess I'd need to see the new stuff to make that judgement call. :/