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phone died! offline-ish! rant, ignore that.
5 months ago
Heya furries! My buddy 
ghostlombax gave me an iPhone like 4-5 years ago, and it's been my daily (minutely) driver for years now lol!
Unfortunately it's been on the fritz lately and seems to have passed peacefully after years of service. May it rest in peace, and also good riddance lmao
Rant incoming, ignore it. But I wanna get this out there. Know it's light hearted in tone even if it seems angy. I meant it mostly as a silly thing. This isn't a cry for help or whatever, basically, I just wanna scream for a sec.
I have been wanting a phone-free life for quite some time now, and now that it's been thrust upon me, I LOVE NOT HAVING A GOD DAMN CELL PHONE ON ME AT ALL TIMES AND BEING CONNECTED ALL THE TIME, I LOVE NOT CHECKING MESSAGES EVERY FUCKING SECOND, I HATE SMART PHONES, I WANT THE JITTERBUG TO MAKE A COME BACK, IT WAS MASSIVE AND PERFECT FOR GRANDMAMA, IT WAS COMEDY AND IT BARELY WORKED I LOVED IT AND I WANT IT BACK SO MUCHHHHHH
I'M NOT DONE JUST CUZ IT'S A NEW PARAGRAPH. I WANT A HOVEROUND AND A JITTERBUG. I WANT TO BE AN OLD WOMAN LIVING IN 2004 INFOMERCIALS. SHE WAS HAPPY AND FREE BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T KNOW SOCIAL MEDIA, WHICH IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE. TOM KRUSE IS THE INVENTOR OF THE HOVEROUND AND I WANT TO BE A HERMIT HOMOSEXUAL AT THE GRAND CANYON TAKING 0.9 MP PHOTOS ON MY JITTERBUG.
that Eddy Burback video was incredibly inspiring to me. No phone, landline (not gonna do that lol), email only, meeting up in person, having to learn actual skills to navigate the world?? Omg why did I never do this sooner?? I love my phone free life so far!!
The only reason I never did this earlier is my extrovert ass loves extroverting it up at all times, and I had to be hooked in at all times. And it sucked. It fuckin sucked and I hated how it made me feel all the time. I never want to have a smart phone again. I never want to log into telegram or discord or anything again. But I have to. I have to, for my friends and family. No one wants to use "just email" and frankly if I ever want to make plans or, y'know, have banking or 2fa or whatever the fuck in 2025 ad, I have to have some kinda NSA wiretap on my person at all times.
I NEED TO STRESS THIS: I AM AN ADDICT. I AM A LEVEL 5 SUSCEPTIBLE TO THE ALGORITHMS. I CANNOT FUCKING STOP MYSELF. MY PHONE DIED AND IT WAS LIKE MY LIFE BEGAN AGAIN. I DO NOT WANT TO GO BACK I HATE IT I WANT TO DO TERRORISM TO MARK ZUCKERBERG AND SHERYL SANDBERG. I WANT THEM TO LEAN INTO AN ANTI-ZOMBIE BLADE FROM HALF LIFE 2. I WANT TO TIE THEM TO A CHAIR AND READ THEM "CARELESS PEOPLE" BY SARAH WYNN-WILLIAMS UNTIL THEY GET WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO PEOPLE LIKE ME. ALSO MYANMAR. THEY SHOULD BE AT THE HAGUE, BASICALLY.
Uh so basically idk when I'll be on "da apps" again? I have zero desire to be. I might just abandon them, at least until I get my shit under control. Might be a month. I hope longer.
Comments disabled cuz idk, I just don't wanna hear dissent or whatever on this. It's my problem, this is how I'm dealing with it. If you really wanna get in touch, notes are open, but seriously, don't waste my time. Don't note me to start a convo rn, I will just fall into a rabbit hole trying to talk and check notifications all the time cuz that's what my brain is trained to do.
ghostlombax gave me an iPhone like 4-5 years ago, and it's been my daily (minutely) driver for years now lol!Unfortunately it's been on the fritz lately and seems to have passed peacefully after years of service. May it rest in peace, and also good riddance lmao
Rant incoming, ignore it. But I wanna get this out there. Know it's light hearted in tone even if it seems angy. I meant it mostly as a silly thing. This isn't a cry for help or whatever, basically, I just wanna scream for a sec.
I have been wanting a phone-free life for quite some time now, and now that it's been thrust upon me, I LOVE NOT HAVING A GOD DAMN CELL PHONE ON ME AT ALL TIMES AND BEING CONNECTED ALL THE TIME, I LOVE NOT CHECKING MESSAGES EVERY FUCKING SECOND, I HATE SMART PHONES, I WANT THE JITTERBUG TO MAKE A COME BACK, IT WAS MASSIVE AND PERFECT FOR GRANDMAMA, IT WAS COMEDY AND IT BARELY WORKED I LOVED IT AND I WANT IT BACK SO MUCHHHHHH
I'M NOT DONE JUST CUZ IT'S A NEW PARAGRAPH. I WANT A HOVEROUND AND A JITTERBUG. I WANT TO BE AN OLD WOMAN LIVING IN 2004 INFOMERCIALS. SHE WAS HAPPY AND FREE BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T KNOW SOCIAL MEDIA, WHICH IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE. TOM KRUSE IS THE INVENTOR OF THE HOVEROUND AND I WANT TO BE A HERMIT HOMOSEXUAL AT THE GRAND CANYON TAKING 0.9 MP PHOTOS ON MY JITTERBUG.
that Eddy Burback video was incredibly inspiring to me. No phone, landline (not gonna do that lol), email only, meeting up in person, having to learn actual skills to navigate the world?? Omg why did I never do this sooner?? I love my phone free life so far!!
The only reason I never did this earlier is my extrovert ass loves extroverting it up at all times, and I had to be hooked in at all times. And it sucked. It fuckin sucked and I hated how it made me feel all the time. I never want to have a smart phone again. I never want to log into telegram or discord or anything again. But I have to. I have to, for my friends and family. No one wants to use "just email" and frankly if I ever want to make plans or, y'know, have banking or 2fa or whatever the fuck in 2025 ad, I have to have some kinda NSA wiretap on my person at all times.
I NEED TO STRESS THIS: I AM AN ADDICT. I AM A LEVEL 5 SUSCEPTIBLE TO THE ALGORITHMS. I CANNOT FUCKING STOP MYSELF. MY PHONE DIED AND IT WAS LIKE MY LIFE BEGAN AGAIN. I DO NOT WANT TO GO BACK I HATE IT I WANT TO DO TERRORISM TO MARK ZUCKERBERG AND SHERYL SANDBERG. I WANT THEM TO LEAN INTO AN ANTI-ZOMBIE BLADE FROM HALF LIFE 2. I WANT TO TIE THEM TO A CHAIR AND READ THEM "CARELESS PEOPLE" BY SARAH WYNN-WILLIAMS UNTIL THEY GET WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO PEOPLE LIKE ME. ALSO MYANMAR. THEY SHOULD BE AT THE HAGUE, BASICALLY.
Uh so basically idk when I'll be on "da apps" again? I have zero desire to be. I might just abandon them, at least until I get my shit under control. Might be a month. I hope longer.
Comments disabled cuz idk, I just don't wanna hear dissent or whatever on this. It's my problem, this is how I'm dealing with it. If you really wanna get in touch, notes are open, but seriously, don't waste my time. Don't note me to start a convo rn, I will just fall into a rabbit hole trying to talk and check notifications all the time cuz that's what my brain is trained to do.
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