Huh...so after three and a half years of situations getting in the way, including my own laziness and concerns that I've been wasting my time...
After thirty-eight and a half years on this miserable, anxiety-inducing ball of dirt and water...
After all this...

I finally have a Bachelor's degree...and in an area of study that I'm actually happy with.
Racc has a Bachelor's in Data Management and Analysis.

Snazzy.