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6 months ago
Ah ahahah! Yes yes. Uwu
We can still post comments and apparently journals! So how about this.
HELLO earthlings and various peoples of lewd dispositions! How are we all doing?
Wonder if I exhaust the attention span of the average internet person by adding another paragraph.
LET'S DO JUST THAT!
It is May now. That also means in another month we're gonna near the half-way mark of this year. 😐
There have been many good game releases so far, so there's that. Still, time flies...
Not so bueno is my general worry about the future. AI enshittification and data harvesting / theft continue without any hindrances and it virtually impossible to find information with search engines without resorting to asking the shitty AI chatbots to do it for us. @m@ Somehow we all signed up to be installed in the wrong universe simulation, eh?
But fret not! Dr. Dr. Dr. Todex Dex, certified plumber and stiffener of cockmeats has a patent-pending solution to all these problems.
And if you thought "He's gonna recommend dong to all, isn't he" - ayyyy didn't know you were a telepath. WELL DONE get yourself a cookie(banner) and a nonskippable 30 second ad UWU YOU DESERVE IT!
We can still post comments and apparently journals! So how about this.
HELLO earthlings and various peoples of lewd dispositions! How are we all doing?
Wonder if I exhaust the attention span of the average internet person by adding another paragraph.
LET'S DO JUST THAT!
It is May now. That also means in another month we're gonna near the half-way mark of this year. 😐
There have been many good game releases so far, so there's that. Still, time flies...
Not so bueno is my general worry about the future. AI enshittification and data harvesting / theft continue without any hindrances and it virtually impossible to find information with search engines without resorting to asking the shitty AI chatbots to do it for us. @m@ Somehow we all signed up to be installed in the wrong universe simulation, eh?
But fret not! Dr. Dr. Dr. Todex Dex, certified plumber and stiffener of cockmeats has a patent-pending solution to all these problems.
And if you thought "He's gonna recommend dong to all, isn't he" - ayyyy didn't know you were a telepath. WELL DONE get yourself a cookie(banner) and a nonskippable 30 second ad UWU YOU DESERVE IT!
- Saus. A. Ge, 913 BC
Booty c. 2025
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bHCu52Qlqk0
Going to be fun when FA gets back online completely I have new stuff I want to post over here, but least content with DA for now.
groininbox and harrass you!I hope you have been good!!
Half-way through this year, huh... For me the best part of the year is just beginning: SUMMER!
That means I can finally come out of my cave to have some fun in the sun for a few months
Summer, eh? Gonna walk around all naked in the forest and scare the reindeers?
Eh, luckily it doesn't get quite so hot around here that one would feel the need to walk around naked!
Besides, I usually avoid walking and use my trusty bicycle instead! Already planning some long cycling trips aside vast lakes and across the countryside.
That's right, work those beefy legs and save the planet >:O And don't get your bike stolen >A>...
And cycling certainly does give strong legs... but also skimpy arms (too lazy to bother with any other sports/training than cycling, lol)
And that's fine. Use your muscled legs as pumps for the spooge and don't try to arm-wrestle anyone UwU
And yeah... Could those dongs fuck us to the next simulation? :3
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS
IS THIS REAL LIFE, IS THIS AI SLOP, WHO ARE WE
HELLO TODEX KEEP BEING AWESOME AND DRAWING GOOD STUFF (OPTIONAL NEW OBJECTIVE: PAWS)
ALSO IS IT CAPS ONLY FRIDAY TODAY?!
Your doing it wrong.
Your threatening people with a good time.
You need to make it actually SCARY.
Threaten them with epic BLUE BALLS.
The kind that makes the one they get during NNN seem like a minor inconvenience
You will get haunted by hot visions of cute ladies and men and each time you try to reach your groin to do something about it, the planet's magnetic field will shift and yank hips away. @M@ For a decade. And it won't let you bring 'em near other things either. But you can still sit down of course, after all you'll have to be able to write despaired comments and journals about it UwU
*headpats*
FIXED
Disclaimer: aicks does the same things that regular dicks does, but slower and consumes an absurd amount of power, so now we will make a mandatory to consumes drugs that makes regular dicks weaker.