My first Warhammer list got Rectally Double Penetrated
18 hours ago
General
So I recently got into Warhammer Age of Sigmar, ordered a bunch of minis, spent days on the army builder 'n made a really cool cavalry list that benefitted from a long range buff, extra safes, reduction of enemy hit chance... aaaand it lasted 2 weeks.
Now they released a new "battletome" or what i call it "rules update from a inbred moron" and TOTALLY SCREWED THE FACTION OVER!
The biggest abilities got erased, the most usefull artifacts and auras removed, the +1 safes gone, the -1 hits gone, a lot of units even were made weaker ON TOP OF IT 'n what do we get instead? Now you have to accumulate "Relentless discipline Points" from heroes to BUY advantages for your units 'n they make you pay those points for EVERYTHING...
And let's not forget about the removal of +1 dmg and natural 2hit crit on cavalry which - surprise! Now you also have to buy!
"We call it RDP from here on" - Yes, because it's short for rectal double penetration!
Welcome to the world of squishy wet towel bones ... multiple sclerose has befallen the bonereapers...
Man, I already feel like throwing the minis against the wall again or I'll just sit on them for 2-3 years until they hopefully fixed it...
Right now... the whole "fun" and "strategic strength" totally vaporized and left nothing but a sour taste...
Now they released a new "battletome" or what i call it "rules update from a inbred moron" and TOTALLY SCREWED THE FACTION OVER!
The biggest abilities got erased, the most usefull artifacts and auras removed, the +1 safes gone, the -1 hits gone, a lot of units even were made weaker ON TOP OF IT 'n what do we get instead? Now you have to accumulate "Relentless discipline Points" from heroes to BUY advantages for your units 'n they make you pay those points for EVERYTHING...
And let's not forget about the removal of +1 dmg and natural 2hit crit on cavalry which - surprise! Now you also have to buy!
"We call it RDP from here on" - Yes, because it's short for rectal double penetration!
Welcome to the world of squishy wet towel bones ... multiple sclerose has befallen the bonereapers...
Man, I already feel like throwing the minis against the wall again or I'll just sit on them for 2-3 years until they hopefully fixed it...
Right now... the whole "fun" and "strategic strength" totally vaporized and left nothing but a sour taste...
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