I've managed to strike a good work/life balance and now have some extra time to take on commissions. I'm primarily looking for story-writing commissions but I'm also open to poetry and art.
~~~~~ Ninja-Trix/FuzNuff Commissions ~~~~~

Watercolor Painting - BACKGROUND ONLY
$25 Flat Watercolor
$30 Shaded Watercolor

Watercolor Painting - Character
$25 Simple Flat Watercolor
$35 Complex Flat Watercolor
$35 Simple Shaded Watercolor
$40 Complex Shaded Watercolor

Short Story - 3rd & 1st person fiction in contemporary or classical prose
$20 Est. Per thousand words (Price may vary for longer and/or more complicated stories)

Poetry - 5-7 Stanzas of traditional poetry based on a given subject/topic.
$5 Flat Rate (+$2 for Sonnets due to complexity.)

Will Do:
Inflation/Fatflation (Note that I will judge you, but as the saying goes, Twenty Dollars is Twenty Dollars)
Comedy
Innuendo
Homosexual Romance
Nudes
Most anything not on the won't do.

Won't Do:
Sexual Acts
Torture Porn
Scat
Suicide
Underage Romance

Please note that I retain the right to refuse any and all commissions should I see fit.